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22 african kid jokes and hilarious african kid puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about african kid that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest African Kid Short Jokes

Short african kid jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The african kid humour may include short young kid jokes also.

  1. Donating Tamagotchis to Africans Whenever people donate Tamagotchies to starving kids in Africa, I can't help but think how depressing it must be to have a virtual pet that'll live longer than you.
  2. I don't get people who call it a first world problem when they can't charge their phones African kids can't charge their phones either.
  3. My father once told me, "Son, you're not an African't American, You're an African American't." Just kidding. I'm black. I don't have a father.
  4. Why Santa doesn't give gifts to African kids? Because he gives gifts only to kids who eat well.

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African Kid One Liners

Which african kid one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with african kid? I can suggest the ones about african american and little kid.

  1. What did the Starving African kid get for christmas?
  2. Why can't african kids watch Dragon Ball Z? Because they transmit it after lunch.
  3. i showed an african kid "the human centipede film".... he wasn't hungry anymore
  4. What do African kids get on christmas? Hunger.
  5. What did the r**... dog said to the PETA activist? Thank god I am not an African kid.
  6. What does an African p**... say? Hey Kids, do you have some Candy?

Hilarious African Kid Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about african kid you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean animal kid jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make african kid pranks.

Four kids walk into an interview...

Four kids walk into an interview. One is American, one is British, one is African, and one is Chinese. The interviewer asks them all the same question: "In your own opinion, what do you think of the scarcity of food in other countries?" The British kid asks "What is scarcity?" The American kid asks "What are other countries?" The African kid asks "What is food?" And the Chinese kid asks "What is my own opinion?"

An International School Teacher

...starts a lesson with her 4 students, who are an American kid, an African kid, a European kid and a Chinese kid. She asks "what's your opinion on food scarcity in other countries?"
first, the African kid asks "what's food?"
the European kid asks "what's scarcity?"
the American kid asks "what's other countries?"
and finally the Chinese kid asks "what's my own opinion?"

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Why do african kids get off school earlier than american kids?

they dont need a lunch break

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A group of kids start singing "Baa Baa Black Sheep"

Then a social justice warrior barges in and says "it should be "Baa Baa African American Sheep"

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Why was the small african kid crying?

Because he was having a mid-life crisis.
P.S. Racist af

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So an Indian and an African walk into a bar....

Just kidding... its Elizabeth Warren and Rachel Dolezal