Ahmal Jokes

Following is our collection of omar humor and mohammed one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Ahmal puns for adults, dirty hussein jokes or clean jamal gags for kids.

There is an abundance of adoption jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 4 funniest jokes on ahmal. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any spain witze you can hear about ahmal.

The Best jokes about Ahmal

A couple gave their twin boys up for adoption...

...it was a tough decision, but they felt unable to care for them, and decided it was the only way their children would thrive. One of the boys went to a Spanish family, who called their new son Juan. The other went to an Egyptian couple, who named the new addition to their family Ahmal.

20 years past, and the now elderly couple received a surprise in the mail, a letter from Juan, with a recent photo included. The mother was ecstatic, and said to her husband "It is such a blessing to finally see an image of our son, all grown up. I only regret that I cannot see a photo of his brother as well".

The husband said "What are you talking about? They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal!"

A first place winner at the International Pun Contest

A woman has identical twins and is forced to give them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're identical twins!
If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

Twins

A woman has twins and puts them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Ahmal. The other one goes to a family in Mexico and is named Juan. Many years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. She forwards it to her husband, who asks for a picture of the other one.

They're twins. She says. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal.

Adoption Joke

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Ahmal. The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him Juan. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal.

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