Afghan Jokes
48 afghan jokes and hilarious afghan puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about afghan that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Afghan Short Jokes
Short afghan jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The afghan humour may include short khan jokes also.
- What's the difference between a Taliban fighter and an Afghan child? Don't ask me, I just pilot the drone.
- I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan dude He was standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.
I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?" - What do you call the first Afghan off the boat? Amhere.
What do you call the second Afghan off the boat?
Amhere Azwel.
What do you call the third Afghan off the boat?
Amhere Azwell Azhim. :) - A knitted afghan can be a good accent piece that can also keep you warm... That's just a blanket statement.
- After reading that Afghanistan had the highest infant mortality rate, this occurred to me. What do you call Afghan triplets?
Twins!
I am so sorry.... - My grandma was not allowed to bring her knitting needles on the airplane. They were worried she might knit an afghan.
- Joke about a blanket Friend: My brother got me this scarf from Afganistan
Me: He should have got you an Afghan instead. - The TSA confiscated my grandmother's knitting needles They were afraid she would make an Afghan.
- A Afghan war veteran took a class in woman studies. Now both men on horses and men on cows triggers his
PTSD
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Afghan One Liners
Which afghan one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with afghan? I can suggest the ones about al qaeda and iran iraq.
- Where does an Afghan boy go during a drone strike? Everywhere.
- Last night an Afghan put a jacket on me. He said "You da bomb!"
- I've never understood Afghan markets They're just so Bazaar
- What did the Afghan who didn't like Muslims say? Islamabad
- How could the Afghans defeat the Soviet forces? They Afghans from USA
- Why do Afghan people have light brown skin? Because Afghan is tan
- Why do all Afghans carry a piece of sandpaper? Because they need a map
- What's the smallest bone in a goat? The Afghan's.
- What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat? They sue Kabul Yacht.
- What do Afghan stoners smoke? Hindu Kush
- Did you hear about the Afghan Rastafarian? He was s**....
- What do you call an Afghan v**...? Never bin laid on.
Hilarious Fun Afghan Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter
What funny jokes about afghan you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean syrian refugee jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make afghan pranks.
A man is very worried about the future...
Anxious with fright, he visits the village soothsayer and asks him what the future holds.
''Hold your hand out for me.''
The man does as requested and the soothsayer looks at the hand, the shapes and patterns intriguing him. A bit cautiously he says ''Your mother in law will die very soon.''
''I know that already! Just tell me if the police will able to catch me or not!''
(I was watching an Afghan comedy show and this joke came up! :)
A beggar in Afghanistan
An Afghan man walks across a busy street when an old lady says ''Please my son, give me $1 in charity.''
''I don't have any.''
''If you don't have that just give a tiny little bit. Praise God, look at your youth, your tie, your strength and beauty. May I be sacrificed for you, just give a tiny little bit.''
''I don't have any.''
''Really just even $0.01 would be enough.''
''I don't have any, really, not even $0.01.''
''Well why are you just standing there then? Come sit and beg like I do.''
How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?
Iran (He ran).
Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.
A woman must walk 5 paces behind...
Barbara Walters did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict.
She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands.
She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walked behind their husbands, despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime and women seemed happy to maintain the old custom.
Ms. Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, "Why do you still abide by an old custom, that you once tried so desperately to change?"
The woman looked Ms. Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation said, "Land mines."
why was the Afghani dude searching for a child specialist?
His wife was ill.
Why aren't there any Wal-Mart's in Afghanistan?
Because they are all Target's!
A Afghan man named Ahmed is walking down a dirt road with his wife ahead of him a few steps.
He meets another man going the opposite way.
"Salam aleikum, brother" he says.
"Aleikum Assalam" replies Ahmed.
"Did you know that the Great Prophet would never allow a woman to walk ahead of him?" asks the man.
Ahmed replies, "And did you know that there were no minefields in the time of the Prophet?" He then turns to the wife, "Keep walking, Saida."
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An Afghan soldier called me earlier and told me he was in a r**... camp...
...but when he told it to me, he said he was caught between Iraq and a hard place.
Why are there no TV's in Afghanistan?
Because of the Teleban.
What does the p in Afghanistan stand for.............................................................................................. PEACE.
Barbara Walters once did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict. She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands...
She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walked behind their husbands, despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime and women seemed happy to maintain the old custom.
Ms. Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, "Why do you still abide by an old custom, that you once tried so desperately to change?"
The woman looked Ms. Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation said, "Land mines."
Barbara Walters once did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict. She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands...
Land mines.
Afghanistan is sending 1200 troops to Washington D.C.
on a mission to secure the fragile democracy.
What did the Afghanistan government say after the American military left?
Biden.
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What is the differnce between an afghan Soldier and a Woman ?
The Woman has the b**... to oppose the Taliban.
An Afghan escaping from Taliban walks in through the Pakistani border...
He is immediately stopped by Paxtani border patrol agents and asked to identify himself. He stops and says he's the Minister of Ports & Shipping of Afghanistan.
Paxtani border officer: "But there is no sea in Afghanistan. How can you be the Minister of Ports & Shipping?"
Afghan: "Don't you have a Minister for Law & Justice in Pakistan?"
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In Afghanistan, they've made it i**... to count the votes cast in any election.
It's the Tally Ban.
