African American Jokes
99 african american jokes and hilarious african american puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about african american that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest African American Short Jokes
Short african american jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The african american humour may include short african kid jokes also.
- Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump? Because orange is the new black.
- An African American woman has 5 son's, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How do you tell them apart? By their last names.
- Why do African Americans always have nightmares? Because the last one to have a dream got shot
- Kudos to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie! They really went out of their way to make their adoptive African children feel like a part of an authentic American family by getting a divorce.
- My African-American friend hooked up with a girl from Thailand... It was a real black-Thai affair.
- I was arrested for punching an elderly African-American lady at home depot. My wife told me to find a Black N' Decker.
- My friend showed me a black computer he wanted to buy... I said "Dont you mean an African American computer?" and he replied "Stop being so PC"
- Donald Trump has a new slogan that he hopes will help his numbers with African American voters. "Orange Is The New Black."
- Due to the negative connotation of the phrase "colored people" the NAACP is thinking about changing their name to reflect more modern terms like "African Americans" But then they said NAAAA.
- Why was I arrested for only 1 year with a $5,000 fine after killing an unarmed African-American man? On charges of "impersonating a police officer".
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African American One Liners
Which african american one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with african american? I can suggest the ones about european american and south african.
- What do you call five African-Americans born together? Triplets.
- What do you call an african american in a 3 piece suit? The defendant.
- For the last time, I'm not racist! I specifically called it African American Friday!
- What's a Black Adder? An African American Accountant.
- Why do some African-Americans have afros? Because it's in their hairitage
- "Betty White" What the African American said when he heard there was a new Pope.
- What do you call an African American who is good on piano? Blackmaninoff
- How to be politically correct on black Friday? Call it African American Friday instead
- Cops be like... I can shoot Pepsi cans, Soup cans, and African Ameri-Cans
- What is an African-American man's least favourite TV show? Robot Wars.
- A Mexican, an African and an American walking in the desert...
- What color are Oreos? African American
- What's an African American's favorite fruit? Liberry
- What do you call a field of African-Americans buried up to their necks? Afroturf
- Two African-American men are in a car. Who's driving? The one with a driver's license.
Heartwarming African American Jokes that Make You Laugh
What funny jokes about african american you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mexican american jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make african american pranks.
They walk in the bar
A bartender is working at an upscale bar downtown when all of the sudden, an Englishman, a Dane, a Frenchman, a German, a Russian, an American, a Canadian, a Mexican, a Peruvian, a Brazilian, a Colombian, a Chinese, a Japanese, a Korean, 29 different Africans from all different African countries, and an Indian all walk in to the bar.
And the bartender says to them, sorry gentlemen, but you can't come here without a Thai.
^thanks ^SnW
Four kids walk into an interview...
Four kids walk into an interview. One is American, one is British, one is African, and one is Chinese. The interviewer asks them all the same question: "In your own opinion, what do you think of the scarcity of food in other countries?" The British kid asks "What is scarcity?" The American kid asks "What are other countries?" The African kid asks "What is food?" And the Chinese kid asks "What is my own opinion?"
An International School Teacher
...starts a lesson with her 4 students, who are an American kid, an African kid, a European kid and a Chinese kid. She asks "what's your opinion on food scarcity in other countries?"
first, the African kid asks "what's food?"
the European kid asks "what's scarcity?"
the American kid asks "what's other countries?"
and finally the Chinese kid asks "what's my own opinion?"
I just finished reading a scholarly book that exploring the African American experience in samurai culture I highly recommend it.
It's called, "Ninja, Please"
An African-American lady called Betty came into my restaurant.
She proceeded to look at the menu for about half an hour before asking "Is there any chicken on the menu?"
Exasperated I replied "No black Betty, it's ham or lamb."
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An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman... (long joke)
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, an Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a v**... Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Canadian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Ghanaian, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, 2 Africans and you...
walk into a fine restaurant.
"I'm sorry," says the maître d', after scrutinizing the group, "but you can't come in here without a Thai."
The Kindergartener's Question
Johnny walked up to his kindergarten teacher with an inquisitive look in his eyes. "Do you know where the black—" Johnny asked, to the teacher's retort. "Johnny! Say African-American!"
