After Thanksgiving Jokes
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Funniest After Thanksgiving Short Jokes
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- Russia might not celebrate thanksgiving but I'm pretty sure they will be frying a turkey.
- Why did the farmer run a steamroller over his potato field on Thanksgiving Day? He wanted to raise mashed potatoes.
- What do Americans and Putin have in common? They'll both be nuking turkey after Thanksgiving.
- As a Canadian I never realized how slow my internet was until today. I just now started seeing Thanksgiving posts!
- If anyone has no family and will be alone on thanksgiving please let me know I really need to borrow some chairs from you.
- Jesus invited prostitutes to dine with him, and he's the light of the world, I do it, and it ruins Thanksgiving.
- Thanksgiving is probably the only day that there are more searches for "stuffing" on Google than on PornHub.
- What's the difference between retail workers and turkeys? We let the turkey rest on Thanksgiving.
- With all the bad luck that the US has seen this year... You'd almost think this country was built on an ancient Indian burial ground.
- What's the worst part of thanksgiving dinner in Alabama? Having to sit around a table with all the people you've slept with.
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After Thanksgiving One Liners
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- I used to be addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers I had to quit cold turkey
- What does miley cyrus serve on Thanksgiving? Twerky.
- Happy Thanksgiving Guys! I hope Internet Explorer sends this in time.
- What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? The turkey trot.
- What are the Russians eating for thanksgiving? Beef with turkey
- It's Thanksgiving, who doesn't like Turkey? Russia
- I'm not going to eat Thanksgiving leftovers anymore. This year, I'm quitting cold turkey.
- What dish makes the worst jokes at a Thanksgiving dinner? The corny bread.
- What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
- Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? It had 24 carrots.
- I've decided to avoid Turkey this Thanksgiving... Way too close to Syria.
- What's a turkey's favorite dessert? Apple gobbler.
- Knock Knock. Who's there? Arthur.
Arthur who? Arthur any leftovers? - What is a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
- A Chinese family's dog ran away one night ...Thanksgiving was ruined.
Day After Thanksgiving Jokes
Here is a list of funny day after thanksgiving jokes and even better day after thanksgiving puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Give a man some corn, he eats for a day. Teach a man to grow corn, he kills you and steals your land!
- What did the hipster say the day after thanksgiving? I liked the leftovers before they were cool.
- The first year I didn't eat Thanksgiving leftovers on the day after. I quit cold turkey.
- Thanksgiving. The day in 1621 when Native Americans shared a meal with undocumented immigrants who never left.
- What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day? Quack, quack!
- It's almost Thanksgiving day... Remember to set all your scales back 10 pounds tonight.
- What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? God save the kin.
- The day after Thanksgiving is often the biggest capitalist/materialistic shopping day every year. I'm protesting it this year, and had to think of the movement's slogan... Black Fridays Matter.
- Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"? Because everything is a steal.
- Marriage is like Thanksgiving dinner You can make it last, but it gets a little worse every day.
Ridiculous After Thanksgiving Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
What funny jokes about after thanksgiving you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean thanksgiving day jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make after thanksgiving pranks.
Ever year after Thanksgiving, I give up all my bad habits.
I can do it, because I have lots of cold turkey.
Just after Thanksgiving this year..
I quit left overs, cold turkey.
The day after Thanksgiving someone wished me Happy Turkey Recovery Day
Sorry to burst your bubble, but those turkeys aren't recovering from yesterday.
After Thanksgiving dinner, I told my wife she should be on a cooking show. Now I'm sleeping on the couch.
Worst Cooks in America has decent ratings. Why is she complaining?
After Thanksgiving a woman continually finds her husband rummaging through the fridge...
... ravenously devouring leftovers from their Thanksgiving feast. It gets to the point where she begins to get worried and asks, "Honey can you stop eating like that? You aren't even heating your food!" To which the husband replies, "Everyone knows it is futile to try and quit cold turkey!"
Why is the day after Thanksgiving called Black Friday?
Because prices are so low, it's basically stealing.
What's a turkey's favorite holiday?
The day after Thanksgiving. (Black Friday)
What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?
Cold turkey.
Latex gloves
A happy couple are laying in bed when the husband farts, the wife says to him "Harry, you f**... every morning in bed. One day you're going to f**... your guts out!" Harry just grunted and ignored her.
4 months later...
It's the morning after thanksgiving and the wife Fiona is looking in the fridge when she notices the insides of the turkey in plastic wrap. She knows what she had to do. She goes upstairs and while Harry is sleeping she slips the insides into his boxers. She goes back downstairs and acts like nothing ever happened.
15 minutes later...
Fiona hears a scream from upstairs, and she sees Harry run down the stairs straight into the bathroom.
10 minutes later...
Fiona hears the door open and Harry walks out of the bathroom. "Are you okay honey? Fiona's says.
"Well, you know how you said I would f**... my guys out? Well it happened, but with some pliers and a pair of latex gloves I managed to get most of them back in.
