Cheeky Africa Asia Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
Women are alot like continents.
At various times in her life, a woman is like the continents of the world. From 13 to 18, she's like Africa- v**... territory. From 18 to 30, she's like Asia- hot and exotic. From 30 to 45, she's like America- fully explored and free with her resources. From 45 to 55, she's like Europe- exhausted, but not without places of interest. From 55 onwards, she's like Australia- everybody knows it's down there, but nobody cares.
What's the one problem that everyone from Asia, Africa, North America, South America, Antarctica, Europe, and Australia have in common?
Living within continents.
Father and son talking:
- Daddy, is it true that in some parts of Africa and Asia a man does not know the wife until marrying her?
- Here too, my son. Here too ...
What did Asia say when Africa was next in line?
Europe.
What did one c**... say to the other?
"Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."
Did you know that m**... decreases your prnis size?
Look at all the people in Asia with high speed Internet then look at all the people in Africa with no Internet.