African Countries Jokes
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Short african countries jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The african countries humour may include short south africa jokes also.
- I heard someone compare African countries to trashcans I don't think that's a good comparison. My trashcan has food in it.
- In Lomé, the capital of a small African country, there are no sit-down restaurants. All the food is Togo.
- You guys see that new Black Panther Trailer yet? It's set in the vibrant and prosperous African country of Wakanda. So right off the bat you know its fiction
- What does an African-American Soldier tells her wife when he suddenly gets called to serve his country? Call Of Duty : Black OUT!
- What did the rapping army general say when he declared war on an African country? Swiggity Swooty, I'm coming for Djibouti
- On retaliation of removing Confederate monuments, some authorities around the country are beginning to remove African American monuments Just this morning, Atlanta removed the Georgia Dome!
- Up to 3,000 migrants were rescued in boats fleeing African countries on Monday They were quickly given access to life jackets, emergency blankets, and Pokemon GO.
- I find countries, especially African ones, to be hot. I mean, Kenya see Djibouti? Uganda see it.
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African Countries One Liners
Which african countries one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with african countries? I can suggest the ones about european countries and south african.
- What would happen if two African countries get in a war? A 3rd World War.
- What is the whitest African country? Chad
- Can you name even one East African country? Well, kenya?
- You think you can donate to an African country? Well... Kenya?
- What do you call a war between African countries A third world war.
- In which African country does Elon Musk prefer to vacation? Mad-at-gas-car
- "Can you tell me the name of an African country ?" "- I don't know... Kenya ?"
- If an African country developes a nuke will it be called the N-Bomb.
- What African country is the best place to start a Chinese restaurant? Togo
- An African gets scammed online. What country is he from? Egypt
- African countries are not corrupt. ... That one gets me every time. ^lol^
- How do 3rd world countries get clean water? A-fric-an plumber
- Tips African country M'lawi
- Which African country has the most obese inhabitants? Burkina f**...
- How would h**... conquer African countries? Guerrilla warfare
African Countries Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about african countries you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean toto africa jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make african countries pranks.
They walk in the bar
A bartender is working at an upscale bar downtown when all of the sudden, an Englishman, a Dane, a Frenchman, a German, a Russian, an American, a Canadian, a Mexican, a Peruvian, a Brazilian, a Colombian, a Chinese, a Japanese, a Korean, 29 different Africans from all different African countries, and an Indian all walk in to the bar.
And the bartender says to them, sorry gentlemen, but you can't come here without a Thai.
^thanks ^SnW
Four kids walk into an interview...
Four kids walk into an interview. One is American, one is British, one is African, and one is Chinese. The interviewer asks them all the same question: "In your own opinion, what do you think of the scarcity of food in other countries?" The British kid asks "What is scarcity?" The American kid asks "What are other countries?" The African kid asks "What is food?" And the Chinese kid asks "What is my own opinion?"
Joke for any South Africans out there...
Mbeki, Jacob Zuma, Geraldine Fraser-Moleketi and Manto Tsabalala Msimang were flying together in the President's jet. Thabo Mbeki suddenly said: You know what. I can throw a R500 right now out of this window and make someone happy.
Jacob Zuma said: I can throw five R 100 notes out of the window and I will make 5 people unbelievably happy.
Geraldine said: I will give government employees 7.25% salary increase and make millions happy .
Manto said : I will can throw ten R 50 notes out of the window and make 10 people very, very happy.
The one pilot looks at the other and says:
Listen to those 4 showoffs at the back… I can throw all 4 of them out of the window right now and I will make the whole country very happy!
An International School Teacher
...starts a lesson with her 4 students, who are an American kid, an African kid, a European kid and a Chinese kid. She asks "what's your opinion on food scarcity in other countries?"
first, the African kid asks "what's food?"
the European kid asks "what's scarcity?"
the American kid asks "what's other countries?"
and finally the Chinese kid asks "what's my own opinion?"
A professor of a class...
...is giving a lecture to a very diverse group of students: an African student, a Haitian student, a Chinese student, and an American student. He says to the class, "Today we are going to have an open discussion about the relief of world hunger in other countries."
The African student says, "Hunger? What's that?"
The Haitian student says, "Relief? What's that?"
The Chinese student says "Open discussion? What's that?"
The American student says "There are other countries?"
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alley way
So a white man, a black man, and a mexican are walking down an alleyway and one of them accidentally knock over a trashcan and a genie comes out. The genie announces himself as the ratchet genie and grants each man 1 wish.
The mexican says "i wish that i and my fellow hispanics can all live peacfully in our home country". And p**..., he was gone.
Next the black man said "i was that i and my fellow african americans all live peacfully in our homeland". And p**... he was gone.
Finally the white man asks the genie "so all of the b**... and mexicans are gone?" the genie replies with yes.
The whiteman then says "alright then, ill just have a coke"
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Not a traditional joke but something hilarious my brother said as a child.
My oldest brother(Mike) was playing with my older brother.(Ty) My parents come in and break the news that my mother is pregnant with another child. My oldest bro freaks out and says "We can't get rid of this one though! I like him!" I guess he assumed you could only have one child at a time.
You see, at the time, we lived in a super r**... country area with almost no ethnicity except white so the only African-American people Mike had seen were on Sesame Street, and he assumed that having a baby was just going to a store and picking a new one out. He then became overjoyed and changed his approach. Why? He blurts out "Could we get a black baby? I've always wanted one!" My parents are the whitest parents you know.
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I read in the news that Americans are sending old clothes to poor African countries ,thats useless
Cause no one in Africa has a 52 waist!
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An African man visits his friend in the US
I just flew in yesterday the African man says And boy are my arms tired!
You know, that's kind of an old joke here in America replied his friend.
Joke? The African man said. I've been holding my hands in the air yelling 'don't shoot' ever since I got to this d**... country .
An international school teacher asks: What's your own honest opinion on food scarcity in other countries?
An African student responds: What's food?
A Western European student: What's scarcity?
An Eastern European student: What's honest?
A Chinese student: What's opinion?
A Russian student: What's your?
An American student: What's other countries?