Hilarious African Kid Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
a joke we tell in Ukraine
A russian, a Ukrainian and an African American guys are sitting in the waiting room while their wives give birth.
The nurse comes out with 3 babies and says "sorry guys, they've got mixed up..let's see whose is whose".
The Ukrainian takes a black kid and runs.
They yell "hold on dude!!! That kid is obviously not yours!"
the Ukrainian replied "I don't care I dont want a russian!!!"
Four kids walk into an interview...
Four kids walk into an interview. One is American, one is British, one is African, and one is Chinese. The interviewer asks them all the same question: "In your own opinion, what do you think of the scarcity of food in other countries?" The British kid asks "What is scarcity?" The American kid asks "What are other countries?" The African kid asks "What is food?" And the Chinese kid asks "What is my own opinion?"
An International School Teacher
...starts a lesson with her 4 students, who are an American kid, an African kid, a European kid and a Chinese kid. She asks "what's your opinion on food scarcity in other countries?"
first, the African kid asks "what's food?"
the European kid asks "what's scarcity?"
the American kid asks "what's other countries?"
and finally the Chinese kid asks "what's my own opinion?"
An albino child in an African tribe...
This puts the tribe's chief in a fury and immediatly summons the white m**... that was sent by the Church in his village.
Chief: "Explain the white kid, white man!"
Priest: "Well, you see, a white child amongst your black tribe is... like the black lamb that was recently born in your herd of white sheep, they..."
Chief, interrupting: "If... if you keep quiet about the black lamb, I'll keep quiet about the child."
Why was the 1 year old African kid depressed?
He was facing a mid-life crisis
Why do african kids get off school earlier than american kids?
they dont need a lunch break
A teacher at an international school...
asks her class what their opinion is on giving food to people in other countries.
The Jewish kid asks "What is giving?"
The African kid asks "What is food?"
The Chinese kid asks "What is my opinion?"
And the American kid asks "What are other countries?"
Donating Tamagotchis to Africans
Whenever people donate Tamagotchies to starving kids in Africa, I can't help but think how depressing it must be to have a virtual pet that'll live longer than you.
A group of kids start singing "Baa Baa Black Sheep"
Then a social justice warrior barges in and says "it should be "Baa Baa African American Sheep"
Why was the small african kid crying?
Because he was having a mid-life crisis.
P.S. Racist af
I don't get people who call it a first world problem when they can't charge their phones
African kids can't charge their phones either.
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I don't get why they call not being able to charge your phone a third world problem
African kids can't charge their phone either
So an Indian and an African walk into a bar....
Just kidding... its Elizabeth Warren and Rachel Dolezal
My father once told me, "Son, you're not an African't American, You're an African American't."
Just kidding. I'm black. I don't have a father.
