The Best 6 Afganistan Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Afganistan jokes. There are some afganistan marines jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these afganistan cave puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Afganistan Jokes and Puns

Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.

A British engineer just opened a buisness in Afganistan.

He is selling landmines that look like prayer mats. When asked how buisness was going he said that prophets are going through the roof.

An Englishman starts his own business in Afganistan

He is making land mines that look like prayer mats! He is doing quite well! Profits are going through the roof!

Joke about a blanket

Friend: My brother got me this scarf from Afganistan

Me: He should have got you an Afghan instead.

An Afghan, upon landing at Islamabad Airport,


introduced himself to a Pakistan Immigration Officer, as Ex-Minister of Ports & Shipping of Afghanistan.

The surprised Pakistani Officer asked:"But there is no sea in Afghanistan. How can you be the Ex-Minister of Ports & Shipping.?"

The Afghan replied: "Wallah ya Habibi, don't you have a Minister for Law & Justice in Pakistan.?"


Uzbekistan is double-landlocked, being surrounded by Kazickstan, Afganistan, Turkmenistan, Kygenistan, and Tajikistan, all landlocked! So technically, Uzbeckistan is...

STANlocked.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the afganistan plagiarize jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working afganistan military piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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