Quirky and Hilarious Afloat Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
h**... is trying to stay afloat during this pandemic so they are starting door to door service thus a name change is in order.
They will now be known as k**...
Why was Noah a great economist?
He kept his stock afloat while everything else was in liquidation.
Who are the greatest financiers in the bible?
Noah, all his stock was afloat when the rest of the world was in liquidation, and Pharaohs' daughter, who went to the bank and found a little prophet.
My brother keeps drowning despite my numerous attempts to teach him to stay afloat.
What a dense child.
The whole of Ireland is at risk from rising sea levels.
Apart from Cork, which will stay afloat.
A boy and girl ant decide to go swimming
The girl ant soon drowns while the boy stays afloat.
Why? Because he was (a) boy ant.
This flood is devastating. Everything in my kitchen ended up sinking with the exception of a carton of ice cream and some root beer.
They stayed afloat.
I tried to get team shirts for a sailing camp I'm going on
But I just couldn't get the idea to stay afloat
