Comical Africa Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
In Pokemon, I never understood why bug types were supereffective against dark types.
But then I thought about malaria in Africa and it all made sense.
I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.
Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.
I thought I would go and help out in Africa
...turns out they have enough aids.
Missing South Africa
In Toronto I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read:
"I miss South Africa."
So I broke the window, took the radio and left a note that read:
"I hope this helps."
A black dude walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
The bar tender goes "Awesome, Where'd you get that?"
The parrot replies "Africa, there's thousands of them there."
Why don't Africans go on cruises?
They're not falling for that one again.
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder..
The bartender looks at him and says, "Wow, that's pretty cool! Where'd you get it?"
The parrot replies, "In Africa, they're everywhere!"
Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa?
Because it can't be taken on empty stomach
Why are there no casinos in Africa?
Too many cheetahs.
Women are alot like continents.
At various times in her life, a woman is like the continents of the world. From 13 to 18, she's like Africa- virgin territory. From 18 to 30, she's like Asia- hot and exotic. From 30 to 45, she's like America- fully explored and free with her resources. From 45 to 55, she's like Europe- exhausted, but not without places of interest. From 55 onwards, she's like Australia- everybody knows it's down there, but nobody cares.
What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa?
Outtagascar
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A black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
"Cool, where'd you get that?" says the bartender. "Africa", replies the parrot. "They're all over the place."
Dark humor never gets old.
Just like children in Africa.
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot...
The bartender says, "Wow! That is really cool! Where did you get it?"
"Africa", says the parrot.
Stop sending toys to children in Africa
It's gotta be depressing, getting a Tamagotchi that will outlive you.
A black man walks into the doctors with a fancy parrot in his shoulder
The doctor says "what a magnificent creature, where did you get that?"
The parrot replies "Africa there's millions of them"
Why is Pokemon quite realistic?
Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.
An African American woman has 5 son's, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How do you tell them apart?
By their last names.
So a Black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder...
The bartender says "Wow, that's something real special you've got there! Where'd you get it?"
"Africa!", says the parrot.
Why hasn't Africa ever won Olympic gold in basketball?
Because Africa isn't a country.
What's the most positive thing about Africa?
HIV.
Why was the baby in Africa crying?
It was having a mid-life crisis.
A black guy with a parrot walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "wow! That is beautiful! Where did you get it?" The parrot responded, saying, "there are millions of them running around in Africa."
A black man walks into a bar...
A black man walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder.
"That is really special," said the bartender. "Where did you get it?"
"Africa," replied the parrot.
United States
Two immigrants from Africa arrive in the United States and are discussing the difference between their country and the U.S. One of them mentions he's heard that people in the U.S. eat dogs, and if they're going to fit in, they better eat dogs as well. So they head to the nearest hot dog stand and order two 'dogs.' The first guy unwraps his, looks at it, and nervously looks at his friend.
"Which part did you get?"
I've worked with starving children in Africa, and let me tell you...
They are the slowest workers I've ever seen.
Which disease is least prevalent in Africa?
Obesity
I always feel bad for the kids in africa when I waste water..
And when I leave the oven on, I feel bad for the jews.
Why did the African 3 year old cry?
He was having a mid life crisis
So an African woman named Betty walked into a butcher and asked if they had beef.
The Butcher replied "No, Black Betty, ham or lamb."ο»Ώ
A young son asked, "Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad replied, "That is true in every country, son."
The term "Every 60 seconds in Africa..." is really stupid
Everyone knows Africans don't get seconds, they're lucky if they get a single serving.
I went to a hotel that had continental breakfast
Unfortunately the continent was Africa so all I got was an empty plate
Why is it that there's no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you shouldn't take medicine on an empty stomach.
"Okay Fred, Shaggy and Daphne, can you name an animal that lives in Africa and has a large horn on its face?"
"Rhino!"
"We know you know the answer, Scooby, but it's not your turn."
A black man with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar...
