Aggie Jokes

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Aggie Jokes is a collection of funny jokes about Texas A&M University.

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So a Texas A&M Aggie wanted to start a chicken farm...

A Texas Aggie goes to a football game.

Did you hear about the Aggie that moved to Oklahoma?

Raised the I.Q. of both states.

How many Aggies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fifty. Forty-nine to rotate the ceiling, one to hold the lightbulb.

Aggie t**... hijack the Goodyear blimp!

They bounced off of 4 skyscrapers before surrendering.

Two Aggies bag a deer

Two Aggies had bagged a deer and were dragging it by the rear legs back to the truck. But the antlers kept getting stuck in the mud. One says to the other, "This is tough but we only got about 1 mile left to reach the truck."
A third hunter saw their dilemma and told them, "If you drag the deer the other way, the antlers won't stick in the mud."
So the Aggies give it try and it works! The first Aggie says, "That hunter was right! This way is a lot easier."
The second Aggie says, "Sure was, but now we're two miles from the truck."

How many Aggies does it take to build a bonfire?

It's like dividing by zero. It can't be done

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