Aggie Jokes

Following is our collection of iowa humor and texan one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Aggie puns for adults, dirty manure jokes or clean katy gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Aggie

Texas Aggie buys a girl a drink

Ok so this Texas Aggie is at a party back East, right? and he sees this attractive woman. He tells the bartender that he wants to buy her a drink. So the bartender gives her a drink and points to the Texan. She walks over to him and says:

"This isn't going to go where you think it's going to go."

"Why not?" he asks.

"Because I'm a lesbian." she says.

"What's that mean?" he says.

"Well, see that hot woman over there? It means that I'd get a whole lot of pleasure by going down on her." the woman explains.

The man wanders back to the bartender in a daze. The bartender asks:

"So how'd it go?"

and the man says:

"Well, I just found out that I'm a lesbian!"

Did you hear about the Aggie that moved to Oklahoma?

Raised the I.Q. of both states.

Two Aggies bag a deer

Two Aggies had bagged a deer and were dragging it by the rear legs back to the truck. But the antlers kept getting stuck in the mud. One says to the other, "This is tough but we only got about 1 mile left to reach the truck."

A third hunter saw their dilemma and told them, "If you drag the deer the other way, the antlers won't stick in the mud."

So the Aggies give it try and it works! The first Aggie says, "That hunter was right! This way is a lot easier."

The second Aggie says, "Sure was, but now we're two miles from the truck."

How many Aggies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fifty. Forty-nine to rotate the ceiling, one to hold the lightbulb.

So a Texas A&M Aggie wanted to start a chicken farm...


A Texas Aggie goes to a football game.

Aggie terrorist hijack the Goodyear blimp!

They bounced off of 4 skyscrapers before surrendering.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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