Afreud Jokes

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As a child, I wanted to be a psychologist.

But my parents told me, "We're a-Freud you're too Jung for that."

A psychoanalyst says he thinks he is going crazy

Another psychoanalyst thinks to himself "Im aFreud he is going to commit s**.... He is too Jung to die"

A patient walks into his therapist's office...

The patient says to the therapist, "Hey doc, I've been having these weird feelings about my mother recently."
The therapist replies, "Well, how does that make you feel?"
"To be honest," says the patient, "a little afreud!"

Daddy issues are kind of hot...

But mommy issues are something to be a-Freud of.

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