Aground Jokes

Following is our collection of ashore humor and uss one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Aground puns for adults, dirty sank jokes or clean blackbeard gags for kids.

There is an abundance of vessel jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 4 funniest jokes on aground. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any ship witze you can hear about aground.

The Best jokes about Aground

Why are electricians terrible sailors?

They are always running aground.

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.

What did the storm say to the ship that ran aground?

Ha, get wrecked

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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