Aftermath Jokes

Following is our collection of outcome humor and disastrous one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Aftermath puns for adults, dirty cowculator jokes or clean algebra gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Aftermath

So I told Hitler about 9/11

I told him about the carnage and the aftermath, and how the state of America was changed forever, but he was confused.

So, I told him about the backstory, and how Bin Laden began to plan this in the 90s, but he was still confused.

Then, I told him about the numerous connections and the conspirators who trained to fly the planes.

I saw the look on his face.

"What's the confusion?"

Hitler: "But why no eleven?"

What do mathematicians call retirement?


I hope they never ban algebra...

Think of the aftermath!

A turtle got mugged by a gang of snails...

In the aftermath the police officer asked the turtle for details.
Trembling, the turtle mutters, "I... I don't know. It all just... happened so fast!"

Sometimes at Wal-Mart...

Sometimes at Wal-Mart I like to fill my grocery cart up with wonderful toys. Then I try to find a mother with annoying kids and I hand the kids one of the toys. I make a quick get-a-way so the mother can deal with the aftermath.

What happens to a math major when he flunks out of school?

The aftermath

My friend really went off the rails after he failed his statistics course

The aftermath was terrible.

What do you call completed Algebra homework?

The aftermath.

What does a mathematician deal with when finished their work?

The aftermath

A mathematician died

I wonder what was the aftermath.

I accidentally destroyed my home by subtracting (2*5) from 10.

Nothing was left in the aftermath.

When does Eminem go to English class?


I thought the math exam was bad enough. But when I finished i realised...

I had to deal with the aftermath.

Did you hear about the statistics major who ended up homeless when they couldn't find a job after graduation?

It was a real bad after-math.

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