African Safari Jokes

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Playful African Safari Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

What is a good african safari joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

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African Safari

A young couple went on a safari to Africa, accompanied by the woman's mother.
On the second day, they got separated from their party and found themselves in a remote part of the jungle. Suddenly, a lion jumped out of the undergrowth and stood growling ferociously in front of the mother-in-law.
"Quick, George!" screamed his wife, "do something!"
"Not b**... likely," he replied, "that lion got himself into this mess, he can get himself out of it again."

In an African Safari, A LION suddenly bounced on Donald's wife.

WIFE - Shoot him! Shoot him!
Donald - Yes Yes. I'm changing the battery of my camera.

A newlywed couple go on an African safari...

They come upon an indigenous people most notably characterized by their unusually long p**....
Noticing his wife's amusement, he decides to ask the tour guide for some pointers.
"For one year, during their youth, they tie on a heavy rock and don't remove it, " says the guide.
Now, back at home, the man decides to give it a go..
A week later the wife excitedly asks, "How's my big man? Any luck?"
The man replies, "Its not any longer, but it has turned black."

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