Africa Asia Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Africa Asia jokes. Read africa asia jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these africa asia puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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Women are alot like continents.

At various times in her life, a woman is like the continents of the world. From 13 to 18, she's like Africa- v**... territory. From 18 to 30, she's like Asia- hot and exotic. From 30 to 45, she's like America- fully explored and free with her resources. From 45 to 55, she's like Europe- exhausted, but not without places of interest. From 55 onwards, she's like Australia- everybody knows it's down there, but nobody cares.

What's the one problem that everyone from Asia, Africa, North America, South America, Antarctica, Europe, and Australia have in common?

Living within continents.

Father and son talking:

- Daddy, is it true that in some parts of Africa and Asia a man does not know the wife until marrying her?
- Here too, my son. Here too ...

What did Asia say when Africa was next in line?

Europe.

What did one c**... say to the other?

"Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

Did you know that m**... decreases your prnis size?

Look at all the people in Asia with high speed Internet then look at all the people in Africa with no Internet.

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We suggest you to use only working africa asia piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and make them laugh.

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