Agoraphobia Jokes

Following is our collection of panic humor and pointe one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Agoraphobia puns for adults, dirty phobia jokes or clean claustrophobia gags for kids.

There is an abundance of hypochondria jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 6 funniest jokes on agoraphobia. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any depression witze you can hear about agoraphobia.

The Best jokes about Agoraphobia

I don't like making jokes about agoraphobia.

They never go anywhere.

Did you here about the agoraphobia march?

No one showed up.

I started a support group for people with Agoraphobia.

Nobody showed up.

Group therapy

One psychologist asked another psychologist how his agoraphobia group therapy sessions are going.
"Not so good."
"No one ever shows up."


I didn't go to my Agoraphobics Anonymous meeting today, obviously.

What do you call a dolphin with agoraphobia?


Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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