Witty Africans Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
They walk in the bar
A bartender is working at an upscale bar downtown when all of the sudden, an Englishman, a Dane, a Frenchman, a German, a Russian, an American, a Canadian, a Mexican, a Peruvian, a Brazilian, a Colombian, a Chinese, a Japanese, a Korean, 29 different Africans from all different African countries, and an Indian all walk in to the bar.
And the bartender says to them, sorry gentlemen, but you can't come here without a Thai.
^thanks ^SnW
Why don't Africans go on cruises?
They're not falling for that one again.
Why do Africans wear baggy pants?
Because their knee grows.
WHATS THE BROWN STUFF BETWEEN ELEPHANTS TOES?
SLOW AFRICANS!!! (I AM AFRICAN)
What do Africans have for breakfast?
Ebola cereal
A group of Africans were playing Chinese whispers
A group of Africans were playing Chinese whispers one goes to the other 'Ebola, pass it on'
The U.N. initiates a poll...
The United Nations initiated a poll with the request, "Please tell us your honest opinion about the lack of food in the rest of the world."
The poll was a total failure.
The Russians did not understand "Please". The Italians did not know the word "honest". The Chinese did not know what an "opinion" was. The Europeans did not know "lack", while the Africans did not know "food". Finally, the Americans didn't know anything about the "rest of the world".
Donating Tamagotchis to Africans
Whenever people donate Tamagotchies to starving kids in Africa, I can't help but think how depressing it must be to have a virtual pet that'll live longer than you.
A man walks into a gun shop.
He looks over the guns until the cashier asks what he wants. The man couldn't decide so the cashier asked, "what are you shooting?" The man said "cans". The cashier asked, "what kind of cans?" The man took a pause, than finally said "oh you know, Americans, Mexicans, Africans."
Where do South Africans buy their pastrami and salami?
At the Nelson Mandeli.
The term "Every 60 seconds in Africa , a minute passes" is s**...
Because the majority of Africans don't get seconds , they'll be very lucky if they even get their first servings .
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How many africans does it take to change a light bulb?
"None, because they don't have electricity"
Why don't landmines work on Africans?
Because they aren't heavy enough to set it off
I don't believe Africans poach rhinos.
They don't have enough water to fill a pan that size.
I was in Texas and ask the local sherriff about his Colts 45
He said it was only for shooting cans. Mexicans, Africans, Puertoricans
What happens when you feed a starving african?
10 starving africans
How do Africans open up their beers?
With their ribs
Two South Africans were playing a game of golf
Unfortunately, apartheid their game.
The term "Every 60 seconds in Africa..." is really s**...
Everyone knows Africans don't get seconds, they're lucky if they get a single serving.
Donald Trump was carrying a Colt 45
When asked why, he said it's just for shooting cans.... Africans Mexicans and Puerto Ricans
[OC] Why do African car brands only have one indicator?
Because Africans have no rights.
How do you make Africans rave?
Shouldn't the Archbishop of Canterbury adopt a Twitter handle @pomtifex ??
The Australians, New Zealanders & South Africans (and thereby the rest of the cricketing world call the English - poms)
Life expectancy of AIDS patients can be 30-40 years.
No wonder all the africans want to get it, it could triple the length of their lives.
What would the New York Knicks be called if they were named after Africans and not the Dutch?
Please, donate to charities to provide bug nets to poor Africans.
With your help, we can save millions of mosquitoes from needlessly dying of AIDS.
Why don't Africans ask for help?
They already have aids.
Why are South Africans so good at doing their laundry?
Because they're used to keeping w**..., b**..., and Coloureds separate.
How norhtern africans call the place that is being used by sick people who don't want to live anymore?
Eutunisia.
Africans are immune to cholera
I mean first off cholera lives in water
where do South Africans learn slang?
Durban Dictionary
Africans never knew they were black until they got a 50c CD
Please don't hurt me
Why don't africans take pills?
They have nothing to take them with.
Why do Africans use mosquito nets?
To protect the mosquitoes from AIDS.
Africans have the best drinking games...
...like „the last one to find water dies .
How many South Africans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Trick question, you can't screw in a lightbulb. There's not enough room.
The UN recently published the results of a poll. The topic was: "Please truthfully give your opinion on food shortage in the rest of the world."
Results:
Europeans requested explanation of the term "shortage".
Africans asked what "food" is.
Chinese inquired about the term "opinion".
Americans wondered what "rest of the world" might possibly mean.
And in Italy they are still discussing the meaning of the term "truthfully".
