Afghani Jokes

Following is our collection of kurds humor and outpost one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Afghani puns for adults, dirty iraqi jokes or clean ami gags for kids.

There is an abundance of kabul jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 11 funniest jokes on afghani. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any loudest witze you can hear about afghani.

The Best jokes about Afghani

How did I get out of Afghanistan?

Iran.

Why aren't there any Wal-Mart's in Afghanistan?

Because they are all Target's!

Why are there no TV's in Afghanistan?

Because of the Teleban.

I don't smoke afghani weed,

Because people in Afghanistan get stoned to death.

My friend wanted to smoke some afghani weed with me

But i said no, because, from what i heard, people in afghanistan get stoned TO DEATH


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Abdul the Afghani

Abdul the Afghani is walking through the mountains with his wife in front of him. He meets his imam going in the opposite direction.

"Abdul, have you read the Koran? It says the wife should always walk behind her husband," the imam says.

"When the Koran was written, there were no minefields." He then yells to his wife, "keep going, Fatima!"

Whats the differebce between an Afghani Military Base and a Pakistani Elementary School?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

why was the Afghani dude searching for a child specialist?

His wife was ill.

How do you clear out an Afghani bingo game..?

Call B52!!

We usually yell "Oh God". Do you know what many Afghani boys scream out loud, when they have sex?

"Aahista, Plaar... Aahista"

(Pashto) roughly translates as: "Slowly, Papa... slowly"

What does the p in Afghanistan stand for.............................................................................................. PEACE.


Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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