Aground Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Aground jokes. There are some aground uss jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these aground blackbeard puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Hilarious Aground Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

Noah and the snakes

According to the Bible, Noah built an ark and brought a pair of each animals on board to survive a flood. When the ark ran aground Noah told the animals to go forth and multiply.

The snakes told Noah We can't multiply, we're adders.

Noah gathered some driftwood tree trunks and built a platform for the snakes. Even adders can multiply when given a log table.

You might have to be older than me to understand this. People on reddit who are older than me are rare, but they exist.

Pegleg Pete the Pirate decided to retire

He fired his crew, ran his ship aground, and built a small cabin for himself just a short walk from the beach. He enjoyed his quiet life until global warming turned his front yard into a swamp. He couldn't get down to the shore without struggling through muck and mud that was once his peaceful stroll. Finally, he realized only one solution was possible: he was going to have to plank the walk.

Why are electricians terrible sailors?

They are always running aground.

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.

What did the storm say to the ship that ran aground?

Ha, get wrecked

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the aground vessel puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working aground ship piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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