Aha Jokes
20 aha jokes and hilarious aha puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about aha that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you looking for a few laughs? Check out this article for some hilarious Aha jokes! We have some of the best one-liner jokes featuring the classic "Aha Naa Pellanta" phrase, as well as other funny phrases like "hmm," "yikes," and "uhu." Get ready to laugh out loud!
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Funniest Aha Short Jokes
Short aha jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The aha humour may include short hmm jokes also.
- 2 monkeys sat on a branch, one says "ooh ooohh aha ha aha!" The other says "careful, that's hot."
- Just realized that the song "Take On Me" was released almost 38 years ago... Bit of an A-ha moment for me.
- Someone sent the Buddha a gift box tied with a ribbon. Buddha opened it to find it empty. Aha! , he said, Just what I wanted. Nothing!
- I was already on stage when I realized Take On Me was a bad karaoke song for me to sing... It was a real Aha moment.
- For the first time ever I understood what all the fuss was about 80s music It was an Aha moment
- Last chrrrriii... Ah, aha
Ooh, ohh
Ooh
Last hanukkah i gave you my torah
And the very next day u sold it away - My sister said "You're the adopted one!" I clarified "Aha! Jokes on you! Who would ever adopt me?"
- It is said that, a way to a man's heart goes through a stomach. Aha…you might think that men go to their lovers to eat some soup.
- Steven Hawking, seconds from death, fell into a black hole. "Aha! I've arrived in the nick of time"
- A husband walks into the bedroom... ... and hands his wife 2 Advils. She says: "But honey, I don't have a headache!" ... To which he replies: "Aha, I got you! Let's have s**... then!"
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Aha One Liners
Which aha one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with aha? I can suggest the ones about huh and ooh.
- Do not click on this mushroom Aha, I see you're susceptible to reverse mycology.
- What happend to the paper shop? It blew away....
Aha..ha....ill just leave - Aha, I see the f**...-Up Fairy has visited us again!
The Funniest Aha Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
What funny jokes about aha you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ouch jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make aha pranks.
Mommy, I saw you jumping on daddy's belly last night.
Yes, we were trying to get rid of daddy's big belly. I jump on him so all the air would come out.
Aha, I know why it isn't working then – the woman from next door comes every afternoon when you go shopping and blows all the air back into him again.
Taste the soup
A guy eating in a restaurant calls the waiter.
-Please taste the soup.
The confused waiter asks:
-Is the soup too hot?
-Just taste the soup...
-Is the soup too cold?
-Taste the soup.
-Is there a fly in the soup?
-Taste the soup!
The waiter, tired of guessing, gives up.
-Alright, alright, I'll taste the soup. Where's the spoon?
-Aha!
A German Shepherd, a Doberman, and a cat died.
In Heaven, all three faced God, who wanted to know what they believed in.
The German Shepherd said, I believe in discipline, training, and loyalty to my master.
Good! said God. Sit at my right side. Then God asked, Doberman, what do you believe in?
The Doberman answered, I believe in the love, care, and protection of my master.
Aha, said God, you may sit on my left.
Then God looked at the cat and asked, And what do you believe in?
I believe, replied the cat, that you are sitting in my seat.
A neurologist was diagnosing a patient who lost his ability to do basic math
"What's 9 plus 9?
12 .
What's 8 and 8?
10 .
The doctor shook his head. Very interesting. What about 6 times 5?
The man thought for a second, and answered 1E .
Aha, I've figured it out! The doctor said. Somebody's clearly put a hex on you.
Totally Nerdy Joke: Einstein, Newton, and Pascal playing hide and seek
Einstein, Newton, and Pascal are playing hide and seek. It's einstein's turn to count. Pascal runs away and hides under some bushes. Newton draws a large box in the dirt and stands inside it. Einstein finishes counting, sees Newton and declares "Aha! Newton, I found you!" Newton replies "No, you found one Newton per square meter. You found Pascal."
A guy carrying a backpack gets stopped by the police on suspicion of terrorism..
The police officer asks him to let him check his backpack. The guy obliges. In his backpack, the officer finds some textbooks, a calculator, a compass and a ruler.
"Aha!", shouts the policeman, "as I suspected. You are under arrest!"
"But why?" the guy protests.
"You have been caught in procession of weapons of math instruction!"
Hippocrates and the Prophet
Tiresias, blind prophet of Apollo, once went to Hippocrates with a serious case of depression. In no time, Hippocrates had figured it out -- "Aha!" said he; "an imbalance of black bile!" He bled the excess melancholia into an urn and handed it to the prophet. Tiresias did not see the humour.
Old Jewish joke.
A group of Ukrainian villagers are trying to get a cow to mate with a bull.
Try as they might, the cow refused to mate with any bull at all.
The villagers take the cow to the rabbi to ask for help.
The Rabbi inspects the cow then asks the villagers, "is the cow from Kiev?"
"Yes..." replied the villagers.
"Aha," exclaimed the Rabbi "that's why she won't mate with the bull."
"How do you know this?" asked the villagers, intrigued.
"My wife's from Kiev." replied the Rabbi.
A mathematician, a biologist and a physicist.
A mathematician, a biologist and a physicist are sitting on a Starbucks patio across from an abandoned building when a car pulls up, and two people get out and enter the building.
A few minutes go by, three people exit the building, get into the car and drive off.
"Hmm," says the physicist, "our original count must have been inaccurate."
"Ahh," says the biologist, "they must have reproduced!"
"Aha!" says the mathematician, "now if exactly one person enters the building, it will be empty again!"
For his 70th birthday, one of his students gave the zen master a big box with a ribbon around it.
When the master opened the box, he found that there was nothing inside.
"Aha," he exclaimed, "just what I wanted!"
Teacher asks students ...
... if there are any fools in this class please stand up.
Nobody stands up .
After 10 seconds , little Johnny stands up .
Then teacher says , "aha so you are a fool ".
Johnny says , " ma'am I felt sorry for you standing all alone ... "
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In 1985, new wave band, A-Ha, wrote a song for a new broadway version of Peter Pan that was never used. In the musical, Tinkerbell was supposed to sing to Peter, urging him to try and fight Captain Hook's right hand man with the intent of demoralizing Hook and his pirate crew...
Taaaaake oooooon Smeeeee
The Polish Astronauts.
Ya' ever hear the one about the Polish Astronauts?
Yeah, so they decided to go on a mission to the sun. The Americans called them up saying, "Poland! You can't go to the sun! You'll burn alive!"
The Poles responded, "AHA! We go at night!"