Cheeky Afghanistan Iraq Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
Obama walks into a bar.....
Some time passes after the 2016 US Presidential election, and Barack Obama passes away from old age. He gets bored after a while in heaven, and asks God if he can return to Earth for a while to see how the good ole' US of A is turning out. God agrees.
Obama returns to Brooklyn, and walks into a bar, ordering a beer. He asks the barkeep "How's the country? How are foreign affairs? Any problems currently being faced?"
"Oh, nothing at all, sir. We're an empire now. We're successful."
"But what about Iraq and Afghanistan? Those were t**... hotspots not too long ago?"
"We control it now. We're an empire. Everything is good."
"But what about Europe, Asia, and their financial crises?"
"That too has been taken care of. We are now finally an empire."
Pleased at the outlook of the country he once led, Obama asks the bartender for the bill:
"65 rubles, sir", replies the bartender.
I was going for a walk in the desert in Afghanistan.
Off in the distance I saw what I thought was a mirage but as I got closer I could see it's wasn't a mirage, Israel.
It was two men arguing, so I tried to calm the situation down but they turned against me. The one man threw Iraq, so Iran all the way home.
Agitated by the encounter I told my wife I wanted to get revenge for the assualt, but she calmed me down and assured me it Kuwait.
Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?
Because there are already too many targets.
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I did two tours in Afghanistan and one in Iraq
Thank you for the applause! Not enough people appreciate s**... tourists.
How did I travel from Iraq to Afghanistan??
Iran
How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?
Iran (He ran).
Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.
I'm in the military. My friend bank home was impressed with how I traveled from Iraq to Afghanistan.
I told him Iran.
