The Best 15 Afoot Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Afoot jokes. There are some afoot prosthesis jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these afoot suede puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 Funniest Afoot Jokes and Puns
When is a game not a game?
When it's afoot.
Why do podiatrists make great detectives?
Because they can always sense when trouble is afoot.
Ordered a Sherlock Holmes game online...
Received a podiatric prosthesis instead...
Must unravel this strange mystery.
The game is afoot.
A Legend is afoot
Sorry, let me say that again: A Leg-end is a foot
I've often found that shoe salesmen make quite good detectives...
They always know when something is afoot.
A serial killer leaves his mark on his victims by cutting off their left hand and right leg.
Authorities say something sinister is afoot.
A farmer in Utah allegedly stomped on a group of chickens during their evening game of kickball
The police suspect foul play was afoot
A friend of mine sent me a ruler exactly 30.48 centimeters long
That's when I realized, something was afoot
Somethings afoot
My wife asked if she could count the digits on my feet..
Toe-tally , I replied
If Quentin Tarantino made a detective mystery movie, what would it be called?
Something is Afoot
Be careful of shoe thieves
I hear they're afoot.
You can explore afoot laced reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean afoot victim dad jokes. There are also afoot puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
I showed up at work with only one shoe on
That is when I noticed something was afoot
I don't trust my friend's southern fried chicken recipe, and that last mouthful was suspiciously crunchy.
Something's afoot.
I dont trust my toes.
They always have something afoot.
Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?
Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the afoot foot jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working afoot underway piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.