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Agriculture Jokes

9 agriculture jokes and hilarious agriculture puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about agriculture that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Laugh along with the best agriculture jokes! Whether you are an agriculture student or a finalist for admissions, this article has something for everyone who loves agriculture related humor. Read on to find out what funny crops may be growing on the farm.


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What is the most influential culture in the world?

Agriculture.

A degree in agriculture is great to have.

It allows you to work in a variety of fields.

I'm jealous of agriculture majors who become farmers...

Because they always find a job in their field.

I've decided on my college major!

Agriculture. I've heard it's a very large field.

I want a pet duck

But can't get one in my town without an agricultural permit.
Oh, well. no farm, no fowl.

How do you call a culture that only agrees?

An agriculture

What are your career goals?

Me: I'd like a job in agriculture.
Why?
Me: It's a growing field.

Stalin visits a farm

One day, Joseph Stalin visits an agricultural collective. And so....
Stalin: Comrade, how much wheat do you have?
Farmer: Comrade Stalin, we have enough wheat to reach God!
Stalin: Comrade, as a Marxist, you know that there is no God!
Farmer: Comrade Stalin, as a Marxist, you know that there is no wheat!

I decided to invest in an agricultural company

I was impressed with their organic growth

Agriculture joke, I decided to invest in an agricultural company


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