The Best 52 Agnostic Jokes

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1) Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?

He laid awake at night wondering if there really was a Dog.

2) So, the dyslexic guy goes into a bra.

Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic

who stayed up all night debating the existence of Dog?

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

...Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

What does an insomniac agnostic dyslexic do?

Lays awake in bed all night, debating whether or not there really is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac? … a person who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.


To whom do agnostics pray?

To whom it may concern.

Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac?

He lies awake at night pondering the existence of dog.

Types of salaries

* The onion salary - the moment you touch it, you start crying

* The damned salary - it doesn't help you at all, it makes you suffer, but you can't live without it

* The agnostic salary - you doubt its existence

* The magic salary - now you see it, now you don't

* The period salary - comes once a month and lasts for 4 days

* The impotent salary - when you need it the most, it lets you down

A strict agnostic says to another strict agnostic...

"All knowledge is subjective."

The other strict agnostic thinks about this for a moment and responds, "Yeah, well, that's just, like, your *opinion*, man."

Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.

Did you hear about the agnostic scientist who had twins?

She had one of them baptised, the other one is the control.

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What does a schizophrenic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays up all night asking himself if there is a Dog.

Thank.

edit new Joke: How many times can a 40something year old ADHD, dyslexic, moron try to tell this joke and still get it wrong?

Sometimes I think to myself

"I hope to god I'm not agnostic... or do I?"

I think that I am Agnostic, but I'm actually not sure.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do running shoes and Neo-Nazis have in common?

Both make Jews run faster!

(Sorry, but as an agnostic Jew myself, I hope that it's okay for me to make this joke.)

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why are Mumford & Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.


A question from an agnostic dyslexic

Is there Dog?

What do you call an agnostic?

An athe-ish.

Ever hear the story of the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac?

He would lay awake at night worried about the existence of dog.

Why did the Agnostic cross the road?

We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.

The worst thing about being a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac

...is that you stay up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac?

He lay awake in bed all night, wondering if there was really a dog.

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

It's difficult being a dyslexic agnostic

I'm never quite sure whether or not there's a dog

What does an agnostic dyslexic insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Laying in bed wondering is there really is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic with a dyslexic?

Someone who goes through life wondering if there really is a dog.

What did the Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac person do all night?

He had laid there wondering if there really was a dog

I'm an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic

Every night I lie awake wondering if there really is a dog.

An agnostic walks into a bar.

Or did he?

I'm supposed to give her silver for our 25th anniversary but I'm not sure if I believe in it.

I'm Ag-nostic.

Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic with insomnia?

Yeah, he sat up all night contemplating the existence on "dog".

I'm an insomniac agnostic who suffers from dyslexia.

I stay awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

What field of science did the agnostic man study?

Quantum physics.

Agnostics need a better bookkeeper

They don't know if they have a prophet or not.

An agnostic researcher has finally hit upon scientific proof that the Eucharist is the Body of Christ.

After munching thoughtfully on the host for a few seconds, he concluded that it is indeed Chuy.

There once was an agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac...

Sometimes he would lay awake at night wondering if there was a dog.

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomiac do?

They stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic do?

Stays up at night sleepless, wondering endlessly if there really is a dog.

What do you get if you combine a insomniac, a Agnostic with a Schizophrenic and a dyslexic?

A person who argues with himself all night about whether or not there is a dog.

What do you call a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?

A man who lies awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.

My dad told me this joke, my apologies if it came from somewhere else.

I pity the poor insomniac dyslexic agnostic

He sits up all night wondering if there is a dog.

I hate being an Agnostic Insomniac with Dyslexia

Every night I stay up, wondering if there is a Dog.

Agnostic meterologist

The agnostic meteorologist wonders whether or not there is weather or not.

I'm a dyslexic agnostic insomniac

I stay up all night wondering if there is a dog

Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic?

He laid awake all night wondering if there really was a dog.

Have you heard the one about the dyslexic agnostic with insomnia?

He stayed up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

I know this isn't original but it's my favorite lol

I Pity the Dyslexic Agnostic

For he stays up at night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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