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So I told Hitler about 9/11
I told him about the carnage and the aftermath, and how the state of America was changed forever, but he was confused.
So, I told him about the backstory, and how Bin Laden began to plan this in the 90s, but he was still confused.
Then, I told him about the numerous connections and the conspirators who trained to fly the planes.
I saw the look on his face.
"What's the confusion?"
Hitler: "But why no eleven?"
What do mathematicians call retirement?
Aftermath
Ever since I retired from being a math teacher, my whole life has been …
… dealing with the aftermath.
I hope they never ban algebra...
Think of the aftermath!
I passed my Algebra test today but failed my Biology exam.
The aftermath was really difficult.
Sometimes at Wal-Mart...
Sometimes at Wal-Mart I like to fill my grocery cart up with wonderful toys. Then I try to find a mother with annoying kids and I hand the kids one of the toys. I make a quick get-a-way so the mother can deal with the aftermath.
My uncle wants to publish a cookbook that teaches people how to prepare nutritious and tasty meals using the kinds of meagre rations that are available in the aftermath of a hurricane/earthquake/flood/etc.
I told him it sounds like a recipe for disaster.
A turtle got mugged by a gang of snails...
In the aftermath the police officer asked the turtle for details.
Trembling, the turtle mutters, "I... I don't know. It all just... happened so fast!"
What happens to a math major when he flunks out of school?
The aftermath
My friend really went off the rails after he failed his statistics course
The aftermath was terrible.
When does Eminem go to English class?
Aftermath
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A mathematician died
I wonder what was the aftermath.
What does a mathematician deal with when finished their work?
The aftermath
What do you call completed Algebra homework?
The aftermath.
I accidentally destroyed my home by subtracting (2*5) from 10.
Nothing was left in the aftermath.
Did you hear about the statistics major who ended up homeless when they couldn't find a job after graduation?
It was a real bad after-math.
I thought the math exam was bad enough. But when I finished i realised...
I had to deal with the aftermath.
I wrote my maths test today
And I failed. Guess it's a bad aftermath.
