The Best 19 Agenda Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Agenda jokes. There are some agenda browser jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these agenda technical puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Agenda Jokes and Puns

With all the politically correct agenda these days, you can't even say Black Paint!

You have to say, Leroy, please paint my fence!

I'm an auto mechanic...

So I can safely say I don't understand the gay agenda.

But I do understand the Trans mission.

My stoner friend rolled a joint using a page from my agenda notebook.

He is high on my list of priorities.

Homophobes assume that because I'm in the LGBTQ+ community I must have some kind of gay agenda.

... How many times do I have to explain to them? I'm non-binary! I don't have agenda at all!

So an LGBTQ group plan a meeting one day.

And the leader of the group asks: What's on the agenda?

One of the group members stand up and say: A top hat. Thanks for noticing!


Homophobic people assume that because I'm part of the LGBTQ+ community I must have some sort of "gay agenda". How many times do I have to tell them?

I'm agender/non-binary, I don't have agenda at all!

Why don't you put a post office next to a liberal arts college?

They'll always argue over the male agenda.

Agenda joke, Why don't you put a post office next to a liberal arts college?

I'm making a plan to write all of my friends' names in alphabetical order...

I have a social list agenda.

Why are there no politically correct superheroes?

Because they don't want to assume the villain's agenda.

I hate when people say "you never seem to have any free time"

How dare you assume my agenda

I had a meeting with my boss today. He said "are we going to discuss sales figures followed by recruitment?"

Did he just assume my agenda?

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My phone charger has been exposing its inner wires to promote its agenda.

It's a shameless plug.

Genderqueers must have a tough time scheduling..

Because they don't have agenda

-Trump's top agenda for his first 100 days in office :

make everyone use "bigly" in conversations so he doesn't look like a fool for being the only one who uses this word .

How do you know all cars have an LGBT agenda?

All of them have a transmission.

The Spanish have an agenda!

Whereas the English have a diary

Agenda joke, The Spanish have an agenda!

Is a transmission anything like a gay agenda?

I don't know anything about cars.

Like a forgetful middle schooler,

I have no agenda

In the agendas available to all engineering students...

There are helpful tips written by senior students.

One of which reads "Girls are not like chimpanzees, it's okay to make eye contact."


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the agenda terminate jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working agenda syllabus piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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