Following is our collection of Agency jokes which are very funny. There are some agency authorities jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these agency feds puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
The travel agency hooked them up with a four star hotel for a great price, and they decided to go with it. The agency described the hotel as 'a stone's throw from the beach'. "How will we know which one it is?" the wife asked. "Simple", the agency replied; "It's the one with all the broken windows."
A man walks into a talent agency, carrying a small, scruffy looking dog. He sets the dog on the agent's desk and begins his speech:
"Sir, I have for you the most amazing act. This dog can speak. And not only can he speak, he's one of the most intelligent dogs you'll ever meet. Allow me to demonstrate: Dog, what is on the top of a house?"
"Roof!" Says the dog.
"Amazing! Dog: what is the opposite of smooth?"
"Roof!" the dog replies.
"Incredible! Dog: who was the greatest ballplayer of all time?"
Again, the dog says "Roof!"
"Remarkable! So what do you think?"
The agent leans back in his chair and says "Get lost. I can't sell that carny act."
Outside the agent's office, the dog looks up at the man and says "Maybe I should have said DiMaggio?"
Han Jobs
A guy walks into a store and says, Excuse me, I'd like to buy a guitar pick and some strings.
The clerk looks at him uncomprehendingly. Pardon?
I'd like a guitar pick, please, and some strings.
The clerk thinks for a moment and says, You're a drummer, aren't you?
Yeah! How did you know?
This is a travel agency.
Brandy
Lady : I have two openings for you.
Guy : I know.
The lady hangs up.
It was so exciting while we were sitting in there and thinking that we would finally be able to take off the baby on board sticker.
Life insurance policies.
NASA.
A college student goes to an adoption agency and talks to one of the clerks.
"welcome to the adoption agency, how may i help you?",Says the clerk.
"I need to put my grades up for adoption.", says the student.
"I am certain that we don't accept grades",said the clerk
The Student says,"what am i gonna do" he shouts"WELL I CAN'T RAISE THEM."
They're the only government agency that listens
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She said, "Sir, I have three openings for you."
I said, "I know."
She hung up.
So he's basically a prostitute
The CIEh
The CI, eh?
The Pro-lease department
They are the only law enforcement agency in the country that gets in trouble if a black man gets shot.
Both offer 6 and 12 inches in many varieties.
It *almost* makes you wish we had some kind of national agency that could monitor people's communication and act to stop things like this before they happen
...but you've really gotta hand it to the IRS.
The C.I. Eh
I did and ended up with a bag for life.
The adoption agent looks at them and says "Sorry, we don't serve minors to alcohol."
Planned Parenthood that euthanized old racists.
'Who's there'
'Okay Google'
'Okay Google, who?'
'Sorry I didn't catch that'
'OKAY GOOGLE WHO?'
'The World Health Organization is a specialized agency of the United Nations that is concerned with international public health. It was established on 7 April 1948, headquartered in Geneva, Switzerland. '
Nudes Stealing Agency
... for people who have nothing in common
I got reservations.
One can read, one can write, and one keeps an eye on the two dangerous intellectuals.
She put me through to their head office
You'd have to be pretty drunk to accidentally spend $40,000 at an adoption agency.
Hawaii Emergency Management Agency.
No Such Agency.
You'd guess they are old enough to stop asking MI5 or MI6...
They heard he had hire powers.
It was a Border Callee
She was looking for a holiday and I was the last resort.
The Agent asks: "What do you call this?"
The man responds: "The Aristocats!"
because it's Not A Space Agency.
sorry, for the ''joke''. it sucks.
The receptionist answers with For five dollars what did you expect, lobster?
...it would be a good iDEA
Me: yes, I would like to put up my grades for adoption
Adoption Agent: wth..?... sir...you must be mistaken ...we...
Me: *crying* Please...help...
...I can't raise them on my own
It's called wombs to go.
Knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day.
Everybody's heard of them.
It was love at first site
The talent agent tells the man off and kicks him out of his office. As the man and the dog are walking down the street the dog looks up at the man and says, Gee Bob, maybe you should have asked some harder questions .
I just wish she had some more **agency**.
It's called, Staff It Where The Sun Don't Shine.
What's your business?
me: I have a drive-by prostitution agency.
How's business?
me: It comes and goes.
Code Enforcement.
They send me new matches every week.
It is called RARA's Grasp-Putin, Russia's greatest glove machine
Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability.
The couple produce photos of their 50 ft motorhome, which is equipped with a beautiful nursery.
The social workers then are doubtful about the education that the child would get.
"We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with French, Mandarin and computer skills."
Then there are doubts about raising a child in a circus environment.
"Our nanny is an expert in paediatric welfare and diet."
The social workers are finally satisfied.
They ask, "What age child are you hoping to adopt?"
"It doesn't really matter, as long as he fits in the cannon"
"Nobody move!"
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