Afte Jokes

17 afte jokes and hilarious afte puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about afte that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Afte Short Jokes

Short afte jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The afte humour may include short aftershave jokes also.

  1. Did you know that the two girls from Requiem for a Dream got boats and ended up getting into an accident with each other? The collision was aft to aft.

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Afte One Liners

Which afte one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with afte? I can suggest the ones about barbershop and midnight.

  1. What happens to a sailor who stands too far aft? He gets a stern warning.
  2. Three is fore for four. And aft to two too.

Afte joke, Three is fore for four.

Cheeky Afte Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity

What funny jokes about afte you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean afternoon jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make afte pranks.

Aftershave's aftereffects.

A Navy Chief and an Admiral were sitting in the barbershop. They were both just getting finished with their shaves, when the barbers reached for some after-shave to slap on their faces.
The admiral shouted, "Hey, don't put that stuff on me! My wife will think I've been in a w**...!"
The chief turned to his barber and said, "Go ahead and put it on. My wife doesn't know what the inside of a w**... smells like.

Afterlife for IRS Cheaters

Tony and his friend John die in a car accident and go to judgment. God tells Tony that because he cheated on his income taxes, the only way he can enter Heaven is to sleep with a s**..., ugly woman for the next five years.
A few days later, as Tony's walking in the park with his s**..., hideous new girlfriend, he spots his friend John with an absolutely drop dead gorgeous woman. "John, what happened?" Tony asks.
"I have no idea," John replies. "I was told I have five years of amazing s**... to look forward to. The only thing I don't understand is why she always yells 'Damn income taxes!' whenever we have s**...."

A buddist monk recently became a street vendor

A passerby bought a $1 item from him and gave him a 50 dollar note.
The monk took the note and just sat down afte thanking him.
The guy got slightly angry when there was no change given and the monk answered
"change comes from within"

This afternoon I just relaxed on the couch and m**....

The psychiatrist took a lot of notes.

I went to an Aftermarket Car Show.

Spoiler Alert!

In the afterlife, what do people celebrate?

Their Urniversary.

3 Men's Afterlives

Three men get into a horrible car accident, and all three die together. As they are waiting in limbo, they start talking about the Afterlife. As it turns out, one man is Muslim, one man is Buddhist, the last is Christian.
The Muslim says, "I'm going to enjoy my 40 virgins until my wife shows up!"
The Buddhist says, "Reincarnation is going to be a blast.. until I find my wife again."
The Christian man starts laughing, and the others seem puzzled.
"My wife's an athiest."

My name is Afterhim because my father was a big fan of Rocky Balboa

So he decided to name me after him

I've got a new aftershave called breadcrumbs

The birds love it

Afternoon Joke

If girls with big b**... work at h**..., where do girls with one leg work?
Answer = IHOP

Got my self some new aftershave for the weekend, it's called Breadcrumbs

The birds love it.

After-s**...-Selfies will never work for me,...

...because with that hand I'd already have to hold the smartphone.

what aftershave does James bond uses after retirement?

Old Spyce.

I want to go to the afterlife to ask Robin Williams, "How's it hanging?"

I'm not sorry.

Afternoon s**... when you have kids......

Afternoon s**...
Love what kids come up with...they know so much they are not
given credit for.
The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "q**... with
their 8-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on
the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all
the neighborhood activities...
- "There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into
- "An ambulance just drove by!"
- "Looks like the Anderson s have company," he called out.
- "Matt's riding a new bike!"
- "Looks like the Sanders are moving!"
- "Jason is on his skate board!"
After a few moments he announced...
- "The Coopers are having s**...."
Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed.
Dad cautiously called out..."How do you know they're
having s**...?"
Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a

Afte joke, Afternoon s**... when you have kids......