Affordable Jokes

45 affordable jokes and hilarious affordable puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about affordable that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Affordable Short Jokes

Short affordable jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The affordable humour may include short cheaper jokes also.

  1. Tide has some serious ad time during the superbowl this year Must be able to afford it after cornering the teenage snack food market
  2. My friend said that he couldn't afford to pay his huge water bill... So, I sent him a 'Get well Soon' card.
  3. Why does Michael J. fox make really good milkshakes? Because he's rich and can afford the best ingredients
  4. What's the difference between a Texas energy company and a Dumpster Fire? A Dumpster Fire creates affordable light and heat.
  5. I asked my wife, how can we afford to drive when gas costs $500 per gallon? She told me I was missing the point
  6. I'm so much in debt, I can't afford to pay my electric bill... These are the darkest days of my life...
  7. My cousin is so poor.... that when she couldn't afford pay the Catholic church for her exorcism, they repossessed her.
  8. I couldn't afford an Ancestry DNA kit... So I just announced that I had won the lottery. I soon found out to all my relatives are.
  9. My girlfriend asked if I would spend a month away from her for 5000 dollars. It's tempting, but I don't think I can afford it.
  10. My friend can't afford to pay his water bill anymore... I sent him a card, "Get well soon."

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Affordable One Liners

Which affordable one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with affordable? I can suggest the ones about convenient and reliable.

  1. 90's kids won't get this 😂😂 Affordable housing prices
  2. I know a mathematician who can't afford lunch. He can binomial.
  3. I can't afford to pay for electricity anymore... these are some dark times.
  4. My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill. I sent him a Get well soon card
  5. As a kid I was made to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog
  6. Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary? They couldn't afford it.
  7. Whats something you can say about your car but not your wife? It was very affordable.
  8. The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
  9. Life is like a box of chocolates. The poor can't afford it.
  10. How did the pirate afford such a big boat? It was on sail.
  11. Whats the only type of Doctor most American's can afford? Dr.Pepper
  12. Why are homeless people the best spies Because they can't afford to be seen
  13. So they finally made an affordable and functional jetpack The sales are through the roof
  14. I couldn't afford to pay the priest who carried out my exorcism. He repossessed my home.
  15. What's the difference between a Tesla and an ambulance? You can afford a ride in a Tesla.

Affordable Housing Jokes

Here is a list of funny affordable housing jokes and even better affordable housing puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • You've got to be careful when getting your house exorcised If you can't afford the payments the priest will repossess your house
  • If I had a dollar every time a baby boomer insulted me... I could afford a house in the economy they ruined
  • Have you heard the one about the family who couldn't afford to pay the exorcist? Their house was repossessed.
  • What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house? was repossessed!
  • When I was younger I couldn't afford a house. But after years of hard labour and pain, I still can't. But my boss has five.
  • I've finally saved up enough for solar panels. What's holding me back is that I can't afford a house.
  • Why is Whole Foods' house brand called 365? Cuz you have to work 365 days a year to afford it.
  • My house was haunted, so I got it exorcised by an expert. Unfortunately, I couldn't afford the payment and it got repossessed.
  • I'm going away for life because of armed robbery. I can finally afford my dream ski house in Switzerland
  • When I found out he was living in his mother's basement, I laughed at his luck My parents were never able to afford a house, let alone own a basement.
Affordable joke, When I found out he was living in his mother's basement, I laughed at his luck

Happy Affordable Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

What funny jokes about affordable you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean profitable jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make affordable pranks.

If I had a dollar for every time someone over 40 told me my generation s**......

Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined.

I just made this one up and it's really s**.... What do you call a resistor that can't afford rent?


Today I was offered s**... by an 18 year old female...

Now I'm not gonna lie this chick was smoking hot. In exchange for the s**... I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner for her. Of course I, being the great person that I am, declined because I have high moral standards and my willpower is very strong.....but not as nearly as strong as Ajax, the safe and affordable bathroom cleaner, now available in lemon and vanilla scents

I ran out of toilet paper last week and can't afford to buy more till I get paid next week, so I started using the newspapers. Now the realisation has kicked in......

......... The Times are really Rough!!!

A husband and wife are shopping in their local supermarket. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife. "They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans" he replies.

"Put them back, we can't afford them" demands the wife, and they carry on shopping.
A few aisles farther on, the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband.
"It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: "So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price."

I couldn't afford a nice television, so I just smoked a ton of w**... and read the dictionary.

High definition.

My friend started selling his own body parts to make money

First it was just one of his fingers to pay some bills off. When he realised how much he could make he sold even more body parts. Sitting in his mansion, rich enough to afford not to work, he asked me what I thought about him selling even more body parts.
I told him, I think you should quit while you're a head.

Affordable joke, I couldn't afford an Ancestry DNA kit...