Delightful Fun Africanamerican Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
An African-American lady called Betty came into my restaurant.
She proceeded to look at the menu for about half an hour before asking "Is there any chicken on the menu?"
Exasperated I replied "No black Betty, it's ham or lamb."
The Kindergartener's Question
Johnny walked up to his kindergarten teacher with an inquisitive look in his eyes. "Do you know where the black—" Johnny asked, to the teacher's retort. "Johnny! Say African-American!"
"Do you know where the African-American construction paper is?"
I was arrested for punching an elderly African-American lady at Home Depot.
My wife told me to find a Black N' Decker.
What do African-Americans and Jews have in common?
An increased risk for pancreatic adenocarcinoma.
Why was I arrested for only 1 year with a $5,000 fine after killing an unarmed African-American man?
On charges of "impersonating a police officer".
What is an African-American man's least favourite TV show?
Robot Wars.
The only way to know if a jokes is actually funny is to tell it to an African-American.
Black laughs matter.
No matter what happens in the election tomorrow...
African-American unemployment is going up.
Why do some African-Americans have afros?
Because it's in their hairitage
My African-American friend hooked up with a girl from Thailand...
It was a real black-Thai affair.
A South African-born student was suspended for applying for an African-American student prize.
He didn't fill out his application form correctly.
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What do you call a four-legged, three-eyed, mute, deaf, transgender, African-American, handicapped, e**..., cancer-riddled, rich, thrice-divorced, tired, fashionable, pansexual, elderly factory worker?
I don't know.
I got arrested after I asked the blacksmith for an assortment of m**... tools.
They say I'm racist and should say African-American smith instead.
How do you offend an African-American and Chinese person?
Make a joke about brack people.
What do you call an African-American California Highway Patrol Officer?
A Chocolate CHiP.
What does an African-American Soldier tells her wife when he suddenly gets called to serve his country?
Call Of Duty : Black OUT!
Why couldn't the African-American get his PhD?
Because he couldn't get past his masters...
What does an African-American say after losing a race with the police?
They beat me to it.
What do you call an African-American trans woman with a screwdriver in her head?
An ambulance.
I hate how we have to be politically correct at the office. My boss said we shouldn't use the term "black" because it's not very professional.
So during coffee break, I asked him: *"How African-American do you like your coffee?"*