"Do you know where the African-American construction paper is?"
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The teacher in science class asks Little Johnny...
"Why do African American people have yellow eyes?"
Johnny , a little confused , waits for a moment , before replying back, "OH , i know! it's from all the pepper spray!"
The U.N. initiates a poll...
The United Nations initiated a poll with the request, "Please tell us your honest opinion about the lack of food in the rest of the world."
The poll was a total failure.
The Russians did not understand "Please". The Italians did not know the word "honest". The Chinese did not know what an "opinion" was. The Europeans did not know "lack", while the Africans did not know "food". Finally, the Americans didn't know anything about the "rest of the world".
My father once told me, "Son, you're not an African't American, You're an African American't."
Just kidding. I'm black. I don't have a father.
Need help getting these blackheads off my face
How do I politely ask these nice African American gentleman to take turns ?
A New York Times reporter is interviewing some people
The first question asked is "What is your honest opinion about the shortage of meat in the world?"
The interview was a huge failure...
The African asks "What does meat mean?".
The American asks "What does shortage mean?".
The Chinese person asks "What does opinion mean?".
The Russian asks "What does honest mean?"
The North Korean just waits. The reporter asks again, and is told "The Interview is no good!"
What do African-Americans and Jews have in common?
An increased risk for pancreatic adenocarcinoma.
African American Dictionary
Checked out the African American Fiction section in the book store today. Couldn't find the 13, 14, or 15 amendments
A young man was recently arrested for punching an African American women inside a local hardware store...
When the police asked why, he replied: My father asked me to go find him a Black and Decker.
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How do you know Mexicans and African Americans are similar??
Once you know Juan you know Jamal
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Why are so many African Americans moving to Detroit?
Because they hear there are no jobs there.
A man walks into a gun shop.
He looks over the guns until the cashier asks what he wants. The man couldn't decide so the cashier asked, "what are you shooting?" The man said "cans". The cashier asked, "what kind of cans?" The man took a pause, than finally said "oh you know, Americans, Mexicans, Africans."
Apparently it's no longer politically correct to direct a joke at any racial or ethic minority, so...
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, two Kiwis, a German, an American, a South African, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, a Dane, a Romani, a Bulgarian, a Swiss, a Greek, a Bulgarian, a Singaporean, a Norwegian, a Libyan, a Hindu, a Muslim, a Monk, an Italian, a Serb, a Russian and an Ethiopian went to a bar.
The bouncer said, "I'm sorry, you can't come in here without a Thai"
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Massive US Blizzard advancing North
African American community complains about exclusion of black snowflakes.
Donald Trump has received 50% of the African American Republican vote so far....
and the other one has voted for Ben Carson.
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I just saw an African American woman with C4 hair . . .
Seriously, it was dynamite.
Studies show that 3/5 of all African Americans
are productive members of society, who actively engage in their community.
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A group of kids start singing "Baa Baa Black Sheep"
Then a social justice warrior barges in and says "it should be "Baa Baa African American Sheep"
I took my African American spouse to the urologist...
He told me how to fix my black wive's bladder.
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This might be a bit rascist: What do you call an African American Houdini?
Black Magic
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The m**... Legalization PAC recently released a report detailing the African American demographic in the Tea Party
It was an example of the p**... calling the kettle black.
Why could nobody win a dance off at the annual African American ball?
Because it was a black tie event
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Why did Tiger Woods parents name him Tiger?
Because he's half Thai, half African American.
(Get it? It's funny cuz racisim.)
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What do you mean you can't sell African Americans anymore?
Haven't you seen the black market?
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Why do african kids get off school earlier than american kids?
they dont need a lunch break
There was an Arabian, African, European, and an American sitting together at a table...
A guy comes up to them and asks: What is your opinion on lack of food for the poor in the rest of the world?
The Arabian says: What is an opinion?
The African says: What is food?
The European says: What is poor?
The American says: What is the rest of the world?
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My boyfriend complained that he saw me with an african american.
I said I must've had a b**....
