The Best 9 Afterall Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Afterall jokes. There are some afterall newborn jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these afterall yup puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Afterall Jokes and Puns

Two men are fishing from a bridge...

When one man notices a funeral procession. He quietly sets down his fishing rod, takes of his hat and bows his head. When the procession is out of sight he picks up his pole and continues fishing. The other man turns to him and says, "wow. I never knew you had a feely side in you" to which the first man replies, "it's the least I could've done, afterall, we have been married for forty years."

When I left home to go on a business trip, my wife said, "Don't forget to write."

I thought, "That's unlikely. It's a basic skill afterall!"

Ted Cruz should have been forced to carry his Campaign to term...

Terminating it is unchristian afterall

All cars support LGBT community.

Afterall, they all have a trans mission.

Me mum thinks I'm retarded

But what does she know? Afterall, she married her cousin.


I had to breakup with my girlfriend

After she lost her toes in a climbing accident.

Afterall I am lac-toes intolerant.

People should have expected third-wave feminism a few years ago.

Afterall it is common female nature to be annoying for no reason.

I once threw a tomahawk at my dad's car

I once threw a tomahawk at my dad's car, leaving a nasty blemish in the passenger door.

My dad was OK with it, though, afterall... it was only an axe dent

The wife of an Asian Couple gave birth to a Caucasian child, and her husband knew she had been cheating...

...Afterall, two Wongs don't make a white.

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We suggest to use only working afterall nandos piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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