Afternoon Tea Jokes
4 afternoon tea jokes and hilarious afternoon tea puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about afternoon tea that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Afternoon Tea Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good afternoon tea joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Three Christian mothers are having afternoon tea and boast about their sons.
The first mother says, "My son is the worship band leader. When he walks past the congregation, they go:
'Oh worship leader! Oh worship leader!'"
"Wow, that's great!" they exclaim.
Not to be outdone, the second mother adds, "Well, MY son is the pastor. When he walks past the church, they go:
'Oh pastor! Oh pastor!'"
The other two shout, "Oh my, how impressive!"
The third mother is beaming with pride and says, "Well, MY son is 4 feet tall and 800 pounds. When he walks past the church, they go:
'MY GOD!'"
Pavlov sits in his house on a Saturday afternoon, drinking his tea.
When someone rings the doorbell.
He stands up quickly.
"I have to feed the dog!"
Capitalism, Communism, and Socialism have a meeting for afternoon tea
Communism collapses on the way there and dies from malnutrition. Socialism is so late from collecting welfare to buy the tea that he decides to go home. However, Capitalism - seeing that neither of the two showed up - buys his own tea, finishes his lunch break, and goes back to work.
I saw some people building a new bridge near me. Every lunch break they would sit down for afternoon tea complete with tablecloth and napkins.
It was very civil engineering.
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