Ahem Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ahem jokes. Read ahem heh jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ahem undress puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Great Ahem Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

Mr. Zuckerberg how do you sustain a business model in which users don't pay for your services?

Zuckerberg: 1010011010 .......Ahem

Zuckerberg: Senator, we run ads

A pony walks into a bar

Bartender: What'll it be?

Pony: I'll *ahem* have a *cough cough* beer.

Bartender: You got a cough?

Pony: Yeah *ahem* I'm a little horse.

How did one pant leg get the other pant leg's attention?


I feel like that joke was a waist.

What do you say to get a tailor's attention?


I've written a very short poem about myself.

\*ahem\* Here it goes;


How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?


What did one phlegm say to another?


Ahem joke, What did one phlegm say to another?

*Ahem, ahem* So...

♫ A needle pulling thread... ♫

If at first you don't succeed, try try again.


If at first you don't succeed, try again.

That o**... in church

Pastor: *ahem*

Guy: AMEN!

Here's the joke: I'm bad at insinuating.

A*hem*, I **said** I'm bad at insinuating!

You can explore ahem gild reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean ahem awkwardly dad jokes. There are also ahem puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?



A joke from my 3 yo said just before Halloween.


What do Humu Humu fish say on Halloween?

Trigger treat!

Remember that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes that make girls laugh. Many of the ahem huh puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When a joke goes too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke becomes inappropriate.

We suggest you to use only working ahem hah piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and make them laugh.

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