The bar tender suprised says "Huh, where'd you get him?"
"Africa" said the parrot
Why does Africa never win the Olympics?
Because it's a continent, dumbass.
I was on a safari in Africa when I saw two male lions having sex with each other in the open.
I thought to myself, Have they got no pride?
Since Vampires are supposedly hurt by holy water, I always wondered why priests don't just say a prayer over every storm cloud, kill the vampires from above. Then I realized why so many Vampires are from Europe...
Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa
A professor in South Africa is teaching her students how to form Emglish sentences.
Attention class I have two words: Cheetah, and dandelion. Can anybody use these together in a sentence?
One student raises their hand,
The cheetah is faster dandelion.
If vampires are hurt by holy water, why don't priests just bless a storm cloud to kill vampires everywhere? But then I remembered why so many vampires are from Europe...
Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa.
A tourist in London was throwing bread to some ducks in a pond...
when a local woman approached him looking rather upset. She asked him how he could throw bread in the water for ducks when there were starving children in Africa? Wasn't it obvious that they could use that bread more than the ducks?
The man stood there for a short moment and responded to the woman saying, "I'm sorry ma'am, but I can't throw that far."
How south is South Africa?
South AF
Since vampires are hurt by holy water, I always wondered why Priests don't bless storm clouds and kill them from above. Then I realized why most vampires live in Europe
Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa
When I was a child, I didn't like eating sprouts.
I told my mom I wasn't hungry.
She said:
the children in Africa would be happy with sprouts!
I replied:
and the moms in Africa would be happy with a child that's not hungry!
A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant. In South America they didn't know what "please" meant. And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
I was wondering why there were so many stories about vampires in Europe, but not in Africa, and than I realized Vampires are killed by Holy water...
They blessed the rains down in Africa.
I was wondering why there are so many stories about vampires in Europe but not in Γfrica. Then i realised vampires are killed by holy water.
They bless the rains down in Africa .
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I was confused why there are so many stories about vampires in Europe, but not in Africa.
Then I remembered that vampires are killed by holy water.
They bless the rains down in Africa.
An African man visits his friend in the US
I just flew in yesterday the African man says And boy are my arms tired!
You know, that's kind of an old joke here in America replied his friend.
Joke? The African man said. I've been holding my hands in the air yelling 'don't shoot' ever since I got to this damn country .
I recently flew to Africa to do some charity work.
It was an eye-opening, shocking experience.
The poverty, the starvation, the fighting.... the *smell*, the noise....
I am never flying economy again.
Tesla founder Elon Musk is originally from South Africa, which is strange
You'd think he was from mad-at-gas-car.
What is the most difficult animal to hunt in Africa?
The Polar bear.
Wife: what are you getting me for our 10 year anniversary?
Husband: Im taking you to Africa
Wife: wow that's amazing I always wanted to go there. Then what you would get me for our 20th?
Husband: I will pick you up
Do you know why there's no gambling in Africa?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
my wife left me because i'm obssesed with africa
kenya believe it?
and we have two kids together, this divorce is ghana be so hard on them
Vampires live in europe
Because someone blessed the rains down in Africa
My African friend knows a lot about reds and whites
He's a wine Somalian
A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was:
'Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world? The survey was a failure.
In Africa they didn't know what 'food' meant;
in India they didn't know what 'honest' meant;
in Europe they didn't know what 'shortage' meant;
in China they didn't know what 'opinion' meant;
in the Middle East they didn't know what 'solution' meant;
in South America they didn't know what 'please' meant;
in the USA they didn't know what 'the rest of the world' meant.
I always wondered why you hear stories of vampires in Europe but never Africa.
Then I remembered vampires are killed by holy water, and they bless the rain down in Africa
I was surprised to find out that Elon Musk was born in South Africa
I thought he was born in Mad-at-gas-car.
I was pretty surprised to learn Elon Musk was born in South Africa
I thought he was born in Mad-at-gas-car
