The Best 3 Ahold Jokes

Following is our collection of Ahold jokes which are very funny. There are some ahold wreckage jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ahold tightly puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Ahold Jokes and Puns

A nun asks another

What would you do if someone with bad intentions gets ahold of you?

Nun: I would lift up my dress

Other Nun: Oh my! What would you do then?

Nun: I would ask him to put his pants down

Other Nun: Wow. I didn't expect this from you. What would you do after?

Nun: I would run away. I bet I can run faster lifting my skirt than he can with his pants down.

What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

My girlfriend just started working at a grease factory ...

It's so hard to get ahold of her now.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the ahold grasp jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working ahold supermarket piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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