The Best 11 Ahem Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ahem jokes. There are some ahem heh jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ahem undress puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Ahem Jokes and Puns

Mr. Zuckerberg how do you sustain a business model in which users don't pay for your services?

Zuckerberg: 1010011010 .......Ahem

Zuckerberg: Senator, we run ads

A pony walks into a bar

Bartender: What'll it be?

Pony: I'll *ahem* have a *cough cough* beer.

Bartender: You got a cough?

Pony: Yeah *ahem* I'm a little horse.

What do you say to get a tailor's attention?


Ahem joke, What do you say to get a tailor's attention?

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?


What did one phlegm say to another?


*Ahem, ahem* So...

♫ A needle pulling thread... ♫

If at first you don't succeed, try try again.


If at first you don't succeed, try again.

Ahem joke, If at first you don't succeed, try try again.

That one guy in church

Pastor: *ahem*

Guy: AMEN!

Here's the joke: I'm bad at insinuating.

A*hem*, I **said** I'm bad at insinuating!

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?



A joke from my 3 yo said just before Halloween.


What do Humu Humu fish say on Halloween?

Trigger treat!

You can explore ahem gild reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean ahem awkwardly dad jokes. There are also ahem puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the ahem yes jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working ahem hah piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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