Aggies Jokes

Following is our collection of backwoods humor and dem one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Aggies puns for adults, dirty cowboys jokes or clean broncos gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Aggies

Two Aggies bag a deer

Two Aggies had bagged a deer and were dragging it by the rear legs back to the truck. But the antlers kept getting stuck in the mud. One says to the other, "This is tough but we only got about 1 mile left to reach the truck."

A third hunter saw their dilemma and told them, "If you drag the deer the other way, the antlers won't stick in the mud."

So the Aggies give it try and it works! The first Aggie says, "That hunter was right! This way is a lot easier."

The second Aggie says, "Sure was, but now we're two miles from the truck."

How many Aggies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fifty. Forty-nine to rotate the ceiling, one to hold the lightbulb.

Why is there no pharmacy school at A&M?

The Aggies can't figure out how to get the bottles into the typewriter.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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