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My buddy asked me how I got ahold of Kevin bacon's phone number

Told him I know a guy ^(who knows a guy) ^^who ^^knows ^^a ^^guy ^^^who ^^^knows ^^^a ^^^guy

A nun asks another

What would you do if someone with bad intentions gets ahold of you?
Nun: I would lift up my dress
Other Nun: Oh my! What would you do then?
Nun: I would ask him to put his pants down
Other Nun: Wow. I didn't expect this from you. What would you do after?
Nun: I would run away. I bet I can run faster lifting my skirt than he can with his pants down.

What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

My girlfriend just started working at a grease factory ...

It's so hard to get ahold of her now.


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