Afloat Jokes

Following is our collection of raft humor and kayak one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Afloat puns for adults, dirty buoyancy jokes or clean nama gags for kids.

There is an abundance of saltwater jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 7 funniest jokes on afloat. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any sank witze you can hear about afloat.

The Best jokes about Afloat

Why was Noah a great economist?

He kept his stock afloat while everything else was in liquidation.

A joke I've known since primary school.


A huge flood occured one day, and an entire town is swallowed up by the water.


A man driving a boat comes by a man that's trying to stay afloat.


**"Quick, get on my boat!",** he said.


The semi-drowning man replies that God will send him help and save him. And so the man left.


Another man comes by a boat and yell's at the man, "**Hey!** ^~~Listen!~~ **Get on my boat!"**


Once again, the man replies that God will send him help and save him.



And so the man left, and with that, the man drowns.



Upon death, the man wakes up in Heaven to see God.


He asks, **"God, why didn't you send me help?"**


God replies, **"What do you mean? I sent you two boats!"**

Who are the greatest financiers in the bible?

Noah, all his stock was afloat when the rest of the world was in liquidation, and Pharaohs' daughter, who went to the bank and found a little prophet.

My brother keeps drowning despite my numerous attempts to teach him to stay afloat.

What a dense child.

Doing what is right

While I was strolling around the harbor this morning about 11 am. I noticed a terrorist who slipped from the bridge and fell into the water.

He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he was carrying. If he didn't get help he would surely drown.

Being a responsible citizen and abiding by the law of the land that require you to help those in distress, I notified the Police, Coastguard, Immigration office and even the Fire Department.

It is now 4 PM, the terrorist has drowned and none of the authorities have responded.

I'm starting to think I wasted 4 stamps!

Edit-small typo.


A boy and girl ant decide to go swimming

The girl ant soon drowns while the boy stays afloat.

Why? Because he was (a) boy ant.

This flood is devastating. Everything in my kitchen ended up sinking with the exception of a carton of ice cream and some root beer.

They stayed afloat.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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