Afghani Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Afghani jokes. There are some afghani outpost jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these afghani ami puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Comical & Quirky Afghani Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

How did I get out of Afghanistan?


Why aren't there any Wal-Mart's in Afghanistan?

Because they are all Target's!

What did the Afghanistan government say after the American military left?


Afghanistan is sending 1200 troops to Washington D.C.

on a mission to secure the fragile democracy.

My friend wanted to smoke some afghani weed with me

But i said no, because, from what i heard, people in afghanistan get stoned TO DEATH

[not mine]

I don't smoke afghani weed,

Because people in Afghanistan get stoned to death.

Why are there no TV's in Afghanistan?

Because of the Teleban.

Afghani joke, Why are there no TV's in Afghanistan?

Abdul the Afghani

Abdul the Afghani is walking through the mountains with his wife in front of him. He meets his imam going in the opposite direction.

"Abdul, have you read the Koran? It says the wife should always walk behind her husband," the imam says.

"When the Koran was written, there were no minefields." He then yells to his wife, "keep going, Fatima!"

Whats the differebce between an Afghani Military Base and a Pakistani Elementary School?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

why was the Afghani dude searching for a child specialist?

His wife was ill.

How do you clear out an Afghani bingo game..?

Call B52!!

You can explore afghani kurds reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean afghani iraqi dad jokes. There are also afghani puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

What does the p in Afghanistan stand for.............................................................................................. PEACE.

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran).

Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

We usually yell "Oh God". Do you know what many Afghani boys scream out loud, when they have sex?

"Aahista, Plaar... Aahista"

(Pashto) roughly translates as: "Slowly, Papa... slowly"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the afghani kabul puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working afghani loudest piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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