Hilarious Aground Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
Noah and the snakes
According to the Bible, Noah built an ark and brought a pair of each animals on board to survive a flood. When the ark ran aground Noah told the animals to go forth and multiply.
The snakes told Noah We can't multiply, we're adders.
Noah gathered some driftwood tree trunks and built a platform for the snakes. Even adders can multiply when given a log table.
You might have to be older than me to understand this. People on reddit who are older than me are rare, but they exist.
Pegleg Pete the Pirate decided to retire
He fired his crew, ran his ship aground, and built a small cabin for himself just a short walk from the beach. He enjoyed his quiet life until global warming turned his front yard into a swamp. He couldn't get down to the shore without struggling through muck and mud that was once his peaceful stroll. Finally, he realized only one solution was possible: he was going to have to plank the walk.
Why are electricians terrible sailors?
They are always running aground.
Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?
He didn't have any depth perception
Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?
No depth perception.
What did the storm say to the ship that ran aground?
Ha, get wrecked
