Fun-Filled Ahold Jokes to Boost Your Mood
My buddy asked me how I got ahold of Kevin Bacon's phone number
Told him I know a guy ^(who knows a guy) ^^who ^^knows ^^a ^^guy ^^^who ^^^knows ^^^a ^^^guy
A nun asks another
What would you do if someone with bad intentions gets ahold of you?
Nun: I would lift up my dress
Other Nun: Oh my! What would you do then?
Nun: I would ask him to put his pants down
Other Nun: Wow. I didn't expect this from you. What would you do after?
Nun: I would run away. I bet I can run faster lifting my skirt than he can with his pants down.
What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?
A midwife crisis.
My girlfriend just started working at a grease factory ...
It's so hard to get ahold of her now.
A man was hiking on a mountain when a small rockslide took him towards a cliff
The man managed to grab ahold of the cliff but was barely hanging on. Not knowing what else to do he looked up towards the sky and shouted God, if you're up there, please help me!
The man heard a voice say I'm here. I will protect you, but you need to let go.
The man then shouts Is anybody else up there who can help?
