Following is our collection of Afghan jokes which are very funny. There are some afghan oman jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these afghan pul puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Everywhere.
Anxious with fright, he visits the village soothsayer and asks him what the future holds.
''Hold your hand out for me.''
The man does as requested and the soothsayer looks at the hand, the shapes and patterns intriguing him. A bit cautiously he says ''Your mother in law will die very soon.''
''I know that already! Just tell me if the police will able to catch me or not!''
(I was watching an Afghan comedy show and this joke came up! :)
What do you call Afghan triplets?
Twins!
I am so sorry....
They were afraid she would make an Afghan.
Iran (He ran).
Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.
He said "You da bomb!"
I don't know, I just fly the drone
He was stoned.
Now both men on horses and men on cows triggers his
PTSD
Iran.
Amhere.
What do you call the second Afghan off the boat?
Amhere Azwel.
What do you call the third Afghan off the boat?
Amhere Azwell Azhim. :)
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Barbara Walters did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict.
She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands.
She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walked behind their husbands, despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime and women seemed happy to maintain the old custom.
Ms. Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, "Why do you still abide by an old custom, that you once tried so desperately to change?"
The woman looked Ms. Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation said, "Land mines."
His wife was ill.
Never bin laid on.
Because they are all Target's!
He was standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.
I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"
No idea, I just fly the drone.
They were worried she might knit an afghan.
He meets another man going the opposite way.
"Salam aleikum, brother" he says.
"Aleikum Assalam" replies Ahmed.
"Did you know that the Great Prophet would never allow a woman to walk ahead of him?" asks the man.
Ahmed replies, "And did you know that there were no minefields in the time of the Prophet?" He then turns to the wife, "Keep walking, Saida."
...but when he told it to me, he said he was caught between Iraq and a hard place.
Because they need a map
Because of the Teleban.
They're just so Bazaar
Because Afghan is tan
They Afghans from USA
I don't know, I'm just the one flying the drone.
Afghan sweaters
Friend: My brother got me this scarf from Afganistan
Me: He should have got you an Afghan instead.
She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walked behind their husbands, despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime and women seemed happy to maintain the old custom.
Ms. Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, "Why do you still abide by an old custom, that you once tried so desperately to change?"
The woman looked Ms. Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation said, "Land mines."
Land mines.
Islamabad
That's just a blanket statement.
on a mission to secure the fragile democracy.
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