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Age 55 Jokes

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Humorous Age 55 Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

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At birth, success is being alive. At age 3, success is not p**... your pants. At age 10, success is having friends. At age 16, success is having a driver's license. At age 20, success is having s**.... At age 30, success is having money...

At age 40, success is having money.
At age 55, success is having s**....
At age 70, success is having a driver's license.
At age 75, success is having friends.
At age 80, success is not p**... your pants.
At age 100, success is being alive.

At age 4, success means not peeing in your pants

At age 12, success means having friends
At age 17, success means having a driver's licence
At age 25, success means having s**...
At age 35, success means having money
At age 45, success means having money
At age 55, success means having s**...
At age 65, success means having a driver's licence
At age 75, success means having friends
At age 85, success means not peeing in your pants.

I spent ages doing my homework yesterday. Somewhere near 2 hours.

I spent 1 hour and 55 minuets figuring whether or not it'd be worth a detention. I spent the last 5 minutes thinking of exuses.

There was a s**... shop that opened up across the highway from a 55+ aged s**... community

I wonder if it's because the o**... were getting old.

COP: "When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least."
LADY: "You're wrong, officer, it's only my hat that makes me look that old.”

Success means different things at different times of life

At age 4, success means not peeing in your pants.
At age 12, success means having friends.
At age 17, success means having a driver's license.
At age 25, success means having s**....
At age 35, success means having money.
At age 45, success means having money.
At age 55, success means having s**....
At age 65, success means having a driver's license.
At age 75, success means having friends.
At age 85, success means not peeing in your pants.


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