Aggression Jokes

Following is our collection of violence humor and pact one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Aggression puns for adults, dirty nonaggression jokes or clean embassy gags for kids.

There is an abundance of brazen jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 8 funniest jokes on aggression. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any violations witze you can hear about aggression.

The Best jokes about Aggression

A boy that lives on a farm is awakened by his mother early in the morning on the weekend.

She tells him he won't get breakfast until he does his chores. One of his chores involves feeding all the animals.

While he was feeding the animals he takes out his aggression on some of them.

He kicks a chicken, flogs a cow, and a pinches a pig.

When he finished his chores his mother just gives him a bowl of dry cereal.

When he asks why, his mother tells him that he didn't get any milk because he flogged the cow.
He didn't get any eggs because he kicked the chicken and he didn't get bacon because he harassed the pig.

Right then his father comes in trips over the cat and gives it an unmerciful kick up the hole out the door.

The boy looks at his mother and says, "Would you like to tell him or should I?"

The wife & I have just been to the cinema to see that film, Suffragette.

Two hours of a woman's struggle... full of tears, aggression, sadness, anger and frustration.

Anyway, after she finally managed to park the car in the cinema car park, we rushed in and caught the credits.

Say what you will about George W Bush, but he wouldn't have stood for North Korean aggression...

He'd have invaded New Zealand by now...

Every time I chase the birds away from our backyard, my wife gets triggered.

She calls it my crow aggression.

What do you call it when someone is angry on a dirty job?

A Mike Rowe aggression.


Did you hear about the nudists that attempted to forcefully take over a local beach?

It was roundly condemned as a case of naked aggression.

What is it called when you bully a midget?

Micro aggression

My doctor says I have aggression issues

Next time he says that he won't get away with only a broken nose!

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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