The Best 24 Affordable Housing Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Affordable Housing jokes. There are some affordable housing jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these affordable housing puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Affordable Housing Jokes and Puns

If I had a dollar for every time someone over 40 told me my generation sucks...

Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined.

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You've got to be careful when getting your house exorcised

If you can't afford the payments the priest will repossess your house

Patrick wants a bike...

For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 15-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $85,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."

The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"

Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an $85,000 mortgage and no bike!"

If I had a dollar every time a baby boomer insulted me...

I could afford a house in the economy they ruined


Have you heard the one about the family who couldn't afford to pay the exorcist?

Their house was repossessed.

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

...it was repossessed!

When I was younger I couldn't afford a house.

But after years of hard labour and pain, I still can't. But my boss has five.

2 of my friends were arguing about who's house was the most expensive....

"Well, my house is worth 8 million dollars!" One of them said "Ha! Mine is worth 11 million!" The other said so I chimed in "You guys must be poor, my roof in itself is worth 200 million!"

Puzzled, they both asked me "Woah! Where do you even live? How can you afford all that?!" When I told them where I lived they were left dumbfounded. They just couldn't believe I lived under an overpass!

I've finally saved up enough for solar panels.

What's holding me back is that I can't afford a house.

Why is Whole Foods' house brand called 365?

Cuz you have to work 365 days a year to afford it.

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How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

an african politician visits an american politician.

Af: That's a big house you've got there, how did you afford it?

Am: See that bridge over there? I kept 10% of the money that went into building it, same goes for most of the roads and bridges that were rebuilt here.

Ten years later, the American goes to visit his old friend.

Am: That's an enormous mansion you've got there, how did you afford it?

Af: See that bridge over there?

Am: No.

Af: That's how.

My house was haunted, so I got it exorcised by an expert.

Unfortunately, I couldn't afford the payment and it got repossessed.

I'm going away for life because of armed robbery.

I can finally afford my dream ski house in Switzerland

When I found out he was living in his mother's basement, I laughed at his luck

My parents were never able to afford a house, let alone own a basement.

What do you call a guy that drives a Ferrari, but can't afford the down payment on his house?

Magnum PMI

LPT: If you feel too cold, and can't afford central heating

...Just stand in a corner of your house. They are usually ~ 90Β°

What is a double-wide salad?

It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad


For his birthday, little Johnny asked for a 10-speed bicycle.



His father said, β€œSon, we’d give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There’s no way we can afford it.”

The next day the father saw little Johnny heading out the front door with a suitcase.

So he asked, β€œSon, where are you going?”

Little Joe told him: β€œI was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I’ll be damned if I’m staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage and no bike!”

I couldn't afford a set of false teeth, but I found a guy who would make me a set in exchange for me doing some work around his house.

I guess you could say it was indentured servitude.

If I had a penny for every time a baby boomer said my generation sucks...

...then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined.

"We were facing a global climate problem, we were broke and couldn't afford a House at your time! And yet we tried our best to save the planet when we were in the mhidst of all of this. People had bigger contribution to our overall problem back then. What has YOUR generation done, nowadays?"

"okay, millennial" says a Generation AA

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything.

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