Affluenza Jokes

6 affluenza jokes and hilarious affluenza puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about affluenza that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Affluenza Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good affluenza joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I told my therapist that I was suffering from affluenza.

He diagnosed me with delusions of grandeur.

Apparently being so wealthy has made Jeff Bezos ill.

He's caught affluenza.

My Doctor just diagnosed me with Affluenza then handed me a prescription that says:

"Take whatever you want, whenever you want."

What's the difference between influenza and affluenza?

One's a disease, the other's a sickness.

How to cure affluenza?

Introduce him to Warhammer.

Authorities fear 'affluenza' teen may have fled the country, but vow: 'We're going to find you'

... and give you a stern talking-to.

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