Ahold Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ahold jokes. There are some ahold perch jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ahold supermarket puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Fun-Filled Ahold Jokes to Boost Your Mood

My buddy asked me how I got ahold of Kevin Bacon's phone number

Told him I know a guy ^(who knows a guy) ^^who ^^knows ^^a ^^guy ^^^who ^^^knows ^^^a ^^^guy

A nun asks another

What would you do if someone with bad intentions gets ahold of you?

Nun: I would lift up my dress

Other Nun: Oh my! What would you do then?

Nun: I would ask him to put his pants down

Other Nun: Wow. I didn't expect this from you. What would you do after?

Nun: I would run away. I bet I can run faster lifting my skirt than he can with his pants down.

What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

My girlfriend just started working at a grease factory ...

It's so hard to get ahold of her now.

A man was hiking on a mountain when a small rockslide took him towards a cliff

The man managed to grab ahold of the cliff but was barely hanging on. Not knowing what else to do he looked up towards the sky and shouted God, if you're up there, please help me!

The man heard a voice say I'm here. I will protect you, but you need to let go.

The man then shouts Is anybody else up there who can help?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the ahold catch puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working ahold grasp piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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