Agnostic Jokes

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The Best jokes about Agnostic

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

Did you hear about the agnostic scientist who had twins?

She had one of them baptised, the other one is the control.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

I'm an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic

Every night I lie awake wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.


What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic do?

Stays up at night sleepless, wondering endlessly if there really is a dog.

I'm a dyslexic agnostic insomniac

I stay up all night wondering if there is a dog

Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac?

He lay awake in bed all night, wondering if there was really a dog.

I'm an insomniac agnostic who suffers from dyslexia.

I stay awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

3 men died & went to heaven...

One day, 3 men died & went to heaven.
"Religion?" God's secretary asked the first man.

"Jewish," the man replied.

"Okay, go to room 23, but be very quiet when you go past room 8," the secretary said.

"Religion?" he asked the second man.

"Muslim."

"Go to room 10, but be very quiet when you go past room 8."

"Religion?" he asked the third man.

"Agnostic."

"Go to room 71, but be very quiet when you go past room 8."

"Why must I be quiet when I go past room 8?" the man asked.

The secretary replied:-
"Oh, the Catholics are in room 8 & they think that they are the only
ones here."

The worst thing about being a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac

...is that you stay up all night contemplating the existence of dog.


Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.

To whom do agnostics pray?

To whom it may concern.

Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic

who stayed up all night debating the existence of Dog?

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

...Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

Why did the Agnostic cross the road?

We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.

Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic with insomnia?

Yeah, he sat up all night contemplating the existence on "dog".

What do you get if you combine a insomniac, a Agnostic with a Schizophrenic and a dyslexic?

A person who argues with himself all night about whether or not there is a dog.

I pity the poor insomniac dyslexic agnostic

He sits up all night wondering if there is a dog.


Ever hear the story of the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac?

He would lay awake at night worried about the existence of dog.

I hate being an Agnostic Insomniac with Dyslexia

Every night I stay up, wondering if there is a Dog.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac? … a person who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Types of salaries

* The onion salary - the moment you touch it, you start crying

* The damned salary - it doesn't help you at all, it makes you suffer, but you can't live without it

* The agnostic salary - you doubt its existence

* The magic salary - now you see it, now you don't

* The period salary - comes once a month and lasts for 4 days

* The impotent salary - when you need it the most, it lets you down

It's difficult being a dyslexic agnostic

I'm never quite sure whether or not there's a dog

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

What did the Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac person do all night?

He had laid there wondering if there really was a dog

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomiac do?

They stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What does an insomniac agnostic dyslexic do?

Lays awake in bed all night, debating whether or not there really is a dog.

Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic?

He laid awake all night wondering if there really was a dog.

What do you call a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?

A man who lies awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.



My dad told me this joke, my apologies if it came from somewhere else.

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

What do you call an agnostic?

An athe-ish.

Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac?

He lies awake at night pondering the existence of dog.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic with a dyslexic?

Someone who goes through life wondering if there really is a dog.

What does a schizophrenic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays up all night asking himself if there is a Dog.



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edit new Joke: How many times can a 40something year old ADHD, dyslexic, moron try to tell this joke and still get it wrong?

A strict agnostic says to another strict agnostic...

"All knowledge is subjective."

The other strict agnostic thinks about this for a moment and responds, "Yeah, well, that's just, like, your *opinion*, man."

I'm supposed to give her silver for our 25th anniversary but I'm not sure if I believe in it.

I'm Ag-nostic.

A question from an agnostic dyslexic

Is there Dog?

Agnostic meterologist

The agnostic meteorologist wonders whether or not there is weather or not.

What does an agnostic dyslexic insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Laying in bed wondering is there really is a dog.

Sometimes I think to myself

"I hope to god I'm not agnostic... or do I?"

What does a dyslexic agnostic think about all time...?

Where ever there truly is a real dog.

What field of science did the agnostic man study?

Quantum physics.

An agnostic researcher has finally hit upon scientific proof that the Eucharist is the Body of Christ.

After munching thoughtfully on the host for a few seconds, he concluded that it is indeed Chuy.

Why I'm agnostic....

I don't know

Agnostics need a better bookkeeper

They don't know if they have a prophet or not.

dyslexic x 2

1) Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?

He laid awake at night wondering if there really was a Dog.

2) So, the dyslexic guy goes into a bra.

I think that I am Agnostic, but I'm actually not sure.

There once was an agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac...

Sometimes he would lay awake at night wondering if there was a dog.

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