The Best 7 Agoraphobic Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Agoraphobic jokes. There are some agoraphobic swines jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these agoraphobic centaur puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Agoraphobic Jokes and Puns

When you're an agoraphobic homosexual

It's hard to come out of the closet.

I'm an adrenaline junkie and an agoraphobic.

I talked to the mailman through the door once, that was a rush delivered.

My friend is agoraphobic...

..it pairs nicely with his obsessive nudism.

A 14 year old agoraphobic kid had to audition..

For Louis C.K in a tiny room. He found it pretty uncomfortable but at least it wasn't Spacey.

U.K. pub chain, J. D. Wetherspoons is now backing Britain's exit from the E.U.

But the agoraphobic society want to stay in.

Did you hear the one about the Hermit and the Agoraphobic?

Probaby not, it was an inside joke.

Did you hear about the gay agoraphobic?

He came out then went back in.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the agoraphobic bophades puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working agoraphobic gelatin piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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