The Best 35 After Thanksgiving Jokes

Following is our collection of funny After Thanksgiving jokes. There are some after thanksgiving christmas jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these after thanksgiving tryptophan turkey puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest After Thanksgiving Jokes and Puns

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys for Thanksgiving, but she couldn't find one big enough for her family.

She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

Russia might not celebrate thanksgiving but I'm pretty sure they will be frying a turkey.

Why did the farmer run a steamroller over his potato field on Thanksgiving Day?

He wanted to raise mashed potatoes.

I used to be addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers

I had to quit cold turkey

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A soccer mom walked into a tattoo parlor and asked for a Christmas tree on her left thigh and a turkey on the right thigh.

When they were done the artist asked why she wanted these tattoos.

She replied, "My husband always complains that there's nothing to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas."


We're having a traditional Thanksgiving this year.

We're going to invite the neighbors to dinner, murder them, and take their land.

What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

What does Miley Cyrus serve on Thanksgiving?

Twerky.

As a Canadian I never realized how slow my internet was until today.

I just now started seeing Thanksgiving posts!

If anyone has no family and will be alone on thanksgiving please let me know

I really need to borrow some chairs from you.

Thanksgiving is probably the only day that there are more searches for "stuffing" on Google than on PornHub.

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What's the difference between retail workers and turkeys?

We let the turkey rest on Thanksgiving.

A woman walks into a tattoo parlor.

Asking the man in charge to put a picture of a turkey saying "Happy Thanksgiving!" on one thigh and a picture of Santa saying "Merry Christmas!" on the other. The man looked confused by her odd request, so he asked her why. She calmly looked at him and replied without even a stutter. "My husband always complains that there's nothing good to eat between Christmas and Thanksgiving."

Happy Thanksgiving Guys!

I hope Internet Explorer sends this in time.

With all the bad luck that the US has seen this year...

You'd almost think this country was built on an ancient Indian burial ground.

What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

The turkey trot.

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?

If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

Give a man some corn, he eats for a day.

Teach a man to grow corn, he kills you and steals your land!

What are the Russians eating for thanksgiving?

Beef with turkey


Why don't the Bulgarians, Greeks, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey.

It's Thanksgiving, who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia

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and other retailers websites for Thanksgiving sale, you may save up to 70%........


But if you don't login, you'll save 100%

I'm not going to eat Thanksgiving leftovers anymore.

This year, I'm quitting cold turkey.

So my girlfriend and my mom have never met...

So I told my girlfriend that my mother is deaf, so she will need to speak slowly and loudly for her to understand you. I then called my mom and told her to be nice, cause my girlfriend is retarded. Boy it's going to be a fun Thanksgiving this year!

Q: April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?

A: Separatists and small pox.

How will Joe and Jill Biden spend thanksgiving with proper social distancing?

Biden selves.

I don't understand why the Lions and Vikings get to play on thanksgiving.

Shouldn't the Patriots play the Redskins, and then steal their stadium?

Our daughter wants us to set a place at our Thanksgiving dinner table, for her teddy bear, Theodore. She promises he won't eat very much.

She said he has been eating a lot lately, and is already stuffed

Political opinions are like dicks....

Sometimes they lean left, sometimes they lean right, and nobody likes it when your crazy uncle whips his out at Thanksgiving dinner.


I couldn't bring myself to shoot my own turkey for thanksgiving

... So I dressed one up in baggy sweat pants and gave it a bag of skittles and a cop shot it for me

This year, I'm going to save money on Christmas gifts

by bringing up politics during Thanksgiving dinner.

Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?

It had 24 carrots.

After eating Thanksgiving at my house, my friends are always asking me how I prepare the turkey...

...easy, I tell the bird he is going to die.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Arthur.

Arthur who? Arthur any leftovers?


What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?

Peach gobbler!

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