Afghani Jokes

18 afghani jokes and hilarious afghani puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about afghani that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Afghani Short Jokes

Short afghani jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The afghani humour may include short loudest jokes also.

  1. When you go to a French-Afghani fusion restaurant... ...but you can't decide between the lamb burger or l'hamburger.
  2. Whats the differebce between an Afghani Military Base and a Pakistani Elementary School? I don't know, I just fly the drone.
  3. My friend wanted to smoke some afghani w**... with me But i said no, because, from what i heard, people in afghanistan get s**... TO DEATH
    [not mine]
  4. We usually yell "Oh God". Do you know what many Afghani boys scream out loud, when they have s**...? "Aahista, Plaar... Aahista"
    (Pashto) roughly translates as: "Slowly, Papa... slowly"

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Afghani One Liners

Which afghani one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with afghani? I can suggest the ones about rumour and afghan.

  1. Why did Bin Laden listen to Eminem? He was an Afghani-Stan.
  2. why was the Afghani dude searching for a child specialist? His wife was ill.
  3. How do you clear out an Afghani bingo game..? Call B52!!
  4. What did the Afghani immigrant say when he got a new truck? Nice.
  5. Afghani drinking game for Cricket World Cup car bombs
  6. I don't smoke afghani w**..., Because people in Afghanistan get s**... to death.
  7. Why was o**... Bin Laden obsessed with Eminem? He was an Afghani-Stan.

Afghani joke, Why was o**... Bin Laden obsessed with Eminem?

Comical & Quirky Afghani Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about afghani you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean blown jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make afghani pranks.

How did I get out of Afghanistan?


Why aren't there any Wal-Mart's in Afghanistan?

Because they are all Target's!

In Afghanistan, they've made it i**... to count the votes cast in any election.

It's the Tally Ban.

What did the Afghanistan government say after the American military left?


Afghanistan is sending 1200 troops to Washington D.C.

on a mission to secure the fragile democracy.

Why are there no TV's in Afghanistan?

Because of the Teleban.

Abdul the Afghani

Abdul the Afghani is walking through the mountains with his wife in front of him. He meets his imam going in the opposite direction.
"Abdul, have you read the Koran? It says the wife should always walk behind her husband," the imam says.
"When the Koran was written, there were no minefields." He then yells to his wife, "keep going, Fatima!"

Afghani joke, why was the Afghani dude searching for a child specialist?