The NAACP was thinking of changing their name to the National Association for the Advancement of African Americans
Then they decided naaaa
On retaliation of removing Confederate monuments, some authorities around the country are beginning to remove African American monuments
Just this morning, Atlanta removed the Georgia Dome!
A South African-born student was suspended for applying for an African-American student prize.
He didn't fill out his application form correctly.
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Cops are now beating up African-Americans who stay awake too long…
They say that they won't tolerate b**... who are resisting a rest…
How do you keep African American children from jumping on your bed?
You put Velcro on the ceiling.
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What do you call a four-legged, three-eyed, mute, deaf, transgender, African-American, handicapped, e**..., cancer-riddled, rich, thrice-divorced, tired, fashionable, pansexual, elderly factory worker?
I don't know.
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What do you call the single African American in a group of p**... smokers?
The toking black guy.
Today, the United States began to silence an influential African American icon
Never again will we hear the words of More gain, Free man
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What do you call an African American with asthma?
The Black Panter
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I got arrested after I asked the blacksmith for an assortment of m**... tools.
They say I'm racist and should say African-American smith instead.
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I lost my job at the laundry mat the other day
Apparently our policy of seperating the w**... from the colors dosent mean telling the african americans and the pakistanis to get out
My Dad's step brother Tom is African American
I'm not sure what to call him without offending him
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What's the difference between an American lift and an African lift?
The American is 2000 pounds or 10 ppl and the African is 10 pounds or 2000 ppl
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An Irishman and an African American woman had a child who turned out to be a vegetable
His name was Barak O'Leigh.
What does an African-American Soldier tells her wife when he suddenly gets called to serve his country?
Call Of Duty : Black OUT!
Where do African Americans with no Health Insurance get their new organs?
the black market
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Why couldn't the African-American get his PhD?
Because he couldn't get past his masters...
What does an African-American say after losing a race with the police?
They beat me to it.
What's something African Americans and Japanese can do by trees that no others can?
Hang around.
an african politician visits an american politician.
Af: That's a big house you've got there, how did you afford it?
Am: See that bridge over there? I kept 10% of the money that went into building it, same goes for most of the roads and bridges that were rebuilt here.
Ten years later, the American goes to visit his old friend.
Am: That's an enormous mansion you've got there, how did you afford it?
Af: See that bridge over there?
Am: No.
Af: That's how.
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I read in the news that Americans are sending old clothes to poor African countries ,thats useless
Cause no one in Africa has a 52 waist!
I hate how we have to be politically correct at the office. My boss said we shouldn't use the term "black" because it's not very professional.
So during coffee break, I asked him: *"How African-American do you like your coffee?"*
"Gone with the Wind" was responsible for the first African American women recieving an Oscar
Because it's very hard it is to act like slavery was kinda cool.
A Canadian, a Swiss, a German, a Mexican, a American, a Korean, a Austrian, a Brazilian, a Estonian, a Filipino, a British, a Egyptian, a Icelander, a Jamaican, a South African, a Puerto Rican, a Chinese, a Latvian, a Moroccan, a Taiwanese, a Spaniard, and a romanian walk into a fancy restaurant.
The waiter stops them and says Sorry, you can't come in here without a Thai.
An international school teacher asks: What's your own honest opinion on food scarcity in other countries?
An African student responds: What's food?
A Western European student: What's scarcity?
An Eastern European student: What's honest?
A Chinese student: What's opinion?
A Russian student: What's your?
An American student: What's other countries?
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An Englishman, an African and an American decide they want to jump off of a building.
They climb up one. The Englishman looks down and says: "It's too high, I won't jump.", the African says: "Vool, vool, not jump.". The American jumps without thinking, nearly kills himself and yells: "My a**... wool, concrete!"
(I tried to translate this from Czech as best as I could)
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My friend tries hard to be politically correct
Talk about the p**... calling the kettle African American
Just after WWII begins the commander of one of African garrisons recieves a telegram:
''The war is declared, immidiately find and arrest all enemies in your area.''
After some time he sends a performance report:
''The order was executed. 4 Germans, 2 French, 1 Belgian, 3 Americans were arrested. Please, immidiately report who are we at war with.''
