African Animal Jokes

These are 8 african animal jokes and hilarious african animal puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about african animal that are good jokes for kids and friends.


African Animal Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good african animal joke to make people laugh ? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

s**... and the gang on Family Fortunes

The host goes to Daphne and asks her to name an endangered African animal, she ponders for a second and then a voice in the background goes "Rhino!"
The host says "I know you do s**..., but it's not your go..."

Why did the neurologist go to an African animal university?

He wanted to study the hippocampus.

What did the man say after he vomited up a large grey African animal in the house.

I hate to bring up the elephant in the room.
(I never said it was a good joke).

An African and a parrot went to a tavern

they ask for a beer...
and the Barman asks: where did you find this animal?
and the Parrot responds: In Africa.

Why do you never trust African animals?

Because the cheetahs are cheaters, and the lions are lyin'.

A man is on a photo safari in Africa.

He finds an elephant in distress, lying in the bushes. Upon inspection, he finds that the elephant has a large, sharp rock embedded in the bottom of its foot. He carefully pulls the rock free, and the elephant gets up and saunters away.
Almost a decade later he is back in his home town when a circus is visiting and they put on a parade. The man is watching all of the animals go past, when he notices, and makes eye contact with a large African elephant. The elephant immediately turns toward the man, picks him up in its trunk, slams him on the pavement and then stomps the life out of him.
Different elephant.

What do you call a fat person making fun of a lazy, semi-aquatic, African animal?

Hippo-Critical

A man brings 3 scientists into a large room...

...a biologist, an engineer, and a physicist. In corner of the room is an elephant, and nothing else. The man tells the scientists "If you can correctly identify this animal, I will give you $50,000". He lets each of the scientists examine the animal, and then separates them.
The man first asks the biologist, "What is this animal?". The biologist responds "That is an African Elephant, *Loxodonta africana*". The biologist takes his $50,000 and leaves.
The man then asks the engineer, "What is this animal?". The engineer responds "That is an elephant, but lets say two elephants to be sure". The engineer takes his $50,000 and leaves.
The man finally asks the physicist, "What is this animal?". The physicist says "Well, let's first assume its a perfect sphere in a vacuum..."

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