The Best 7 Afloat Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Afloat jokes. There are some afloat kayak jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these afloat nama puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Afloat Jokes and Puns

Hooters is trying to stay afloat during this pandemic so they are starting door to door service thus a name change is in order.

They will now be known as Knockers

Why was Noah a great economist?

He kept his stock afloat while everything else was in liquidation.

Who are the greatest financiers in the bible?

Noah, all his stock was afloat when the rest of the world was in liquidation, and Pharaohs' daughter, who went to the bank and found a little prophet.

My brother keeps drowning despite my numerous attempts to teach him to stay afloat.

What a dense child.

A boy and girl ant decide to go swimming

The girl ant soon drowns while the boy stays afloat.

Why? Because he was (a) boy ant.


This flood is devastating. Everything in my kitchen ended up sinking with the exception of a carton of ice cream and some root beer.

They stayed afloat.

I tried to get team shirts for a sailing camp I'm going on

But I just couldn't get the idea to stay afloat

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the afloat saltwater jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working afloat sank piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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