Aggressively Jokes

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I saw a homeless man aggressively shaking a cup of coins at me this morning

I get it. You have more money than me. No need to rub it in

My dog can speak English.

My dog can speak English.
When I ask him how his day was, he says "rough!"
When I ask him what sandpaper feels like he says "rough!"
When I ask him where my golf ball went he says "rough!"
And when I ask him how aggressively he likes to play he says "I prefer to minimize the chance of injury"

Courtesy of my black high school ethics teacher.

A black man and a white woman are out on a date for the first time. Things are going well and the woman is dying to take the man home. She has never been with a black man before and all of her friends keep telling her how get it is.

She's aggressively flirting with him all night and eventually suggests that they go back to her apartment. He agrees and they grab a cab. By the time they get there, the woman is so hot to trot that she practically shoves him through the front door.

She takes him to her bedroom and then heads into the bathroom to change into sexy lingerie. Thinking about the man in the other room and imagining what how big he could be, the woman gets so turned on she can barely stand it. Finally she feels prepared. Burning with desire, she steps out of the bathroom and tells him: "Alright, now show me what you black men are known for!"

So the man grabs her TV and runs out the door.

So I started a new band.

We scream aggressively about how broke we are to heavy guitar riffs.

We're called Debt Metal.

A joke walks into the bar

He starts aggressively drinking until he starts puking all over the bar.

After the he finally leaves, the bar tending looks around at all the mess and mumbles,

"Man, that was a pretty sick joke."

I'm a passive aggressive driver.

I pass other drivers and then aggressively speed towards the next one.

Last night, my girlfriend was aggressively yelling and screaming in the other room when she couldn't find her favourite underwear...

... man, I nearly shat her pants.

"Dad, why are they taking down the traffic lights so aggressively?"

"I don't know, son, but they sure are pulling out all the stops."

A lawyer took a client who was charged with aggressively weaving objects to throw at people

He had a real basket case on his hands

Why was Fozzie Bear acting so aggressively?

Muppet rabies.

A black piece of tarmac is having a quiet drink at the pub...

...when the door bursts open and a red piece of tarmac comes storming in loud and aggressively.

The piece of black tarmac turns to the barman anxiously: *"Don't even think about serving him!"*

*"Why not?"*, the barman asks.

*"Isn't it obvious? He's a freaking cycle path!"*

Organ donation study reaches same conclusions as earlier study on GMO's

Studies have shown a strong correlation between the sexual identity of patients and whether they're able to accept various different donor organs. In particular, the bodies of aggressively heterosexual patients tend to reject donor organs.

As with studies earlier this year on genetically modified crops, researchers concluded from this data that straight men don't like trans plants.

My GF says I drive aggressively.

I drive a Prius.

My Dad just told me this joke.

A man walks into a bar and sees a guy sitting next to a dog at the bar table. He comes over to the guy and says "Hey, does your dog bite?" "No" the man replies. He claps the dog and it bites his hand aggressively, blood everywhere. "Ahh! I thought you said your dog doesnt bite!?" "....Thats not my dog" replies the man.

What is it when someone aggressively sits on your face?

A Buttack!

Me: uh oh someone's under the mistletoe!

Raccoon I've cornered in the garage: [Hisses aggressively]

My worst joke. [OC] [NSFW]

So a middle aged man and his mentally disabled nephew are walking down the street, when suddenly the man grabs the boy, drags him in to a nearby alleyway, and starts aggressively molesting him. After about 15 minutes of ferocious grabbing, squeezing, probing, and squirming, the man is overcome with a sudden wave of crushing sadness, and starts to cry. Unable to continue, he tosses the child aside, emerges from the alleyway, and finds a bench to sit down and cry on. After a while, his grief subsides a little and he manages to regain some self control. A passing stranger sees him and asks:
"Hey what's wrong, are you OK?"
To which the man replies:
"Oh yeah I'm fine, I was just feeling a little down."

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