Agoraphobia Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Agoraphobia jokes. There are some agoraphobia pointe jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these agoraphobia claustrophobia puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Amusing Agoraphobia Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

Scientists believe they're very close to curing Agoraphobia.

Unfortunately for the agoraphobics, its just around the corner.

I formed a support group for people who suffer from Agoraphobia.

Unfortunately it didn't work out. Everyone wanted to have it at their place.

One liner a new friend just told me that we both thought was funny

Me: I've never met anyone with agoraphobia. Him: You wouldn't

I don't like making jokes about agoraphobia.

They never go anywhere.

Did you here about the agoraphobia march?

No one showed up.

I started a support group for people with Agoraphobia.

Nobody showed up.


I didn't go to my Agoraphobics Anonymous meeting today, obviously.

Group therapy

One psychologist asked another psychologist how his agoraphobia group therapy sessions are going.
"Not so good."
"No one ever shows up."

What do you call a dolphin with agoraphobia?


Doctor just told me I have agoraphobia

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the agoraphobia hypochondria puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working agoraphobia depression piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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