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  1. I heard someone compare African countries to trashcans I don't think that's a good comparison. My trashcan has food in it.
  2. In Lomé, the capital of a small African country, there are no sit-down restaurants. All the food is Togo.
  3. You guys see that new Black Panther Trailer yet? It's set in the vibrant and prosperous African country of Wakanda. So right off the bat you know its fiction
  4. I read in the news that Americans are sending old clothes to poor African countries ,thats useless Cause no one in Africa has a 52 waist!
  5. What does an African-American Soldier tells her wife when he suddenly gets called to serve his country? Call Of Duty : Black OUT!
  6. What did the rapping army general say when he declared war on an African country? Swiggity Swooty, I'm coming for Djibouti
  7. On retaliation of removing Confederate monuments, some authorities around the country are beginning to remove African American monuments Just this morning, Atlanta removed the Georgia Dome!
  8. Up to 3,000 migrants were rescued in boats fleeing African countries on Monday They were quickly given access to life jackets, emergency blankets, and Pokemon GO.
  9. I find countries, especially African ones, to be hot. I mean, Kenya see Djibouti? Uganda see it.
  10. Which African country has the most obese inhabitants? Burkina f**...

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African Countries One Liners

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  1. What would happen if two African countries get in a war? A 3rd World War.
  2. What is the whitest African country? Chad
  3. Can you name even one East African country? Well, kenya?
  4. You think you can donate to an African country? Well... Kenya?
  5. What do you call a war between African countries A third world war.
  6. In which African country does Elon Musk prefer to vacation? Mad-at-gas-car
  7. Which African country is Elon Musk from? Madatgascar
  8. "Can you tell me the name of an African country ?" "- I don't know... Kenya ?"
  9. If an African country developes a nuke will it be called the N-Bomb.
  10. Incels who make jokes about northern African countries will never be Chads.
  11. What African country is the best place to start a Chinese restaurant? Togo
  12. An African gets scammed online. What country is he from? Egypt
  13. African countries are not corrupt. ... That one gets me every time. ^lol^
  14. How do 3rd world countries get clean water? A-fric-an plumber
  15. Tips African country M'lawi

African Countries Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

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An international school teacher asks a question: "What's your own opinion on food scarcity in other countries?"

**An African student:** What's food?
**A European student:** What's scarcity?
**An American student:** What are 'other countries'?
**A Chinese student:** What's 'my own opinion'?

So a teacher asks his class the question...

"What's your opinion on donating food to foreign countries?" The African student says, "What's food?" The Indian student says, "What's donating?" The American student says, " What's foreign countries?" And the Chinese student says, "What's my opinion?"

They walk in the bar

A bartender is working at an upscale bar downtown when all of the sudden, an Englishman, a Dane, a Frenchman, a German, a Russian, an American, a Canadian, a Mexican, a Peruvian, a Brazilian, a Colombian, a Chinese, a Japanese, a Korean, 29 different Africans from all different African countries, and an Indian all walk in to the bar.
And the bartender says to them, sorry gentlemen, but you can't come here without a Thai.
^thanks ^SnW

Four kids walk into an interview...

Four kids walk into an interview. One is American, one is British, one is African, and one is Chinese. The interviewer asks them all the same question: "In your own opinion, what do you think of the scarcity of food in other countries?" The British kid asks "What is scarcity?" The American kid asks "What are other countries?" The African kid asks "What is food?" And the Chinese kid asks "What is my own opinion?"

Joke for any South Africans out there...

Mbeki, Jacob Zuma, Geraldine Fraser-Moleketi and Manto Tsabalala Msimang were flying together in the President's jet. Thabo Mbeki suddenly said: You know what. I can throw a R500 right now out of this window and make someone happy.
Jacob Zuma said: I can throw five R 100 notes out of the window and I will make 5 people unbelievably happy.
Geraldine said: I will give government employees 7.25% salary increase and make millions happy .
Manto said : I will can throw ten R 50 notes out of the window and make 10 people very, very happy.
The one pilot looks at the other and says:
Listen to those 4 showoffs at the back… I can throw all 4 of them out of the window right now and I will make the whole country very happy!

A teacher at an international school...

asks her class what their opinion is on giving food to people in other countries.
The Jewish kid asks "What is giving?"
The African kid asks "What is food?"
The Chinese kid asks "What is my opinion?"
And the American kid asks "What are other countries?"

An International School Teacher

...starts a lesson with her 4 students, who are an American kid, an African kid, a European kid and a Chinese kid. She asks "what's your opinion on food scarcity in other countries?"
first, the African kid asks "what's food?"
the European kid asks "what's scarcity?"
the American kid asks "what's other countries?"
and finally the Chinese kid asks "what's my own opinion?"

A professor of a class... giving a lecture to a very diverse group of students: an African student, a Haitian student, a Chinese student, and an American student. He says to the class, "Today we are going to have an open discussion about the relief of world hunger in other countries."
The African student says, "Hunger? What's that?"
The Haitian student says, "Relief? What's that?"
The Chinese student says "Open discussion? What's that?"
The American student says "There are other countries?"

An African, a Mexican, and an American...

An african, a mexican, and an american are standing on the edge of a volcano. The african throws a bag of sand in and says: "We have too much of this in my country". the Mexican throws in a burrito and says: "We have too many on these in my country". The American throws the mexican in and says: "we have too many of these..."

Not a traditional joke but something hilarious my brother said as a child.

My oldest brother(Mike) was playing with my older brother.(Ty) My parents come in and break the news that my mother is pregnant with another child. My oldest bro freaks out and says "We can't get rid of this one though! I like him!" I guess he assumed you could only have one child at a time.
You see, at the time, we lived in a super r**... country area with almost no ethnicity except white so the only African-American people Mike had seen were on Sesame Street, and he assumed that having a baby was just going to a store and picking a new one out. He then became overjoyed and changed his approach. Why? He blurts out "Could we get a black baby? I've always wanted one!" My parents are the whitest parents you know.

How would h**... conquer African countries?

Guerrilla warfare

An African man visits his friend in the US

I just flew in yesterday the African man says And boy are my arms tired!
You know, that's kind of an old joke here in America replied his friend.
Joke? The African man said. I've been holding my hands in the air yelling 'don't shoot' ever since I got to this d**... country .

An international school teacher asks: What's your own honest opinion on food scarcity in other countries?

An African student responds: What's food?
A Western European student: What's scarcity?
An Eastern European student: What's honest?
A Chinese student: What's opinion?
A Russian student: What's your?
An American student: What's other countries?

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