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Women are alot like continents.

At various times in her life, a woman is like the continents of the world. From 13 to 18, she's like Africa- v**... territory. From 18 to 30, she's like Asia- hot and exotic. From 30 to 45, she's like America- fully explored and free with her resources. From 45 to 55, she's like Europe- exhausted, but not without places of interest. From 55 onwards, she's like Australia- everybody knows it's down there, but nobody cares.

What's the one problem that everyone from Asia, Africa, North America, South America, Antarctica, Europe, and Australia have in common?

Living within continents.

Father and son talking:

- Daddy, is it true that in some parts of Africa and Asia a man does not know the wife until marrying her?
- Here too, my son. Here too ...

What did Asia say when Africa was next in line?


What did one c**... say to the other?

"Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

Did you know that m**... decreases your prnis size?

Look at all the people in Asia with high speed Internet then look at all the people in Africa with no Internet.

Africa and Asia are playing baseball

Asia strikes out
Africa, Europe

A Greek and an Italian...

are arguing the virtues of their respective cultures in antiquity.
The Greek says, "Us Greeks had great armies and built a great empire that expanded throughout the Mediterranean and Asia Minor."
The Italian says, "And the Romans had greater armies and a much bigger empire, encompassing most of Europe and parts of Asia and Africa."
The Greek says, "But the Greeks made great advances in art and philosophy!"
And the Italian says, "Yes, and the Romans made even greater advances in architecture and science!"
The Greek is getting frustrated now, and blurts out, "Well, we discovered the pleasures of love and s**...!"
The Italian responds, "Yeah, but we introduced the concept to women."

Little Johnny was always late for school.

When asked why he said he had to eat his popsicle.
Without thinking the teacher told him to eat half his popsicle and save the other half in his pocket.
Next day Johnny was on time.
The teacher had history class.
"What are the people in Asia called", she asked a student.
"Asians", said the student.
"What are the people in Africa called".
"Africans" said the student.
Then she asked Johnny, "What are the people in Europe called", but Johnny didn't know so the girl behind him whispered, "Euro pean."
To that Johnny said, "No I'm not, that's just my popsicle."

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