Africana Jokes

Following is our collection of half humor and lady one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Africana puns for adults, dirty black jokes or clean hour gags for kids.

There is an abundance of restaurant jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 8 funniest jokes on africana. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any africanamerican witze you can hear about africana.

The Best jokes about Africana

An African-American lady called Betty came into my restaurant.

She proceeded to look at the menu for about half an hour before asking "Is there any chicken on the menu?"

Exasperated I replied "No black Betty, it's ham or lamb."

My African-American friend hooked up with a girl from Thailand...

It was a real black-Thai affair.

A man brings 3 scientists into a large room...

...a biologist, an engineer, and a physicist. In corner of the room is an elephant, and nothing else. The man tells the scientists "If you can correctly identify this animal, I will give you $50,000". He lets each of the scientists examine the animal, and then separates them.

The man first asks the biologist, "What is this animal?". The biologist responds "That is an African Elephant, *Loxodonta africana*". The biologist takes his $50,000 and leaves.

The man then asks the engineer, "What is this animal?". The engineer responds "That is an elephant, but lets say two elephants to be sure". The engineer takes his $50,000 and leaves.

The man finally asks the physicist, "What is this animal?". The physicist says "Well, let's first assume its a perfect sphere in a vacuum..."

Why do some African-Americans have afros?

Because it's in their hairitage

What does an African-American say after losing a race with the police?

They beat me to it.

Why couldn't the African-American get his PhD?

Because he couldn't get past his masters...

What do African-Americans and Jews have in common?

An increased risk for pancreatic adenocarcinoma.

What does an African-American Soldier tells her wife when he suddenly gets called to serve his country?

Call Of Duty : Black OUT!

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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