Africans Jokes
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Funniest Africans Short Jokes
Short africans jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The africans humour may include short south african jokes also.
- How can you tell the difference between an Indian and African elephant? One of them is an elephant
- Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump? Because orange is the new black.
- An African American woman has 5 son's, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How do you tell them apart? By their last names.
- If two impoverished African nations went into battle against each other... ... Would that be a third-world war?
- Why did the three year old African boy buy a red convertible? He was having a midlife crisis.
- I'm so proud of my African pen pal. He told me he hasn't had a drink in days. That's the spirit! Keep it up pal.
- Did you hear about the bar for West African bookstore workers with anti government views? Liberian Libertarian Librarian Libations
- What's the difference between a South African prison and Leonardo Dicaprio? A South African prison has an Oscar
- Why do African Americans always have nightmares? Because the last one to have a dream got shot
- How is a punchline like a starving African child? If you spend too much time explaining why it's funny, it dies.
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Africans One Liners
Which africans one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with africans? I can suggest the ones about african kid and african american.
- I met a North African girl the other night, we spoke for hours. We just clicked.
- What would happen if two African countries get in a war? A 3rd World War.
- why was the 6 month old African baby crying? It was having a mid life crisis
- I met my wife in an African Languages class. We just clicked.
- Why was 1 year old African baby crying? It was having a midlife crisis
- What do you call five African-Americans born together? Triplets.
- How do you make Africans rave?
- What is the whitest African country? Chad
- Which city is the South African Superman from? Cape Town
- I once fell into an African river but refused to accept it I was in denial
- Can you name even one East African country? Well, kenya?
- You think you can donate to an African country? Well... Kenya?
- What do you call a war between African countries A third world war.
- What do you call an african american in a 3 piece suit? The defendant.
- Ever wonder why African dating agencies are so successful? The clients always click
Witty Africans Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about africans you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make africans pranks.
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An African man visits his friend in the US
I just flew in yesterday the African man says And boy are my arms tired!
You know, that's kind of an old joke here in America replied his friend.
Joke? The African man said. I've been holding my hands in the air yelling 'don't shoot' ever since I got to this d**... country .
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What's the difference between an Indian and an African elephant?
One's an elephant.
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Mexican and African jokes are all pretty much the same....
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal...
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Two r**... are admiring their firearms.
One says, I keep these around for hunting, home protection, and to defend my 2nd amendment rights. The second says, I just like shooting cans.
That's a lot of firepower just for shooting cans.
Well, there's so many of them: Mexi-cans, Afri-cans, Puerto Ri-cans...
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The term "Every 60 seconds in Africa..." is really s**...
Everyone knows Africans don't get seconds, they're lucky if they get a single serving.
The U.N. initiates a poll...
The United Nations initiated a poll with the request, "Please tell us your honest opinion about the lack of food in the rest of the world."
The poll was a total failure.
The Russians did not understand "Please". The Italians did not know the word "honest". The Chinese did not know what an "opinion" was. The Europeans did not know "lack", while the Africans did not know "food". Finally, the Americans didn't know anything about the "rest of the world".
Four kids walk into an interview...
Four kids walk into an interview. One is American, one is British, one is African, and one is Chinese. The interviewer asks them all the same question: "In your own opinion, what do you think of the scarcity of food in other countries?" The British kid asks "What is scarcity?" The American kid asks "What are other countries?" The African kid asks "What is food?" And the Chinese kid asks "What is my own opinion?"
A man walks into a gun shop.
He looks over the guns until the cashier asks what he wants. The man couldn't decide so the cashier asked, "what are you shooting?" The man said "cans". The cashier asked, "what kind of cans?" The man took a pause, than finally said "oh you know, Americans, Mexicans, Africans."
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A Mexican, a Black guy and a White guy are walking down the beach...
They find a bottle and the Mexican guy decides pick it up and rub it. A genie comes out of the bottle and speaks to them and grants them each one wish.
The Mexican guy goes first and says, "I wish that all my Mexican brethren and I could be transported back to our native homeland and we could all be happy there."
The genie grants his wish and p**..., the Mexican guy disappears.
Now it's the black guy's turn. He says, "I wish that all my African brothers and I could all go back to our motherland and be happy, prosperous and free."
The genie grants his wish and p**..., the Black guy disappears.
Now it's the white guy's turn.
The white guy pauses for a moment, scratches his head and says "Are you telling me that all the b**... and Mexicans are gone from America?
The genie nods his head and says yes.
The white guy makes up his mind and says, "Ok, well i'll have a Coke, thanks."
An international conference was being held..
In which USA, North Korea, Europe and Africa were taking part.
The judge said,"I would like to hear your opinions about shortage of food in the rest of the world, if you have any questions, please feel free to ask us".
African president asked, "What is food?".
Europe asked, "What is Short?".
USA asked, "What is the rest of the world?".
North Korea asked, "What is Opinion?".
TIL
There's a central african tribe of pygmy called the ''Fakawi'.
But how did they get this name?..
Their habitat in the jungle is covered with wild grass which is 4 feet high but the pygmies are only 3 feet tall...
Every so often they could be seen jumping up shouting...
''Where the Fakawi?''
at the roulette table when.....
I was just about to place my chips on the roulette table at the casino when the African man standing next to me gave me a nudge and said, "Black, 33."
I shook his hand and said, "White, 28."
I heard someone compare African countries to trashcans
I don't think that's a good comparison. My trashcan has food in it.
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The older man and his problems
A man getting along in years finds that he is unable to perform s**.... He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing seems to work. Finally, as a last hope, the doctor refers him to an African medicine man. The medicine man says, "I can cure this." With that said, he throws a white powder into a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke.
Then he says, "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say '123,' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"
The man then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to continue?"
The medicine man replies: "When your partner can take no more s**... and is completely raddled, all she has to say is '1234', and it will then go down. But be warned: The pork swordsman will not rise again for another year."
The old gent rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers. That night he showers, shaves, and smothers himself in aftershave. He slides into bed,cuddles up to his wife, says "123" and suddenly he has the most gigantic stiffie ever, just as the medicine man promised.
His wife turns over and asks: "What did you say '123' for?"
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African Roulette
Four men are captured by a tribe in the middle of Africa.
The tribe leader gives them the choice of either death, or they can try their luck at "African Roulette."
The men, as one of the choices seemingly had a chance to stay alive, hastily all chose the second option.
The tribe leader lined up 6 extremely gorgeous women in front of the men, and said "You must choose one of these beautiful women to preform o**... s**... on you."
The men saw nothing wrong with this and were ecstatic at their luck, yet confused about the "roulette" part.
As they chose their women and were getting ready, the tribe leader spoke up and said, "One of them is a cannibal."
A Zimbabwean man, a Malian man, an Equatorial Guinean man, and a South African man, were all walking down the street.
They came up on a street performer, who asked if he was visible.
"Yes."
"Oui."
"Si."
"Ja."
