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Affordable housing prices

So they finally made an affordable and functional jetpack

The sales are through the roof

In an attempt to help the less fortunate, I want to start a charity where people can donate their lightly used weaponry, whether they be guns, knives, tanks, etc so that the poor and disabled can have a sense of security while living on the streets at an affordable price

It could be called the Goodkill

I was wondering the other day...

I was wondering the other day what our parents must have done for entertainment before television was popular and affordable. I asked my 38 brothers and sisters if they had any ideas, but none of them could suggest an answer either.

I took my grandma to fish spa. Everyone freaked out!

But in my defense, it's more affordable than cremation.


I was going to tell a joke about affordable public healthcare...

But Americans wouldn't get it.

WalMart's own brand of wine

WalMart announced that sometime in 2013 it will begin offering customers a new discount item: WalMart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California to produce the wines at affordable prices in the $2 to $5 range.

Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to put a bottle of the WalMart brand into their shopping carts but, 'There is a market for inexpensive wine,' said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at University of Arkansas, Bentonville. 'However, branding will be very important.'

Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the WalMart wine brands and varieties.

The top surveyed names in order of popularity were:


10. Chateau Traileur Parc

9. White Trashfindel

8. Big Red Gulp

7. World Championship Riesling

6. NASCARbernet

5. Chef Boyardeaux

4. Peanut Noir

3. I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar

2. Grape Expectations

1. Nasti Spumante


The beauty of Walmart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).


P.S. Don't bother writing back to tell me that this is a hoax. I know possum is not white meat.

Republicans might be worried that the "repeal and replace" failed...

But it's okay; burns are covered by the Affordable Care Act.

I'd be able to find affordable glasses...

In an eye deal world.

Ford Ibble

A car salesman asked me, "What are you looking for in a car?"

I said, "It has to be affordable"

He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."

Why are Ford cars so popular?

Because they are affordable.


What's the difference between Kathleen Wynne and a dumpster fire?

A dumpster fire produces affordable light and heat.

Anyone know of an escort service that offers an affordable bj?

My hatchback has been harder to stop lately.

[ShowerThought] If George Bush had Affordable Healhcare Act

Would it have been called Bushcare?

Apparently, an Apple computer, built by Steve Jobs in his garage in 1976, sold for nearly $1 million...

Which makes it the most affordable Apple product currently on the market...

Did you know BMW's don't have turn signals?

That's how they make them so affordable.

New beer at Tesco

Tesco have announced that they will be adding a new beer to their value real ale range.
Alongside the affordable Simply Golden Ale and the inexpensive Simply Dark, they're adding Simply Red, for when money's too tight to mention.

I agree that people shouldn't kill themselves but...

...At the same time it's so hard to find a professional to do it for you, especially at an affordable price. So I can see why they do it.

We should MAGA

Let's start with:

-affordable healthcare

-reasonable gun laws

-liveable minimum wages


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