The Best 10 Ahem Jokes

Following is our collection of Ahem jokes which are very funny. There are some ahem heh jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ahem undress puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Ahem Jokes and Puns

Mr. Zuckerberg how do you sustain a business model in which users don't pay for your services?

Zuckerberg: 1010011010 .......Ahem

Zuckerberg: Senator, we run ads

A pony walks into a bar

Bartender: What'll it be?

Pony: I'll *ahem* have a *cough cough* beer.

Bartender: You got a cough?

Pony: Yeah *ahem* I'm a little horse.

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?


What did one phlegm say to another?


*Ahem, ahem* So...

♫ A needle pulling thread... ♫

If at first you don't succeed, try try again.


If at first you don't succeed, try again.

That one guy in church

Pastor: *ahem*

Guy: AMEN!

Here's the joke: I'm bad at insinuating.

A*hem*, I **said** I'm bad at insinuating!

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?



A joke from my 3 yo said just before Halloween.


What do Humu Humu fish say on Halloween?

Trigger treat!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the ahem yes jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working ahem hah piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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