Ridiculous Afganistan Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?
Because there's a target on every corner.
A British engineer just opened a buisness in Afganistan.
He is selling landmines that look like prayer mats. When asked how buisness was going he said that prophets are going through the roof.
I can't post on the Afganistan subreddit anymore
I got Talibanned
An Englishman starts his own business in Afganistan
He is making land mines that look like prayer mats! He is doing quite well! Profits are going through the roof!
Uzbekistan is double-landlocked, being surrounded by Kazickstan, Afganistan, Turkmenistan, Kygenistan, and Tajikistan, all landlocked! So technically, Uzbeckistan is...
STANlocked.
An Afghan, upon landing at Islamabad Airport,
introduced himself to a Pakistan Immigration Officer, as Ex-Minister of Ports & Shipping of Afghanistan.
The surprised Pakistani Officer asked:"But there is no sea in Afghanistan. How can you be the Ex-Minister of Ports & Shipping.?"
The Afghan replied: "Wallah ya Habibi, don't you have a Minister for Law & Justice in Pakistan.?"
Joke about a blanket
Friend: My brother got me this scarf from Afganistan
Me: He should have got you an Afghan instead.
