Playful Agricultural Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
I want a pet duck
But can't get one in my town without an agricultural permit.
Oh, well. no farm, no fowl.
Stalin visits a farm
One day, Joseph Stalin visits an agricultural collective. And so....
Stalin: Comrade, how much wheat do you have?
Farmer: Comrade Stalin, we have enough wheat to reach God!
Stalin: Comrade, as a Marxist, you know that there is no God!
Farmer: Comrade Stalin, as a Marxist, you know that there is no wheat!
I decided to invest in an agricultural company
I was impressed with their organic growth
The Russian Potato Crop The Agricultural managers always have to report the yearly crop numbers to the Chairman, and they always lie a little to make themselves look good. But one year the potato crop is very bad.
The potatoes are small, and there aren't very many of them. But the managers tell the Chairman, "There are so many potatoes! We have made a huge mountain of them, that reaches all the way up to God." the Chairman says, "Don't be silly now, you know God doesn't really exist." The managers look at each other and then one of them says "Neither do the potatoes."
What do new agricultural students call their first week?
Threshers.
Chinese soldiers attack a Soviet tractor.
^This ^joke ^originated ^during ^the ^1969 ^Sino-Soviet ^border ^conflict.
**Radio broadcaster:** *"Comrades! Yesterday, a platoon of the Chinese People's Liberation Army attacked an agricultural tractor without provocation."*
*"Fortunately, our tractor returned fire. It then managed to fly back to base for repairs."*
I had to return those books on Middle Eastern agricultural products.
They were past the Dubai dates.
Agricultural engineers regularly advance their fields.
Tl;dr: My dad taught me well
Why did the agricultural sciences student get a PhD?
Gotta grow the field!
