Agriculture Jokes
9 agriculture jokes and hilarious agriculture puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about agriculture that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh along with the best agriculture jokes! Whether you are an agriculture student or a finalist for admissions, this article has something for everyone who loves agriculture related humor. Read on to find out what funny crops may be growing on the farm.
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What is the most influential culture in the world?
Agriculture.
A degree in agriculture is great to have.
It allows you to work in a variety of fields.
I'm jealous of agriculture majors who become farmers...
Because they always find a job in their field.
I've decided on my college major!
Agriculture. I've heard it's a very large field.
I want a pet duck
But can't get one in my town without an agricultural permit.
Oh, well. no farm, no fowl.
How do you call a culture that only agrees?
An agriculture
What are your career goals?
Me: I'd like a job in agriculture.
Why?
Me: It's a growing field.
I decided to invest in an agricultural company
I was impressed with their organic growth
The Russian Potato Crop The Agricultural managers always have to report the yearly crop numbers to the Chairman, and they always lie a little to make themselves look good. But one year the potato crop is very bad.
The potatoes are small, and there aren't very many of them. But the managers tell the Chairman, "There are so many potatoes! We have made a huge mountain of them, that reaches all the way up to God." the Chairman says, "Don't be silly now, you know God doesn't really exist." The managers look at each other and then one of them says "Neither do the potatoes."
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