The Best 6 Africa Asia Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Africa Asia jokes. There are some africa asia jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these africa asia puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Africa Asia Jokes and Puns

Women are alot like continents.

At various times in her life, a woman is like the continents of the world. From 13 to 18, she's like Africa- virgin territory. From 18 to 30, she's like Asia- hot and exotic. From 30 to 45, she's like America- fully explored and free with her resources. From 45 to 55, she's like Europe- exhausted, but not without places of interest. From 55 onwards, she's like Australia- everybody knows it's down there, but nobody cares.

What's the one problem that everyone from Asia, Africa, North America, South America, Antarctica, Europe, and Australia have in common?

Living within continents.

Father and son talking:

- Daddy, is it true that in some parts of Africa and Asia a man does not know the wife until marrying her?
- Here too, my son. Here too ...

What did Asia say when Africa was next in line?

Europe.

What did one cracker say to the other?

"Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."


Did you know that masturbating decreases your prnis size?

Look at all the people in Asia with high speed Internet then look at all the people in Africa with no Internet.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the africa asia jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working africa asia piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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