Afternoon Nap Jokes

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Afternoon Nap Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good afternoon nap joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I've stopped having naps on a Sunday afternoon. Naps are for the weak.

Not the weekend.

Valentine's Day Gift

A young lady was caught napping one afternoon on Valentine's Day. She woke up when she heard the doorbell.
"I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day," she said to her boyfriend. "What do you think it means?"
"You'll know for sure tonight," he replied.
That evening, the young man arrived with a small package and gave it to his girlfriend. Delighted, she opened it and found a book entitled "The meaning of dreams."

A schmooze....

...what Sean Connery calls an afternoon nap

I called my friend at 2 in the afternoon and...

he answered the phone groggily, so I asked if he was sleeping. He said "uhhh, yes and no". So I asked if he was taking a Schrodinger's Cat nap. *crickets*

You know that feeling you get in the middle of the afternoon when you're really sleepy and tired..

There's a nap for that

Spanish? Feel tired in the afternoons?

There's a nap for that.

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