Agnostic Jokes
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Short agnostic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The agnostic humour may include short religious jokes also.
- What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac? Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.
- I'm a scientist who's researching b**... between humans and dogs… If you'd like more details, I'll be in my lab…
- What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic? A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
- I'm an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic Every night I lie awake wondering if there really is a dog.
- What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic? Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.
- What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic do? Stays up at night sleepless, wondering endlessly if there really is a dog.
- Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? He lay awake in bed all night, wondering if there was really a dog.
- I used to be a dyslexic insomniac agnostic... I lay awake all night wondering if there was a dog
- What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic? Someone who stays up all night thinking about Dog.
- I'm an insomniac agnostic who suffers from dyslexia. I stay awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
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Agnostic One Liners
Which agnostic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with agnostic? I can suggest the ones about cult and grim.
- I'm a dyslexic agnostic insomniac I stay up all night wondering if there is a dog
- What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar? I don't know.
- To whom do agnostics pray? To whom it may concern.
- Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence? He had no prior convictions.
- Why did the Agnostic cross the road? We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.
- How many agnostics does it take to change a lightbulb? We can't know.
- I Pity the Dyslexic Agnostic For he stays up at night wondering if there really is a Dog.
- What do you call an agnostic? An athe-ish.
- A question from an agnostic dyslexic Is there Dog?
- Sometimes I think to myself "I hope to god I'm not agnostic... or do I?"
- Agnostics need a better bookkeeper They don't know if they have a prophet or not.
- Why I'm agnostic.... I don't know
- What field of science did the agnostic man study? Quantum physics.
- I'm a dyslexic agnostic I don't know if I believe in my dog
- An agnostic walks into a bar. Or did he?
Comical Agnostic Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What funny jokes about agnostic you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean primitive jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make agnostic pranks.
Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic
who stayed up all night debating the existence of Dog?
What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?
...Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog
What does an insomniac agnostic dyslexic do?
Lays awake in bed all night, debating whether or not there really is a dog.
What do you get when you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?
What do you get when you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac? … a person who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Types of salaries
* The onion salary - the moment you touch it, you start crying
* The d**... salary - it doesn't help you at all, it makes you suffer, but you can't live without it
* The agnostic salary - you doubt its existence
* The magic salary - now you see it, now you don't
* The period salary - comes once a month and lasts for 4 days
* The impotent salary - when you need it the most, it lets you down
How can you tell if you're being persecuted by agnostics?
You come home to find a question mark burned into your lawn.
What does a schizophrenic, agnostic, insomniac do?
He stays up all night asking himself if there is a Dog.
Thank.
edit new Joke: How many times can a 40something year old ADHD, dyslexic, m**... try to tell this joke and still get it wrong?
Ever hear the story of the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac?
He would lay awake at night worried about the existence of dog.
The worst thing about being a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac
...is that you stay up all night contemplating the existence of dog.
How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?
There's really no sure way to know.
It's difficult being a dyslexic agnostic
I'm never quite sure whether or not there's a dog
What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?
Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog
What did the Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac person do all night?
He had laid there wondering if there really was a dog
Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic with insomnia?
Yeah, he sat up all night contemplating the existence on "dog".
What does a dyslexic agnostic insomiac do?
They stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.
What do you get if you combine a insomniac, a Agnostic with a Schizophrenic and a dyslexic?
A person who argues with himself all night about whether or not there is a dog.
What do you call a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?
A man who lies awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.
My dad told me this joke, my apologies if it came from somewhere else.
I pity the poor insomniac dyslexic agnostic
He sits up all night wondering if there is a dog.
I hate being an Agnostic Insomniac with Dyslexia
Every night I stay up, wondering if there is a Dog.
Have you heard the one about the dyslexic agnostic with insomnia?
He stayed up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?
Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
I know this isn't original but it's my favorite lol
Did you hear about the psychosphrenic dyslexic agnostic insomniac?
He spent all night debating the existence of dog with himself.
What do you call an insomniac agnostic with dyslexia?
Someone who stays awake all night wondering if there really is a *dog*.
What does an dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?
They lie awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?
He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog.
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
Did you hear the one about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?
He lies awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
How does the dyslexic agnostic with insomnia spend his time?
Staying up all night wondering if there is a dog
What does an agnostic, insomniac and dyslexic person do at night?
He stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
Whaddaya get
What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?
Ans.:
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!
Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?
He lay awake at night contemplating the existence of dog
Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac?
He lay awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.
I'm opening a f**... parlor for people of no specific faith
I'm calling it "Die Agnostic Services."
