Afghani Jokes
16 afghani jokes and hilarious afghani puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about afghani that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Afghani Short Jokes
Short afghani jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The afghani humour may include short rumour jokes also.
- When you go to a French-Afghani fusion restaurant... ...but you can't decide between the lamb burger or l'hamburger.
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Afghani One Liners
Which afghani one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with afghani? I can suggest the ones about afghan and .
- Why did Bin Laden listen to Eminem? He was an Afghani-Stan.
- why was the Afghani dude searching for a child specialist? His wife was ill.
- What did the Afghani immigrant say when he got a new truck? Nice.
- Afghani drinking game for Cricket World Cup car bombs
- I don't smoke afghani w**..., Because people in Afghanistan get s**... to death.
Comical & Quirky Afghani Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about afghani you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make afghani pranks.
Why aren't there any Wal-Mart's in Afghanistan?
Because they are all Target's!
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In Afghanistan, they've made it i**... to count the votes cast in any election.
It's the Tally Ban.
What did the Afghanistan government say after the American military left?
Biden.
Afghanistan is sending 1200 troops to Washington D.C.
on a mission to secure the fragile democracy.
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My friend wanted to smoke some afghani w**... with me
But i said no, because, from what i heard, people in afghanistan get s**... TO DEATH
[not mine]
Why are there no TV's in Afghanistan?
Because of the Teleban.
Abdul the Afghani
Abdul the Afghani is walking through the mountains with his wife in front of him. He meets his imam going in the opposite direction.
"Abdul, have you read the Koran? It says the wife should always walk behind her husband," the imam says.
"When the Koran was written, there were no minefields." He then yells to his wife, "keep going, Fatima!"
What does the p in Afghanistan stand for.............................................................................................. PEACE.
How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?
Iran (He ran).
Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.
