Africanamerican Jokes

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Funniest Africanamerican Short Jokes

Short africanamerican jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The africanamerican humour may include short reason jokes also.

  1. The only way to know if a jokes is actually funny is to tell it to an African-American. Black laughs matter.
  2. My African-American friend hooked up with a girl from Thailand... It was a real black-Thai affair.
  3. I was arrested for punching an elderly African-American lady at home depot. My wife told me to find a Black N' Decker.
  4. Why was I arrested for only 1 year with a $5,000 fine after killing an unarmed African-American man? On charges of "impersonating a police officer".
  5. What do you call an African-American trans woman with a screwdriver in her head? An ambulance.
  6. What does an African-American say after losing a race with the police? They beat me to it.
  7. Why couldn't the African-American get his PhD? Because he couldn't get past his masters...
  8. What does an African-American Soldier tells her wife when he suddenly gets called to serve his country? Call Of Duty : Black OUT!
  9. A South African-born student was suspended for applying for an African-American student prize. He didn't fill out his application form correctly.
  10. No matter what happens in the election tomorrow... African-American unemployment is going up.

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Africanamerican One Liners

Which africanamerican one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with africanamerican? I can suggest the ones about fair and save.

  1. What do you call five African-Americans born together? Triplets.
  2. How do you offend an African-American and Chinese person? Make a joke about brack people.
  3. Why do some African-Americans have afros? Because it's in their hairitage
  4. What's the number one killer of African-Americans? I don't know, just axe them.
  5. What do you call an African-American California Highway Patrol Officer? A Chocolate CHiP.
  6. What is an African-American man's least favourite TV show? Robot Wars.
  7. What do you call a field of African-Americans buried up to their necks? Afroturf
  8. Two African-American men are in a car. Who's driving? The one with a driver's license.
  9. TIL What a dark horse is. African-American horse
  10. There are no black swans, only African-American ones.
  11. What do you call an anti-social African-American? A brown recluse.
  12. What do you can an African-American that has growing pains in its leg? A knee-grow
  13. What do you call an African-American o**... donor? A "Piece out, brother".

Africanamerican joke, What do you call an African-American o**... donor?

Delightful Fun Africanamerican Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about africanamerican you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean heavy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make africanamerican pranks.

An African-American lady called Betty came into my restaurant.

She proceeded to look at the menu for about half an hour before asking "Is there any chicken on the menu?"
Exasperated I replied "No black Betty, it's ham or lamb."

The Kindergartener's Question

Johnny walked up to his kindergarten teacher with an inquisitive look in his eyes. "Do you know where the black—" Johnny asked, to the teacher's retort. "Johnny! Say African-American!"
"Do you know where the African-American construction paper is?"

What do you call a four-legged, three-eyed, mute, deaf, transgender, African-American, handicapped, e**..., cancer-riddled, rich, thrice-divorced, tired, fashionable, pansexual, elderly factory worker?

I don't know.

I hate how we have to be politically correct at the office. My boss said we shouldn't use the term "black" because it's not very professional.

So during coffee break, I asked him: *"How African-American do you like your coffee?"*

I got arrested after I asked the blacksmith for an assortment of m**... tools.

They say I'm racist and should say African-American smith instead.

Cops are now beating up African-Americans who stay awake too long…

They say that they won't tolerate b**... who are resisting a rest…

Africanamerican joke, What do you call an African-American California Highway Patrol Officer?