Ahmad Jokes

Following is our collection of abroad humor and aziz one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Ahmad puns for adults, dirty ali jokes or clean mohammad gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Ahmad

So, there are two men.

They know each other for years now. Frank, a brain surgeon from new york and Ahmad a former refugee from syria.

Both men want to build an house and decide to build their houses in the very same street, next to each other. They even ask the architect to just copy the first house!

And when the houses are built Ahmad says to Frank: "My house is worth more than yours."

"How can that be? We both live next to each other!"


"Our houses were built identically, with the same materials."


"So how can it be, Ahmad?"

"Very simple: I live next to a brain surgeon and you live next to a refugee!"

An old arab in the USA want's to plant potatoes,...

... but being the old age that he is, he cannot. He is sad, so he writes an e-mail to his son, whose studying in London.
"Hello, Ahmad, I'm sad. I'd want to plant potatoes, but I'm old and weak"
The son replies soon:

A week passes, and FBI agents arrive at his house. They dig through every centimetre in the garden, but they found nothing. They leave. The old arab wants to write his son about what happened,when he finds an e-mail from him.

"Hello father, your garden is probably prepared for potatoes. That's all I can do from here. Bye, Ahmad."

E: sorry for spelling, english is my 2nd language

Planting potatoes in Chicago

So there's this old Pakistani man who lives alone in Chicago. One day he sends an e-mail to his son Ahmad :

"Dear son, I would love to plant some potatoes in the backyard but I'm old and lonely, I can't plow the land without your help. With love, your father."

Later that night, Ahmad responds :

"Dear dad, for the love of God PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH THE LAND ! I have buried "the thing" there. Your loving son, Ahmad."

That same night at 3 in the morning, 4 FBI agents broke into the father's house and investigated the backyard, inch by inch, without finding anything. They went away without being noticed.

Ahmad sent another email to his father : "Dear father, I am 100% positive that the land is now plowed. I couldn't have done it better myself. Ahmad."

I dont understand all this uproar over Jamal Ahmad Khashoggi's death

By all accounts it seems like he died piecefully

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