Quirky and Hilarious Aftershave Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
Barack and Trump found themselves at a local barbershop. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Trump reached for the aftershave. Donald was quick to stop him, saying, "No thanks. My wife, will smell that and think I've been in a brothel."
The second barber turned to Barack and said, "How about you, Mr. Obama?" Barack replied, "Go right ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a brothel smells like.
"A Marine and his commanding officer.....!!!"
A Marine and his commanding officer were sitting in the barbershop. They were both just getting finished with their shaves, when the barbers reached for some after-shave to slap on their faces. The marine shouted, "Hey, don't put that stuff on me! My wife will think I've been in a w**...!" The commanding officer turned to his barber and said, "Go ahead and put it on. My wife doesn't know what the inside of a w**... smells like."
Aftershave's aftereffects.
A Navy Chief and an Admiral were sitting in the barbershop. They were both just getting finished with their shaves, when the barbers reached for some after-shave to slap on their faces.
The admiral shouted, "Hey, don't put that stuff on me! My wife will think I've been in a w**...!"
The chief turned to his barber and said, "Go ahead and put it on. My wife doesn't know what the inside of a w**... smells like.
Getting my dad some strong aftershave and a cigarette lighter for Christmas.
Can't wait to see his face light up.
Biden and Trump are at the same barber shop
Biden and Trump are at the same barber shop. As they sat there, each one being worked on by a different barber, not one word was spoken. When the barbers finished shaving, the barber that had Trump reached for the aftershave. Trump quickly stopped him saying: No thanks, Melania will smell that and think I've been in a brothel. The second barber turned to Biden and said, How about you, Mr. Biden? Joe replied, Go ahead, Jill doesn't know what the inside of a brothel smells like.
Eminem needs to release an aftershave and shower gel gift set for Christmas
Eminessence and Marshal Lathers.
Apparently there's a battle for the rights to Star Wars aftershave.
It's The Cologne Wars.
Shopping back then
My pop was telling me about how back in the fifties you could get so much more from the shops.
Het tells me "we used to be able to go into grace brothers with ten dollars and come out with two pairs of socks, some new u**..., a razor or two and a small bottle of aftershave."
But unfortunately as he tells me, "you can't get that much for ten dollars anymore...there's too many security cameras"
I invented a new aftershave in honour of the Omicron virus
I named it 'Leave me the Far Cologne'
Yul Brynner was a lifelong Liverpool fan who didn't wear aftershave
Yul never wore cologne
I've got a new aftershave called breadcrumbs
The birds love it
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If we used the same logic behind Aftershave...
We would call soap 'Aftershit'.
Have you heard about the new aftershave that drives women crazy?
No! Tell me about it.
It smells of $50 dollar bills
Got my self some new aftershave for the weekend, it's called Breadcrumbs
The birds love it.
have you smelled my new seeded aftershave?
The birds love it.
I sprayed some Axe Wilder having splashed on a dash of aftershave Pryor.
People say I've got great scents of humor.
What do you cal two identical bottles of aftershave?
CL-ones
I once went to a country where the president was a bottle of aftershave
It was under cologne-ial rule...
What's that smell?
Girl: Eugh it smells like bleach in here
Guy: Sorry love it must be my aftershave, it's eau de toilette
