Great Ahem Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
Mr. Zuckerberg how do you sustain a business model in which users don't pay for your services?
Zuckerberg: 1010011010 .......Ahem
Zuckerberg: Senator, we run ads
A pony walks into a bar
Bartender: What'll it be?
Pony: I'll *ahem* have a *cough cough* beer.
Bartender: You got a cough?
Pony: Yeah *ahem* I'm a little horse.
How did one pant leg get the other pant leg's attention?
Ahem.
I feel like that joke was a waist.
What do you say to get a tailor's attention?
Ahem
I've written a very short poem about myself.
\*ahem\* Here it goes;
I
How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?
AHEM!
What did one phlegm say to another?
*ahem*
*Ahem, ahem* So...
♫ A needle pulling thread... ♫
If at first you don't succeed, try try again.
Ahem...
If at first you don't succeed, try again.
That o**... in church
Pastor: *ahem*
Guy: AMEN!
Here's the joke: I'm bad at insinuating.
A*hem*, I **said** I'm bad at insinuating!
You can explore ahem gild reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean ahem awkwardly dad jokes. There are also ahem puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?
A-hem!
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A joke from my 3 yo said just before Halloween.
Ahem.
What do Humu Humu fish say on Halloween?
Trigger treat!
