Agile Jokes

This article contains a collection of agile jokes, from Dilbert and bad agile jokes to scaled agile, Chuck Norris agile, Agile Christmas, Agile Product Owner, faster, gneiss, and SOA. Get your chuckles on with a few witty agile puns!

Great Agile Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

Studies have shown that a deer can jump higher than an average house.

This is because deer are agile animals and also due to the fact that a house cannot jump.

A circus is holding auditions and a 91 year old man shows up. "What do you do?" asks the ringmaster.

"I bend over backwards," says the man, "and pick up a handkerchief off the floor with my teeth."

"Wow," says the ringmaster, impressed that this elderly man is agile enough to do this. "Then what do you do?" he asks.

"Then I bend over again," says the man, "and pick up my teeth."

We used to call my Grandad spiderman...

He wasn't agile, he just couldn't get out of the bath.

Which Sith lord was the least dextrous and agile?

Darth Ritis.

You have to be careful nowadays while walking alone

Earlier today, some guy pulled a scissors on me.

I'm glad I was agile enough to pull a rock from my pocket. If I pulled out paper, I would've lost.

Teenagers are incredibly agile.

They can turn on their parents in an instant.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the agile straitjacket puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working agile seatbelt piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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