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... Doc says, Mr. Jones, I have bad news and worse news.
"Whats the worse news?"
"You have a relatively large brain tumor that is very aggressive and the treatment options are almost nonexistent, so I'm afraid you have about 6 months to live."
Mr. Jones hangs his head for a couple moments and looks up to ask, "And the bad news?"
"you have Alzheimers."
Mr. Jones frowns and says, "well, at least I don't have cancer."
I don't know, let me go check my Facebook feed.
The prostate examiner has been too aggressive with his patients recently...
Hes was caught red handed.
It's to go along with "Lightweight", "Heavyweight", and the like. They're calling it "Menstruweight".
Due to being much more aggressive than the other weight classes, they're only allowed to fight for about five days out of the month.
You can say I'm passive, aggressive.
It bytes
"My husband's a wrestler," said the first. "He's really strong and aggressive in bed."
"My husband's an artist," said the second. "He's really gentle and sensitive."
"My husband's an IBM salesman," said the third. "He sits on the edge of the bed and tells me how good it's going to be when I finally get it."
I pass other drivers and then aggressively speed towards the next one.
"I wish you were more of a lion," she said.
"A lion? Why?" I asked.
She said, "They are masculine and aggressive."
"I wish you were more of a mule," I said.
"A mule? Why?" she asked.
I said, "They can't reproduce."
Don't bother, I'll do it myself.
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She wouldn't eat. She wouldn't sleep. And she constantly kept trying to attack the zookeeper. So, he did some research and found out female gorillas can become depressed and aggressive when deprived from sex.
The zookeeper then looked around for another male gorilla for her to engage in intercourse, but unfortunately the zoo couldn't afford to import a male gorilla just for her to have sex.
Giving his funding situation, he goes up to the janitor and asks him "Hey, for $500, would you have sex with this gorilla?"
The janitor thought about it for a minute, and then replied "Sure, on three conditions. First condition, I don't want to kiss her."
"Okay sure! I wouldn't expect you to!"
The janitor then stated "Second condition. I don't want anyone knowing about this ordeal."
"Sure, fine! Not a problem! What's your third condition?"
Janitor said "Give me at least 2 weeks to come up with the $500"
Until he punches you in the face. Then aggressiveness is inbetween the eyes of the beholder.
it threw me off
I'm quite an aggressive janitor.
"...ugh nevermind"
As its always tilted on the Axis
But of course you are too busy to read it.
I know because they keep writing letters about it to their friends.
Open sores.
Unlike *some* people.
Or a sad one, or an angry one, or maybe a passive aggressive one. You never really know with women.
She didn't curse me she just blessed everyone around me.
Unlike SOME people I know.
The punch is pretty weak
I don't know. Why don't *you* change it yourself instead of waiting for other people to do it?
But only a complete idiot would laugh at it.
Unlike someone
Two men were hiking in the Australian Outback when an emu walked up to them.
One of the men was thrilled to see an emu so close up. The other man was more hesitant, for he read that emus can be very aggressive and hostile.
The man started to yell at the emu, "Go away, you big, fat, stupid, flightless bird! We don't want you here!"
The other man responded, "Dude, stop ostracizing it."
Punchline.
She is currently winning 73 to 68
As it can be quite the hair raising experience.
BEE, AGGRESSIVE, BEE BEE AGGRESSIVE!
its nacho business
An old man goes to the doctor for a checkup. Doctor says, Okay I've got bad news and really bad news. Old man: Well, okay. what's the really bad news? You've got cancer. It's extremely aggressive and I'm giving you two weeks to live. Oh god....what's the bad news? You've got Alzheimer's disease. Oh what a relief! I though you were going to tell me I had cancer!
Cutlairy.
(Fist bump)
He (falsely) suspects you of attempted shoplifting.
You try to explain to him that you're not, but he thinks you're getting aggressive and trying to resist arrest.
He pulls out his taser.
What happens next may shock you...
They couldn't fight this feline anymore.
Tupperwarior.
This girl was punching and kicking me and kept on gasping and making noises.
All I really did was take her inhaler.
Get outta my face!
10: You
9: can't
8: Rank
7: Dog breeds
6: Based on
5: Their aggressiveness
4: As every
3: Dog breed
2: Is different.
1: Chihuahuas
Masern wharf fare.
They keep telling each other to be positive.
I told him to please move on in life.
It was HD LGBTQ BDSM
It's because I'm Ruthless.
You know what, nevermind. It's fine.
It's nothing but period drama.
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