Afoot Jokes

Following is our collection of laced humor and prosthesis one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Afoot puns for adults, dirty victim jokes or clean suede gags for kids.

There is an abundance of foot jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 10 funniest jokes on afoot. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any underway witze you can hear about afoot.

The Best jokes about Afoot

When is a game not a game?

When it's afoot.

Ordered a Sherlock Holmes game online...

Received a podiatric prosthesis instead...

Must unravel this strange mystery.

The game is afoot.

A serial killer leaves his mark on his victims by cutting off their left hand and right leg.

Authorities say something sinister is afoot.

A friend of mine sent me a ruler exactly 30.48 centimeters long

That's when I realized, something was afoot

Somethings afoot

My wife asked if she could count the digits on my feet..

Toe-tally , I replied


A farmer in Utah allegedly stomped on a group of chickens during their evening game of kickball

The police suspect foul play was afoot

Be careful of shoe thieves

I hear they're afoot.

If Quentin Tarantino made a detective mystery movie, what would it be called?

Something is Afoot

I don't trust my friend's southern fried chicken recipe, and that last mouthful was suspiciously crunchy.

Something's afoot.

I showed up at work with only one shoe on

That is when I noticed something was afoot

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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