The Best 17 Aggressively Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Aggressively jokes. There are some aggressively undress jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these aggressively violently puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Aggressively Jokes and Puns

I saw a homeless man aggressively shaking a cup of coins at me this morning

I get it. You have more money than me. No need to rub it in

My dog can speak English.

My dog can speak English.
When I ask him how his day was, he says "rough!"
When I ask him what sandpaper feels like he says "rough!"
When I ask him where my golf ball went he says "rough!"
And when I ask him how aggressively he likes to play he says "I prefer to minimize the chance of injury"

So I started a new band.

We scream aggressively about how broke we are to heavy guitar riffs.

We're called Debt Metal.

Aggressively joke, So I started a new band.

A joke walks into the bar

He starts aggressively drinking until he starts puking all over the bar.

After the he finally leaves, the bar tending looks around at all the mess and mumbles,

"Man, that was a pretty sick joke."

I'm a passive aggressive driver.

I pass other drivers and then aggressively speed towards the next one.


Today I aggressively plugged in my phone

Needless to say, it got turned on.

Last night, my girlfriend was aggressively yelling and screaming in the other room when she couldn't find her favourite underwear...

... man, I nearly shat her pants.

Aggressively joke, Last night, my girlfriend was aggressively yelling and screaming in the other room when she couldn't

A lawyer took a client who was charged with aggressively weaving objects to throw at people

He had a real basket case on his hands

"Dad, why are they taking down the traffic lights so aggressively?"

"I don't know, son, but they sure are pulling out all the stops."

Why was Fozzie Bear acting so aggressively?

Muppet rabies.

Organ donation study reaches same conclusions as earlier study on GMO's

Studies have shown a strong correlation between the sexual identity of patients and whether they're able to accept various different donor organs. In particular, the bodies of aggressively heterosexual patients tend to reject donor organs.

As with studies earlier this year on genetically modified crops, researchers concluded from this data that straight men don't like trans plants.

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My GF says I drive aggressively.

I drive a Prius.

A black piece of tarmac is having a quiet drink at the pub...

...when the door bursts open and a red piece of tarmac comes storming in loud and aggressively.

The piece of black tarmac turns to the barman anxiously: *"Don't even think about serving him!"*

*"Why not?"*, the barman asks.

*"Isn't it obvious? He's a freaking cycle path!"*

Me: uh oh someone's under the mistletoe!

Raccoon I've cornered in the garage: [Hisses aggressively]

What is it when someone aggressively sits on your face?

A Buttack!

What do you call the practitioner of a restaurant that aggressively goes after customers who leave bad Yelp reviews?

The sous-chef.

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My Dad just told me this joke.

A man walks into a bar and sees a guy sitting next to a dog at the bar table. He comes over to the guy and says "Hey, does your dog bite?" "No" the man replies. He claps the dog and it bites his hand aggressively, blood everywhere. "Ahh! I thought you said your dog doesnt bite!?" "....Thats not my dog" replies the man.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the aggressively passionately jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working aggressively aggressive piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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