Afghani Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Afghani jokes. Read afghani outpost jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these afghani ami puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Comical & Quirky Afghani Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

How did I get out of Afghanistan?


Why aren't there any Wal-Mart's in Afghanistan?

Because they are all Target's!

In Afghanistan, they've made it illegal to count the votes cast in any election.

It's the Tally Ban.

What did the Afghanistan government say after the American military left?


Afghanistan is sending 1200 troops to Washington D.C.

on a mission to secure the fragile democracy.

My friend wanted to smoke some afghani w**... with me

But i said no, because, from what i heard, people in afghanistan get s**... TO DEATH

[not mine]

I don't smoke afghani w**...,

Because people in Afghanistan get s**... to death.

Afghani joke, I don't smoke afghani w**...,

Why are there no TV's in Afghanistan?

Because of the Teleban.

Abdul the Afghani

Abdul the Afghani is walking through the mountains with his wife in front of him. He meets his imam going in the opposite direction.

"Abdul, have you read the Koran? It says the wife should always walk behind her husband," the imam says.

"When the Koran was written, there were no minefields." He then yells to his wife, "keep going, Fatima!"

Whats the differebce between an Afghani Military Base and a Pakistani Elementary School?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

why was the Afghani dude searching for a child specialist?

His wife was ill.

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How do you clear out an Afghani bingo game..?

Call B52!!

What does the p in Afghanistan stand for.............................................................................................. PEACE.

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran).

Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

We usually yell "Oh God". Do you know what many Afghani boys scream out loud, when they have s**...?

"Aahista, Plaar... Aahista"

(Pashto) roughly translates as: "Slowly, Papa... slowly"

Remember that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes that make girls laugh. Many of the afghani kabul puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When a joke goes too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke becomes inappropriate.

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