Afterwords Jokes

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Man Request Prayer In Church

Church begins and the preacher ask "Is there anyone who has a prayer request?"
A guy stands up and says "I need prayer preacher, it's for my hearing"
The preacher says "Come down to the alter son we will pray right now that it gets better"
So the church prays fervently over the man, afterwords the preacher says "Is your hearing any better son?"
The guy says I won't know until next Tuesday that is when I go to court.

I dressed up as an egg for a fancy dress competition

I went with a guy dressed like a chicken. We had s**... at his place afterwords, and an age-old question was answered that day.
It was the chicken.

What is the best thing about taking a date to see a play by Shakespeare?

Getting to know her afterwords.

Some people from Detroit walk up to the Pearly Gates.

A group of people from Detroit walk up to the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter is confused, as no one from Detroit has ever arrived there. He leaves to speak to God.
"There are some people from Detroit here. What should I do?"
God thinks for a moment. "The usual, I suppose. Ask what they've done to get into Heaven."
Saint Peter goes back to question the people, but comes running back moments afterword.
"They're gone!" He exclaims.
"The people?" Asks God.
"No, the Pearly Gates!"

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