The Best 7 Afghanistan Iraq Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Afghanistan Iraq jokes. There are some afghanistan iraq jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these afghanistan iraq puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Afghanistan Iraq Jokes and Puns

Obama walks into a bar.....

Some time passes after the 2016 US Presidential election, and Barack Obama passes away from old age. He gets bored after a while in heaven, and asks God if he can return to Earth for a while to see how the good ole' US of A is turning out. God agrees.

Obama returns to Brooklyn, and walks into a bar, ordering a beer. He asks the barkeep "How's the country? How are foreign affairs? Any problems currently being faced?"

"Oh, nothing at all, sir. We're an empire now. We're successful."

"But what about Iraq and Afghanistan? Those were terrorist hotspots not too long ago?"

"We control it now. We're an empire. Everything is good."

"But what about Europe, Asia, and their financial crises?"

"That too has been taken care of. We are now finally an empire."

Pleased at the outlook of the country he once led, Obama asks the bartender for the bill:

"65 rubles, sir", replies the bartender.

I was going for a walk in the desert in Afghanistan.

Off in the distance I saw what I thought was a mirage but as I got closer I could see it's wasn't a mirage, Israel.

It was two men arguing, so I tried to calm the situation down but they turned against me. The one man threw Iraq, so Iran all the way home.

Agitated by the encounter I told my wife I wanted to get revenge for the assualt, but she calmed me down and assured me it Kuwait.

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets.

(cr

I did two tours in Afghanistan and one in Iraq

Thank you for the applause! Not enough people appreciate sex tourists.

How did I travel from Iraq to Afghanistan??

Iran


How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran).

Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

I'm in the military. My friend bank home was impressed with how I traveled from Iraq to Afghanistan.

I told him Iran.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the afghanistan iraq jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working afghanistan iraq piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes