African Safari Jokes

Following is our collection of funny African Safari jokes. There are some african safari jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these african safari puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Playful African Safari Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

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African Safari

A young couple went on a safari to Africa, accompanied by the woman's mother.

On the second day, they got separated from their party and found themselves in a remote part of the jungle. Suddenly, a lion jumped out of the undergrowth and stood growling ferociously in front of the mother-in-law.

"Quick, George!" screamed his wife, "do something!"

"Not bloody likely," he replied, "that lion got himself into this mess, he can get himself out of it again."

In an African Safari, A LION suddenly bounced on Donald's wife.

WIFE - Shoot him! Shoot him!

Donald - Yes Yes. I'm changing the battery of my camera.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the african safari puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working african safari piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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