Ahold Jokes

Following is our collection of grip humor and wreckage one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Ahold puns for adults, dirty perch jokes or clean tightly gags for kids.

There is an abundance of grasp jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 4 funniest jokes on ahold. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any supermarket witze you can hear about ahold.

The Best jokes about Ahold

A nun asks another

What would you do if someone with bad intentions gets ahold of you?

Nun: I would lift up my dress

Other Nun: Oh my! What would you do then?

Nun: I would ask him to put his pants down

Other Nun: Wow. I didn't expect this from you. What would you do after?

Nun: I would run away. I bet I can run faster lifting my skirt than he can with his pants down.

What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

My girlfriend just started working at a grease factory ...

It's so hard to get ahold of her now.

Two hunters......

Two hunters walking thru the woods,one slips,and rolls down a steep ravine. The other calls down to him ,but he gets no response. He picks up his phone,calls 911.
Operator: 911 what is your emergency?
Panicked Hunter: my buddy and I were walking he tripped fell down a ravine, and he is dead.
Operator: sir please calm down get ahold of yourself, I need you to climb down the ravine and make sure he is dead.
Hunter: ok hold on
As he climbs down the operator can hear leaves rustling, twigs snapping than quiet, all of the sudden Bam shotgun blest.
Operator: sir you all right?
Hunter: ok he is dead what do you need me to do now?

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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