Africanamerican Jokes
26 africanamerican jokes and hilarious africanamerican puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about africanamerican that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Africanamerican Short Jokes
Short africanamerican jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The africanamerican humour may include short reason jokes also.
- My African-American friend hooked up with a girl from Thailand... It was a real black-Thai affair.
- I was arrested for punching an elderly African-American lady at home depot. My wife told me to find a Black N' Decker.
- Why was I arrested for only 1 year with a $5,000 fine after killing an unarmed African-American man? On charges of "impersonating a police officer".
- What does an African-American say after losing a race with the police? They beat me to it.
- What does an African-American Soldier tells her wife when he suddenly gets called to serve his country? Call Of Duty : Black OUT!
- A South African-born student was suspended for applying for an African-American student prize. He didn't fill out his application form correctly.
- What do African-Americans and Jews have in common? An increased risk for pancreatic adenocarcinoma.
- How did the sad African-American woman look after being domestically abused? Black and blue.
- What do you call an African-American baby that has tragically died and now has it's wings ? A bat.
- What do you call a black man flying a plane. African-american. Using the word *black* is racist
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Africanamerican One Liners
Which africanamerican one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with africanamerican? I can suggest the ones about fair and save.
- What do you call five African-Americans born together? Triplets.
- Why do some African-Americans have afros? Because it's in their hairitage
- What is an African-American man's least favourite TV show? Robot Wars.
- What do you call a field of African-Americans buried up to their necks? Afroturf
- Two African-American men are in a car. Who's driving? The one with a driver's license.
- What do you call an African-American o**... donor? A "Piece out, brother".
- TIL What a dark horse is. African-American horse
Delightful Fun Africanamerican Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about africanamerican you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean heavy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make africanamerican pranks.
An African-American lady called Betty came into my restaurant.
She proceeded to look at the menu for about half an hour before asking "Is there any chicken on the menu?"
Exasperated I replied "No black Betty, it's ham or lamb."
The Kindergartener's Question
Johnny walked up to his kindergarten teacher with an inquisitive look in his eyes. "Do you know where the black—" Johnny asked, to the teacher's retort. "Johnny! Say African-American!"
"Do you know where the African-American construction paper is?"
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What do you call a four-legged, three-eyed, mute, deaf, transgender, African-American, handicapped, e**..., cancer-riddled, rich, thrice-divorced, tired, fashionable, pansexual, elderly factory worker?
I don't know.
I hate how we have to be politically correct at the office. My boss said we shouldn't use the term "black" because it's not very professional.
So during coffee break, I asked him: *"How African-American do you like your coffee?"*
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I got arrested after I asked the blacksmith for an assortment of m**... tools.
They say I'm racist and should say African-American smith instead.
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Cops are now beating up African-Americans who stay awake too long…
They say that they won't tolerate b**... who are resisting a rest…
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Why couldn't the African-American get his PhD?
Because he couldn't get past his masters...
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So one day a guy walks in a bar
and sits next to his friends, after a few drinks he needs to go to the bathroom and he goes for the u**... next to an african-american man, when he was finishing he sees the other man's thing and asks: "how do you guys get it that big ?" to which the man replys: " we hit it to concrete everyday " with a mocking manner, time passes and after 1 month they are in the same bar again and they came across each other in the urinals, The african-American man asks the other dude if he used the technique that he advised him. To which the other dude replys: "I was able to give it the color, but there is no change with the size."
