The Best 5 Agile Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Agile jokes. There are some agile muesli jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these agile seatbelt puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Agile Jokes and Puns

Studies have shown that a deer can jump higher than an average house.

This is because deer are agile animals and also due to the fact that a house cannot jump.

We used to call my Grandad spiderman...

He wasn't agile, he just couldn't get out of the bath.

Which Sith lord was the least dextrous and agile?

Darth Ritis.

You have to be careful nowadays while walking alone

Earlier today, some guy pulled a scissors on me.

I'm glad I was agile enough to pull a rock from my pocket. If I pulled out paper, I would've lost.

Teenagers are incredibly agile.

They can turn on their parents in an instant.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the agile cus jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working agile straitjacket piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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