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But then I thought about malaria in Africa and it all made sense.
Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.
...turns out they have enough aids.
In Toronto I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read:
"I miss South Africa."
So I broke the window, took the radio and left a note that read:
"I hope this helps."
The bar tender goes "Awesome, Where'd you get that?"
The parrot replies "Africa, there's thousands of them there."
They're not falling for that one again.
The bartender looks at him and says, "Wow, that's pretty cool! Where'd you get it?"
The parrot replies, "In Africa, they're everywhere!"
The bartender asks him, "Where did you get that thing?"
Parrot says, "Africa."
Because it can't be taken on empty stomach
with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender, all surprised and shocked, said;
- That's cool! Where did you get that?
- In Africa, replied the parrot.
Too many cheetahs.
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At various times in her life, a woman is like the continents of the world. From 13 to 18, she's like Africa- virgin territory. From 18 to 30, she's like Asia- hot and exotic. From 30 to 45, she's like America- fully explored and free with her resources. From 45 to 55, she's like Europe- exhausted, but not without places of interest. From 55 onwards, she's like Australia- everybody knows it's down there, but nobody cares.
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"Cool, where'd you get that?" says the bartender. "Africa", replies the parrot. "They're all over the place."
The bartender says, "Wow! That is really cool! Where did you get it?"
"Africa", says the parrot.
It's gotta be depressing, getting a Tamagotchi that will outlive you.
The doctor says "what a magnificent creature, where did you get that?"
The parrot replies "Africa there's millions of them"
Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.
By their last names.
The bartender says "Wow, that's something real special you've got there! Where'd you get it?"
"Africa!", says the parrot.
Because Africa isn't a country.
HIV.
It was having a mid-life crisis.
The bartender says, "wow! That is beautiful! Where did you get it?" The parrot responded, saying, "there are millions of them running around in Africa."
A black man walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder.
"That is really special," said the bartender. "Where did you get it?"
"Africa," replied the parrot.
Two immigrants from Africa arrive in the United States and are discussing the difference between their country and the U.S. One of them mentions he's heard that people in the U.S. eat dogs, and if they're going to fit in, they better eat dogs as well. So they head to the nearest hot dog stand and order two 'dogs.' The first guy unwraps his, looks at it, and nervously looks at his friend.
"Which part did you get?"
They are the slowest workers I've ever seen.
Obesity
In which USA, North Korea, Europe and Africa were taking part.
The judge said,"I would like to hear your opinions about shortage of food in the rest of the world, if you have any questions, please feel free to ask us".
African president asked, "What is food?".
Europe asked, "What is Short?".
USA asked, "What is the rest of the world?".
North Korea asked, "What is Opinion?".
And when I leave the oven on, I feel bad for the jews.
He was having a mid life crisis
The Butcher replied "No, Black Betty, ham or lamb."ο»Ώ
Dad replied, "That is true in every country, son."
Everyone knows Africans don't get seconds, they're lucky if they get a single serving.
Unfortunately the continent was Africa so all I got was an empty plate
Princess Diana couldn't stop either.
Because you shouldn't take medicine on an empty stomach.
"Rhino!"
"We know you know the answer, Scooby, but it's not your turn."
Because the last one to have a dream got shot
The bar tender suprised says "Huh, where'd you get him?"
"Africa" said the parrot
Because it's a continent, dumbass.
I thought to myself, Have they got no pride?
Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa
Attention class I have two words: Cheetah, and dandelion. Can anybody use these together in a sentence?
One student raises their hand,
The cheetah is faster dandelion.
Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa.
when a local woman approached him looking rather upset. She asked him how he could throw bread in the water for ducks when there were starving children in Africa? Wasn't it obvious that they could use that bread more than the ducks?
The man stood there for a short moment and responded to the woman saying, "I'm sorry ma'am, but I can't throw that far."
South AF
Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa
I told my mom I wasn't hungry.
She said:
the children in Africa would be happy with sprouts!
I replied:
and the moms in Africa would be happy with a child that's not hungry!
The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant. In South America they didn't know what "please" meant. And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
They blessed the rains down in Africa.
Vampires are killed with holy water and they bless the rains down in Africa.
To which I responded Safaris pretty good.
They bless the rains down in Africa .
Credits to u/Josh1804
Then I remembered that vampires are killed by holy water.
They bless the rains down in Africa.
I just flew in yesterday the African man says And boy are my arms tired!
You know, that's kind of an old joke here in America replied his friend.
Joke? The African man said. I've been holding my hands in the air yelling 'don't shoot' ever since I got to this damn country .
There was a little boy who was standing by the bank, enjoying himself. The couple approached him and asked if it was safe to go into the water, if there were any sharks in the lake. The boy said no and went back to playing.
The couple jumped into the lake but after awhile felt uncomfortable so got out and asked the boy again if he was sure there were no sharks.
The boy, looking at the couple, a little irritated now, said: Believe me, Sharks don't come where there are Crocodiles.
2 hunters talk about what has happened to them and the first one says... "Once, when I was in Africa and I was hunting I feel something is behind me... so I turn around and see a huge lion right behind me ...so I start running in order to escape but it was getting closer and closer but when it just about to get me β¦ the lion just slipped and fell on the ground so I escaped." the second hunter then ask him in awe "and how the hell you didn't shit yourself mate? so he replies "what you think the lion slipped on ?"
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