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A bartender is working at an upscale bar downtown when all of the sudden, an Englishman, a Dane, a Frenchman, a German, a Russian, an American, a Canadian, a Mexican, a Peruvian, a Brazilian, a Colombian, a Chinese, a Japanese, a Korean, 29 different Africans from all different African countries, and an Indian all walk in to the bar.
And the bartender says to them, sorry gentlemen, but you can't come here without a Thai.
^thanks ^SnW
They're not falling for that one again.
Because their knee grows.
SLOW AFRICANS!!! (I AM AFRICAN)
Ebola cereal
A group of Africans were playing Chinese whispers one goes to the other 'Ebola, pass it on'
The United Nations initiated a poll with the request, "Please tell us your honest opinion about the lack of food in the rest of the world."
The poll was a total failure.
The Russians did not understand "Please". The Italians did not know the word "honest". The Chinese did not know what an "opinion" was. The Europeans did not know "lack", while the Africans did not know "food". Finally, the Americans didn't know anything about the "rest of the world".
Whenever people donate Tamagotchies to starving kids in Africa, I can't help but think how depressing it must be to have a virtual pet that'll live longer than you.
He looks over the guns until the cashier asks what he wants. The man couldn't decide so the cashier asked, "what are you shooting?" The man said "cans". The cashier asked, "what kind of cans?" The man took a pause, than finally said "oh you know, Americans, Mexicans, Africans."
At the Nelson Mandeli.
Because the majority of Africans don't get seconds , they'll be very lucky if they even get their first servings .
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"None, because they don't have electricity"
Because they aren't heavy enough to set it off
They don't have enough water to fill a pan that size.
He said it was only for shooting cans. Mexicans, Africans, Puertoricans
10 starving africans
With their ribs
Unfortunately, apartheid their game.
Everyone knows Africans don't get seconds, they're lucky if they get a single serving.
When asked why, he said it's just for shooting cans.... Africans Mexicans and Puerto Ricans
Because Africans have no rights.
The Australians, New Zealanders & South Africans (and thereby the rest of the cricketing world call the English - poms)
No wonder all the africans want to get it, it could triple the length of their lives.
With your help, we can save millions of mosquitoes from needlessly dying of AIDS.
They already have aids.
Because they're used to keeping Whites, Blacks, and Coloureds separate.
Eutunisia.
I mean first off cholera lives in water
Durban Dictionary
Please don't hurt me
They have nothing to take them with.
To protect the mosquitoes from AIDS.
...like „the last one to find water dies .
Trick question, you can't screw in a lightbulb. There's not enough room.
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