Howlingly Hilarious Agenda Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
With all the politically correct agenda these days, you can't even say Black Paint!
You have to say, Leroy, please paint my fence!
I'm an auto mechanic...
So I can safely say I don't understand the gay agenda.
But I do understand the Trans mission.
My s**... friend rolled a joint using a page from my agenda notebook.
He is high on my list of priorities.
Homophobes assume that because I'm in the LGBTQ+ community I must have some kind of gay agenda.
... How many times do I have to explain to them? I'm non-binary! I don't have agenda at all!
Why does the conservative agenda seem to be fill-in-the-blank these days?
Because they only care about Mad Libs!
So an LGBTQ group plan a meeting one day.
And the leader of the group asks: What's on the agenda?
One of the group members stand up and say: A top hat. Thanks for noticing!
Homophobic people assume that because I'm part of the LGBTQ+ community I must have some sort of "gay agenda". How many times do I have to tell them?
I'm agender/non-binary, I don't have agenda at all!
Why don't you put a post office next to a liberal arts college?
They'll always argue over the male agenda.
I'm making a plan to write all of my friends' names in alphabetical order...
I have a social list agenda.
At this mornings press conference, Ron Desantis announced that the state of Florida will be outlawing the consumption and distribution of coffee.
He went on to condemn the beverage as a tool of the WOKE agenda.
Why are there no politically correct superheroes?
Because they don't want to assume the villain's agenda.
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My phone charger has been exposing its inner wires to promote its agenda.
It's a shameless plug.
I hate when people say "you never seem to have any free time"
How dare you assume my agenda
I had a meeting with my boss today. He said "are we going to discuss sales figures followed by recruitment?"
Did he just assume my agenda?
Genderqueers must have a tough time scheduling..
Because they don't have agenda
-Trump's top agenda for his first 100 days in office :
make everyone use "bigly" in conversations so he doesn't look like a fool for being the only one who uses this word .
How do you know all cars have an LGBT agenda?
All of them have a transmission.
The Spanish have an agenda!
Whereas the English have a diary
Is a transmission anything like a gay agenda?
I don't know anything about cars.
Like a forgetful middle schooler,
I have no agenda
In the agendas available to all engineering students...
There are helpful tips written by senior students.
One of which reads "Girls are not like chimpanzees, it's okay to make eye contact."
