Afraid Of Spiders Jokes

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In Iran, everyone is so very afraid of spiders.

But in iraq no phobia.

For some reason I'm only afraid of Middle Eastern spiders...

It's O.K. though. My doctor says it's normal to be Iraqnaphobic.

There is one manor difference between Iraq and Iran

In Iran, everyone's afraid of spiders.
Iraq: no phobia.
Got this one from my dad, so I don't know if it's legible lol. I just thought I'd put it here.

Definition of a spider, to someone who is afraid of spiders.

Spiders are just furry eight-leggedy things, think of them as two kittens taped together and you'll be fine.

In Iran, people are afraid of spiders...

But in Iraq, no phobia

Fat people are like spiders:

I'm not afraid of them, they just g**... me out.

I used to be afraid of spiders, but now I'm afraid of clowns.

I identify as transphobic.

What is it called when you're afraid of middle eastern spider species?


Anyone who says spiders are more afraid of you than you are of them...

has never woken up with one on their face.

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