Humorous Aggressively Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
I saw a homeless man aggressively shaking a cup of coins at me this morning
I get it. You have more money than me. No need to rub it in
My French girlfriend is aggressively insisting we adopt a kitten
She stormed into my room and said "I think it's time you and I had a little chat"
My dog can speak English.
My dog can speak English.
When I ask him how his day was, he says "rough!"
When I ask him what sandpaper feels like he says "rough!"
When I ask him where my golf ball went he says "rough!"
And when I ask him how aggressively he likes to play he says "I prefer to minimize the chance of injury"
So I started a new band.
We scream aggressively about how broke we are to heavy guitar riffs.
We're called Debt Metal.
My crazy neighbour rang my doorbell aggressively at 3 A.M.
I almost dropped my drilling machine!
My smart a**... mouth always gets me in trouble.
I was rear-ended, which caused me to rear-end the car in front of me. The driver, who was a dwarf, approached
aggressively after the accident yelling, "I am NOT happy."
I decided that I would try to lighten things up and answered,
"OK, I can see that, but then which one are you?"
That's when the fight started.
A joke walks into the bar
He starts aggressively drinking until he starts puking all over the bar.
After the he finally leaves, the bar tending looks around at all the mess and mumbles,
"Man, that was a pretty sick joke."
I'm a passive aggressive driver.
I pass other drivers and then aggressively speed towards the next one.
Today I aggressively plugged in my phone
Needless to say, it got turned on.
Last night, my girlfriend was aggressively yelling and screaming in the other room when she couldn't find her favourite underwear...
... man, I nearly s**... her pants.
A lawyer took a client who was charged with aggressively weaving objects to throw at people
He had a real basket case on his hands
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"Dad, why are they taking down the traffic lights so aggressively?"
"I don't know, son, but they sure are pulling out all the stops."
Why was Fozzie Bear acting so aggressively?
Muppet rabies.
o**... donation study reaches same conclusions as earlier study on GMO's
Studies have shown a strong correlation between the s**... identity of patients and whether they're able to accept various different donor organs. In particular, the bodies of aggressively heterosexual patients tend to reject donor organs.
As with studies earlier this year on genetically modified crops, researchers concluded from this data that straight men don't like trans plants.
My GF says I drive aggressively.
I drive a Prius.
A black piece of tarmac is having a quiet drink at the pub...
...when the door bursts open and a red piece of tarmac comes storming in loud and aggressively.
The piece of black tarmac turns to the barman anxiously: *"Don't even think about serving him!"*
*"Why not?"*, the barman asks.
*"Isn't it obvious? He's a freaking cycle path!"*
Me: uh oh someone's under the mistletoe!
Raccoon I've cornered in the garage: [Hisses aggressively]
What is it when someone aggressively sits on your face?
A Buttack!
What do you call the practitioner of a restaurant that aggressively goes after customers who leave bad Yelp reviews?
The sous-chef.
My Dad just told me this joke.
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy sitting next to a dog at the bar table. He comes over to the guy and says "Hey, does your dog bite?" "No" the man replies. He claps the dog and it bites his hand aggressively, blood everywhere. "Ahh! I thought you said your dog doesnt bite!?" "....Thats not my dog" replies the man.
