Afloat Jokes
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h**... is trying to stay afloat during this pandemic so they are starting door to door service thus a name change is in order.
They will now be known as k**...
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My brother keeps drowning despite my numerous attempts to teach him to stay afloat.
What a dense child.
The whole of Ireland is at risk from rising sea levels.
Apart from Cork, which will stay afloat.
A boy and girl ant decide to go swimming
The girl ant soon drowns while the boy stays afloat.
Why? Because he was (a) boy ant.
This flood is devastating. Everything in my kitchen ended up sinking with the exception of a carton of ice cream and some root beer.
They stayed afloat.
I tried to get team shirts for a sailing camp I'm going on
But I just couldn't get the idea to stay afloat
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Doing what is right
While I was strolling around the harbor this morning about 11 am. I noticed a t**... who slipped from the bridge and fell into the water.
He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he was carrying. If he didn't get help he would surely drown.
Being a responsible citizen and abiding by the law of the land that require you to help those in distress, I notified the Police, Coastguard, Immigration office and even the Fire Department.
It is now 4 PM, the t**... has drowned and none of the authorities have responded.
I'm starting to think I wasted 4 stamps!
Edit-small typo.
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