The Best 7 Agricultural Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Agricultural jokes. There are some agricultural agriculture jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these agricultural cattle puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Agricultural Jokes and Puns
I want a pet duck
But can't get one in my town without an agricultural permit.
Oh, well. no farm, no fowl.
Stalin visits a farm
One day, Joseph Stalin visits an agricultural collective. And so....
Stalin: Comrade, how much wheat do you have?
Farmer: Comrade Stalin, we have enough wheat to reach God!
Stalin: Comrade, as a Marxist, you know that there is no God!
Farmer: Comrade Stalin, as a Marxist, you know that there is no wheat!
What do new agricultural students call their first week?
Threshers.
Chinese soldiers attack a Soviet tractor.
^This ^joke ^originated ^during ^the ^1969 ^Sino-Soviet ^border ^conflict.
**Radio broadcaster:** *"Comrades! Yesterday, a platoon of the Chinese People's Liberation Army attacked an agricultural tractor without provocation."*
*"Fortunately, our tractor returned fire. It then managed to fly back to base for repairs."*
I had to return those books on Middle Eastern agricultural products.
They were past the Dubai dates.
Why did the agricultural sciences student get a PhD?
Gotta grow the field!
Agricultural engineers regularly advance their fields.
Tl;dr: My dad taught me well
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the agricultural husbandry jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working agricultural leif piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.